Be polish

>be polish
>want to take a shower
>carp bites you in the leg

hahahahahakurwahahahahahahaha!!

why do they do this lmao

:(

But they dont bite

polan so funny

...

kek

POOLAND BTFO

>POOLAND

That was uncalled for Sharty McMarty

Even putting carps in bathtubs is more cultural than putting shoes into fridge.

BRRRRRAP

t. Pootr Poodolski

But I'm Sławek

aren't sturgeons like a couple of meters large?

how do you even keep them in a bathtub?

Warsawa pact was a magical thing

kys

Tak było.

>be German
>sit to pee

When I am standing, the pee sprawls in every direction. It is a matter of hygiene

>When I am standing, the pee sprawls in every direction.

>sitting down to pee