What are some of your favorite stand up routines, Sup Forums?

What are some of your favorite stand up routines, Sup Forums?

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Inviting celebrities to political conventions is about the worst kind of cancer you can get.

American """""politics""""""""' everyone.

No does actual work, all they do is advertising themselves. More like, "PR-itics" amirite lamo xDDd

Why so many Jews?

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>sarah silverman will never boss you around and make fun of your dick while telling you who to vote for and also how to put the dishes away properly

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ayy

jewish girls are the best

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Hitler was unable to finish the job

The only good Jew is a busty one.

can anyone confirm this pic?

Hitler was wrong after all

She was right. Bernie cucks are being stupid. They need to vote for Hillary so we can stop that madman from ruining America.

t. Hillary

Trump will win by a landslide

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Carlin's Seven Words
Every single time the delivery was perfect, the inflections were superb and his reactions got better and better.

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Or you could just kill yourself.

BIG JEWISH TITTIES

HILLARY HILLARY HILLARY