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What are you gonna do?

i have an important question for you

how the fuck do i go on the toilet when im wearing a bath robe?

Carefully

She really got nice eyes.

a few of the neighbors cows died over the winter.
i'm gonna help bury them later today

Well that sucks :/

how did they die?

ive lived at a farm my whole life and that never happend

Looking for someone of either gender who finds my brain problems endearing

mormon gfs

yeah not really thrilled about doing it

lots of snow and when it melted it flooded their lower fields drowning a couple cows
the dumb asses probably could've prevented it

Anybody who writes a food blog will tell you it's not just about writing about food! Sometimes one of your readers will "throw down" a challenge and it's up to the food blogger to meet that challenge.

About 8 months back I was challenged to eat all my meals one day with utensils and any one who knows me will realize that as a busy Mom, there's going to be a "take out" meal that day especially when I'm picking up my hubby and my mixed brood from school and getting them to their after school activities.

Well the fast food that day of the challenge was one of your more well known hamburger places and darn it if I didn't eat my "burger" with a knife and fork. The kids couldn't stop laughing (you know how kids are) and I did draw more than a few amused stares in the hamburger restaurant including a gal from my Yoga class!

The verdict? Hamburgers might be meant to be finger food, but you can just as well enjoy them with a knife and fork. And you also learn that the term "blogger" sometimes entails teaching your kids a lesson about keeping to your word when you lose a wager.

So good eating to all!

go show your cat some love buds

Where did you find this shit hahaha

>but you can just as well enjoy them with a knife and fork

American societal breakdown has been fueled by the breakdown of Christianity as America's national religion desu ne
I've never been to church in my life but I feel that's pretty obvious

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> watching youtube atheist videos from 2007
What the fuck happened? Everyone used to be so edgy and contrarian back then.

Now atheists on YouTube are sanitised, and 50% of them are anti-atheist.

>2007
>America has been waging a religious war on behalf of Israel for 6 years
>Anti-Christian sentiment is high

>2017
>Religious attendance is at an all time low and religious institutions have had their public influence eviscerated
>Every other indicator of societal health is in the garbage as well
>Suddenly the days of small town churches don't seem so bad

Hmmmmm......

>2007
>America has been waging a religious war on behalf of Israel for 6 years

had this horrible dream I was 25 and never graduated highschool

I've had dreams involving sex with my mother.

My mother told me if I don't graduate High School this year she'll stop having sex with me.

why is cum dead on Saturday morning. what could you dickheads possibly be doing

It's the day after St. Patrick's day. We're all hungover from our pitiful attempt at socialising and trying to be a normal human being for once.

I've only ever gotten drunk alone in my room. One time I tried to drink at a bar and I got nervous. I left and picked a bottle of bourbon up on the way home

why do people think that having pictures of Trump being shot, hung, burned or generally saying things like "Fuck Trump" // #NotMyPresident make them more American?

It makes you less American. The only American thing going on is you being free to express your commie bullshit without getting arrested

Cute waifu desu

Hangovers

I am so glad my parents split up
They both didn't like me very much but now that they hate each other they have no problem with me

dragon lolis

xth for emily

Delete that and don't ever post this kind of shit here again.

Will cults take just anybody

t. Lucoafag

Meow

If you can survive the initiation process, yes

>Wether or not this is bannable depends on wether a mod interprets it to be a boy or girl
blows my mind desu

Yes.

I'm that one guy who shows up to the suicide cult just for the cyanide.

>Mom wants to send me to a therapist again
oh fuck off

It's a boy

You better do something really sick to get back at her, like collect your cum for months and mix it with your shit and use it to coat the walls of your room believing it keeps the mind control rays from the fucking globalists out.

She'll never think you're crazy then.

I don't want to do anything

I want to do anything, but there is nothing to do.

My doggo has cute warm soft ears

>Now would be an opportune time to exercise for the first time in months
>I'm not going to because I just took a shower and I like feeling clean

Rest in peace France

I upload clips of me reading random things to youtube because I like being able to talk

Something about the election?

>Be American
>Run for President
>Get the most Votes
>Lose
?????????

Drumpf has no chance in Florida

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this is from BLACKED, right?

Shooting at Orly Airport

Some guy shot a cop in Paris with birdshot, tried to go to the airport, was stopped by police there and tried to take a soldier's gun

Was shot dead by the other two officers in the unit

I know what all of them really think. Sometimes they slip and tell me

This in no way kills the great nation of France

Do right wing conspiracy theorists like or dislike the armed forces

If a German crossing the Belgian border into France can get the nation to capitulate what do you think someone actually SHOOTING them would do?

> 4 million people in Ireland
> 40 million Irish-Americans
That's a lot of diaspora.

>Do right wing conspiracy theorists like or dislike the armed forces

Irish breed like rats, they were kept on the island to keep their population down.

I'm pretty sure their country still has the most people living abroad too (if not, they might be second to poland)

'CAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELING

AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN'T YOU FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

gonna ruin this chaion

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What is this creature?

seductress

Don't post anime

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isnt eurodance great

No

No

yes

Eurodance is one of the worst genres of music out there

Uhh, no

Rate this song
youtube.com/watch?v=wZfHpR_Wodc

absolutely terrible, have this GREAT song instead

youtube.com/watch?v=xiWtqVtd1Oo

not as good as this one
youtube.com/watch?v=6UWR-naeBFQ

I'm depressed just thought I should let everyone know

That's my secret. I'm always depressed.

>giraffe

Weak!

Eurodance is terrible

youtu.be/E1tOV7y94DY rate this

ok

Smelly dumb Euro scum

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>cum
>pee right after
>benis starts burning from the inside

This is not a before/after picture
This is Phoenix

Amerifat """""culture""""" is such an abomination.

Pic VERY related.

>cherrypicked picture of an American college represents the rest of Americans
ISHYGDDT

>we have the technology to thrive in the desert and can all afford computers, how horrible!

I don't know if I would call life in Phoenix living

>all that empty space
>can't put the development on a grid
As if they didn't suck enough

You gave yourself an STD

>simcity2000.jpg