Hear a noise under your couch

>hear a noise under your couch
>look under it
>see this

What do?

rape

I'd laugh saying "Well how the fuck do you expect to get out from there dumbass?" He's practically pinning himself to the floor being under the couch, not exactly a hard target to shoot.

Nigger dubs.

Is this a get thread?

Shit pants.
Proceed to rape.

This thread needs more gets.

this is now a get thread

feed it some leftovers.

>>hear a noise under your couch
>>look under it
>>see this

>What do?