So /b what's your excuse for not getting laid?

So /b what's your excuse for not getting laid?

Shave op. Jesus.

at work, also show more of that piggy

This

Wtf are you a faggot or something that's not even bad

I have standards, unlike OP who fucks fat ugly whores.

Standards. Will not get laid at any price, like OP.

Id rather jerk it than bone a fattie.

I haven't sunk that low yet.

What's you're excuse for settling for her?

I look at myself I'm cristal clean.

don't listen to these faggots OP, show us more of that slam pig you got there

If you're not a swimmer, you're a faggot.

If I want a goblin to suck my dick I can have a goblin suck my dick

I'm married.

convert to islam, that way she can't refuse you

habitual reclusion

I don't talk to anyone, awkward as fuck

Sounds about right

Hmmmmmm. I'd have to get Sharia instituted here first. But if I could pull that off, then I could fuck all the bitches I want and it wouldn't be rape unless 4 guys saw me do it and actually agreed to testify against me!

lol her name Olivia?

The only valid excuse: I live with my parents.

I gots me a little something called phimosis.

Nah her name Diane

they would never break the Sup Forumsro code

Sorry for bad lighting phone is actual cancer

post the bitch

Look up retard

i don't go out, therapy and the gym. i got cockblocked at therapy when i left. at the gym i was going to ask a fatty for her number and she asked if this was a joke. it hurt i barely talk to her now. the gym has like a special for people who have medicare. i'm like the youngest person there.

shes lying on her back and u can see her big floppy belly. confirmed fatty. show her sitting or bending over, seen from the side and show us what a fat sloppy fuck she is. you disgusting wanker. youre the reason natural selection doesnt work anymore.

That fat is disgusting

upgrade that etch a sketch, sheesh

She looks like a blob of fat at best.

I don't want to.
>lol it's that simple

my excuse is that im autistic as fuck and generally avoid social situations

well, at least you can post this once per year

Have four people I fuck (three chicks, one trap).
>One lay a day, anymore is work.

Also she looks fuckin' nasty. Get some standards champ.

Nicer than I had thought. Good for you.

>one trap
>Also she looks fuckin' nasty. Get some standards champ.
kek


Also she looks fuckin' nasty. Get some standards champ.

you should rather apologize for the slag than for the lighting

>2017
>Not fucking traps
Get with the times gramps

She's a drunk and would rather suck on this

Idk about you but I would take this over that piece of cellulite in OP's pics any day of the week.

Turn light on show spread pussy please op

yepp, that seems to be a nice guy.

i do not fuck ugly bitches like you do obviously, i got self respect.

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I'd rather fap the rest of my life than have to fuck either tbh

You still gotta admit the trap looks way better than the lard. The only thing stopping you is the taboo behind sticking your dick inside another man.

Would you fuck it if it was born with a vagina?

Make it drip op

OP is slumming it blubber/10

i let girls come to me, and yes it's been working so far this chick invited me to get b-day party on the 15th

same

Pic of the same girl, guys. Angle is everything

Too late user, we already fucked

Your mom didn't have condoms

No excuse im fucking pathetic.

I don't want to fuck a fat girl with a zitty face.

Wait, is the question "What makes us different from OP?"

Wow congrats OP you pulled a 5/10 if even, you're a god

Depends on the face but yea if it was a woman probably

Standards.

She looks like she could swallow an entire crave case

Would you take a writing request?

Would print it out and hang it in front of my computer if you did.
Please write "I am Match OSRS"