So /b what's your excuse for not getting laid?
So /b what's your excuse for not getting laid?
Shave op. Jesus.
at work, also show more of that piggy
This
Wtf are you a faggot or something that's not even bad
I have standards, unlike OP who fucks fat ugly whores.
Standards. Will not get laid at any price, like OP.
Id rather jerk it than bone a fattie.
I haven't sunk that low yet.
What's you're excuse for settling for her?
I look at myself I'm cristal clean.
don't listen to these faggots OP, show us more of that slam pig you got there
If you're not a swimmer, you're a faggot.
If I want a goblin to suck my dick I can have a goblin suck my dick
I'm married.
convert to islam, that way she can't refuse you
habitual reclusion
I don't talk to anyone, awkward as fuck
Sounds about right
Hmmmmmm. I'd have to get Sharia instituted here first. But if I could pull that off, then I could fuck all the bitches I want and it wouldn't be rape unless 4 guys saw me do it and actually agreed to testify against me!
lol her name Olivia?
The only valid excuse: I live with my parents.
I gots me a little something called phimosis.
Nah her name Diane
they would never break the Sup Forumsro code
Sorry for bad lighting phone is actual cancer
post the bitch
Look up retard
i don't go out, therapy and the gym. i got cockblocked at therapy when i left. at the gym i was going to ask a fatty for her number and she asked if this was a joke. it hurt i barely talk to her now. the gym has like a special for people who have medicare. i'm like the youngest person there.
shes lying on her back and u can see her big floppy belly. confirmed fatty. show her sitting or bending over, seen from the side and show us what a fat sloppy fuck she is. you disgusting wanker. youre the reason natural selection doesnt work anymore.
That fat is disgusting
upgrade that etch a sketch, sheesh
She looks like a blob of fat at best.
I don't want to.
>lol it's that simple
my excuse is that im autistic as fuck and generally avoid social situations
well, at least you can post this once per year
Have four people I fuck (three chicks, one trap).
>One lay a day, anymore is work.
Also she looks fuckin' nasty. Get some standards champ.
Nicer than I had thought. Good for you.
>one trap
>Also she looks fuckin' nasty. Get some standards champ.
kek
Also she looks fuckin' nasty. Get some standards champ.
you should rather apologize for the slag than for the lighting
>2017
>Not fucking traps
Get with the times gramps
She's a drunk and would rather suck on this
Idk about you but I would take this over that piece of cellulite in OP's pics any day of the week.
Turn light on show spread pussy please op
yepp, that seems to be a nice guy.
i do not fuck ugly bitches like you do obviously, i got self respect.
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I'd rather fap the rest of my life than have to fuck either tbh
You still gotta admit the trap looks way better than the lard. The only thing stopping you is the taboo behind sticking your dick inside another man.
Would you fuck it if it was born with a vagina?
Make it drip op
OP is slumming it blubber/10
i let girls come to me, and yes it's been working so far this chick invited me to get b-day party on the 15th
same
Pic of the same girl, guys. Angle is everything
Too late user, we already fucked
Your mom didn't have condoms
No excuse im fucking pathetic.
I don't want to fuck a fat girl with a zitty face.
Wait, is the question "What makes us different from OP?"
Wow congrats OP you pulled a 5/10 if even, you're a god
Depends on the face but yea if it was a woman probably
Standards.
She looks like she could swallow an entire crave case
Would you take a writing request?
Would print it out and hang it in front of my computer if you did.
Please write "I am Match OSRS"