You walk in a club when these guys slap your girlfriend's ass

You walk in a club when these guys slap your girlfriend's ass.

what do

Ask if they want a foursome

>only the mighty BBC can cuck my girl!
>Tyrone come here!!!

submit to their power and try to kiss them

kiss them on the lips faggot ill suck your dads dick

How did he know she's got a dick?

You'd let these two twinks pound your girlfriend?

slap her in the face and tell her "get to work"

Well, if you would know how my girl looks like, you would too. Besides, why not? If they are nice and honest.

Oh hay, this thread again

Slap their asses

ask them about the 1966 Plymouth Satellite that they are standing in front of.

break my hand on one of their jaws
really fuck someone up

Grab the smaller one by the leg and swig it at the other one

they are kids... call their mom i guess?

>call their mom i guess?
you call cops on skaters dont you?

I say, wait ten fucking years until you get fat, and you don't even use your skin abs and what they are made for the age your at, so just wait. we all die one day.

I have yet to see a cop on anything else than a motorcycle or in a car. And i dont see the analogy between not beating up children and policemen on "skaters" (i guess you mean like rollerblades or something?)

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Grab their cocks through their jeans and call them little faggots
They don't even look old enough to be in a strip club

Is that like grabbing by the pussy only for faggots?

Threaten to tell the authorities they were sexually harassing my girlfriend - unless they agree to be punished by me.

So ... you wanna spank them?

Yes, that's exactly what I want to do.

friendly warning

>those guys
>in a club
they look 12

Good age to teach them a lesson.

Lock the basement door and brag on Sup Forums that I have 3 girlfriends now.

Can I come over to play? I'll bring my wooden spoon of justice.

why am i laughing at this

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guide them back to their safespace with a complementary kale smoothie.

Watch my gf beat the shit out of them

>Take a lesson from the noble pufferfish
>Inhale deeply until I have quadrupled in size
>Go crosseyed, thus looking each of in them right in an eye
>Frantically wiggle limbs about while frowning
>Release air slowly, making a low "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" sound
>Proceed into club, the conflict dealt with

They wouldn't try that shit again.

sure, but I'll get to pound them as well.

no idea it's generally very effective, you'll get the occasional drunk or coked up fuckwit who'll be silly enough to keep at it, in that case have security make themselves useful for once in their fucking lives n throw the cunt out for you.