I need some advice here Sup Forums

I need some advice here Sup Forums

I'm a straight guy, but I'm not very good with the ladies and sexual tension is unbearable especially in college.

>roommate has same problem
>one night we are both horny, and decide the best thing to do
>take out our sexual urges on each other
>take turn fucking and cumming in each other's asses multiple times
>feel disgusted during and after but i closed me eyes and pretended he was a girl
>felt good enough

Now we are both straight, and this is a good way to fight the urges, but I don't know if it's the right way to go about things. I would really just like to have a girlfriend for this, but i don't know how to speak to girls. Any advice?

Get used to fucking your room mates ass

I would litterally cannot get hard while watching a nude boy

I think you are a faggot who pretend being normal.

WHY NOT GO OUTSIDE AND PICK UP A FATTY?

>I'm a straight guy

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHABAHABABABABABAABBAABBAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>I'm a straight guy
>take turn fucking and cumming in each other's asses multiple times

pick one

OP is literally a faggot here.
Not straight anymore, faggy fag.

Hey hey hey, mind sharing the sauce to that webm? I dont have facial recognition skills when it comes to pornstars.

You don't get any girls because you jack off to porn any time you get horny, eventually completely desensetising you to porn, leaving you with sexual frustration but a complete lack of social skills that you should have developed through puberty.

So you fucked your roommate kek

This is only a temporary solution we don't even look at each other or talk while we do it and the lights are off. We aren't gay at all, but you gotta handle it sometimes.

I only like skinny Asians and whites. The fat chicks here are mostly nerdy niggers

Sauce pls?

like i said this is only temporary

>We only do it when the lights are off

Oh my god how deep in denial can one person be

>temporary solution

4/10 made me respond

best way to solve this?
>don't be ugly af
>talk to a girl
>don't be an autistic retard
>have decent self-confidence
>drown in pussy

Ok, who has the bigger cock?

>I only like skinny Asians and whites
but you do like fucking men? It doesn't matter what you like, do it for practice. Or keep fucking your roommate until you will adopt a skinny Asian girl, and could "pool a Woody Allen"

And his dick.

i don't like fucking my roommate but it was the best available option to me. I don't like men I just needed something to fuck, but I refuse to fuck a fat chick.

No because you'd be a straight guy if you did that.


How many other men have you fucked?
How many other me have fucked you?

the fact that you prefer to fuck a guy (and let him fuck you back) better than fucking a fatty, only proofs that you're are in denial of being at least bisexual.
Does a thick dick up your ass really better than put your dick in a thick pussy?

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Should not the question be why he prefers boipussy to actual pussy

Be prepared for your roommate to blackmail you when you do find another guy to fuck.

Try investing some time in women meet a chick and stop wasting your time finger fuckin your roommate u boob cat Jeezes

Collage hey your dad must be so proud

it's abella anderson

Abella anderson

Killing yourself would be a better option. (If not the best...)

Asking the important question here.

OP, if your dick is bigger you don't have to worry about being gay or not, as it's completely acceptable and totally straight as long as you don't kiss.
If your dicks is smaller, however...I've got some bad news for you.

ur a faggot

im already a bit overweight myself, thats why ive always wanted a skinny girlfriend. fucking a fat chick just wouldn't work and would be unappealing. However im not attracted to men, we just decided since it was easy and safe we would just do it and get it done with until we handled all the urges, it was disgusting and i hated it but it got the job done.

Kek i see the trick your playing user.
OP is confirmed gay if they measure dicks.
>loaded question

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>would be unappealing
and fucking men is appealing?!
you're either:
1) in serious denial
2) very stupid
3) a troll
and probably 4) all of the above

LOL U FUCKA DUDE BUT NOT A FAT CHICK

If the balls touched or you got cum on your balls/in you're mouth, you're gay.

In all seriousness prostate orgasms are one of the best orgasms a male can have. When done right, not much can compete to how powerful and pleasurable it really is. Honestly OP, if you didn't get one then, you're getting fucked for nothing. If you're going to get fucked might as well enjoy it!

He gets it

>MOAR TEENS HERE

pop

you both are so faggots.

Two fat autistic faggots confirmed.

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Gonna need pics of roommate

this is me