Will he ever get a ring?

Will he ever get a ring?

15% chance of getting a ring in his career
85% of his brittle bones exploding again

He will inevitably join the warriors down the road and win one. So yes.

He'll make a great replacement for Mozgov

yes, when he gets married.

>warriors
>Not lakers

kek

Not on the Pelicans he won't.

Just realised he signed a 5 year deal? Is he retarded?? What the fuck did New Orleans promise him would happen?

>be the monobrow
>sign a single year extension
>get courted by all the teams
>sign for the desperate lakers
>build dynasty

He will join the hornets next season and walk the nba with Demba

how do you know? if the pelicans draft a superstar (and they will get a bottom 3 pick), they are automatically contenders.

they only suck because of a horrendous backcourt of memechuckers.

Brows can pull a Kevin Garnett since he seems to be walking a similar path as KG.

>bottom 3 pick

i don't think that means what you think it means

Once he goes to the Timberwolves

Did he fix his teeth?

you know what i meant frog.

When he joins Westbrook in OKC

that would be amazing. maybe in 2020

$30 million more than any other team can offer. Maybe, actually, believing the team would improve in that time span.

>Davis
>Randle
>Ingram
>Clarkson
>Russell

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?!

It's called an "Anthony Davis".

wow how fugly is he

his chances will increase if he shaves his unibrow

> Davis
> Durant
> Green
> Thompson
> Curry

literally who the fuck would stop them. Not even meming here. Who?

He'll be lucky to make it out of the first round as long as he's in Nawlins.

A team like the 04 Pistons

They don't exist anymore. Neither do the Bad Boy Pistons. What team now would even contend with that?

>what is the salary cap

47 year old lebron might take pity on his wasted career and allow him to latch on in cleveland