Going to try anal soon, any tips from you faggots?

Going to try anal soon, any tips from you faggots?

Whats something sexy or hot I could do for my first time? Any advice would be much appreciated

Oh, and boipussy thread

Cry that it hurts then watch the disgust on his face as he pulls out and sees his dick caked in your shit

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Stretch it out beforehand

Take a shut and clean out beforehand

Hair removal beforehand

Just like success in any part of life, preparation is 90% of the battle

I always liked it when he sweats and pannts like a fucking pupper
Whats the best method for cleaning an asshole?

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Best method is to put water up your butt, 'expell it', and repeat until nothing but clear water comes out

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Using what? OP here, im curious.

Take a shit before hand atleast half a day ahead, and watch diet that day. When taking the dick, i suggest taking control as the bottom at the start, ease it in and give your ass time to relax and take it

I find it hard to shave all the hair on my ass,

have you never heard of an enema before? lol

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wait til he penetrates then poop all over him XD

We'll no fucking shit thanks captain obvious

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I personally have an easy time shaving my whole body, but the technique i use is i start at the crack and brind the razor out towards the hip. New razors work best for sensitive skin, and try and rinse it between strokes.

I cant find it

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water bottle works if needed

That sounds like a good porno

or you could try basic hygeine and clean your ass out beforehand.

probably a new concept to you, I'm sure.

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I was talking about newbie mistakes. What are you, king of the bottoms?

just read the thread I always use a water bottle like the rest of these faggots

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yes.

How the fuck do you use a water bottle for that? Im a virgin, cant you tell?

Then post pics faggot

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there's honestly no real worry for getting anything on your dick unless they've used the bathroom in the past hour.

Just use lube and you'll be fine

Do enema one/two hours before.
Don't take a dump in those one/two hours.
Otherwise you're (as in, your partner) in a world of shit, literally.
Getting your cock out of an arse with a shit on it since I get it deep, is qjite a boner killer, so go get your insides clean your fucking faggot.

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make sure the water is warm but not too hot (70-90 degrees F), insert the top of the bottle so that it's all the way inside your anus and squirt out like half of the bottle. This is optional but I usually jump around for a few seconds just to make sure it hits everything. Keep doing it until the water runs clean and for god's sake make sure you get all the water out.

So, can I use it with the cap off? Or should I poke a whole in the cap so it sprays?

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what happens when you miss some water?

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Sure op. Icy hot is the best lube. Trust me.

just take it off

if you do it right you shouldn't

Okay, is there like a video that will show it? If not its okay, I get it, Thanks though for the idea

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you could make sure youre uber clean and not filled with shit. otherwise, youll see.

gape for me DADDY

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that's not gaping

How to shave ass? I want to do it but I keep hearing how its so uncomfortable especially when stubble grows back. i have loads of hair in my crack

yer im super hairy as well and its always itchy as fuck when you shave

Fine. This is before...

During...

i like where this going

After

bigger

So people just put up with that? I'll pass.

can you shave your pussy as well?

i don't bother im not trying to impress anyone

It is shaved

spread them cheeks and show me how big you are

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shower head with the actual head detached works for me, I put the hose up my bum, fill it with water and then releasethe contents over the toilet - that way you do not spread any excess poop over your shover/tub

I've had problems with not getting all the water out or feeling a need to release after a quick fucksession, so make sure you're over that before you actually start

Wow thanks, I didnt know my shower head could come off, ill check. Thanks for the warning

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False. Jalapeno juice is better.

thanks babe

I am almost one hundred percent sure your showerhead can come off as well, just make sure you do not lose the seal, or else the water's gonna leak out of the head!

That's the quickest and the best way of cleaning your ass, have fun

Well for starters make sure you take a dump first then enema like everyone says. Also, I use mens nair for hair removal. Do that a day or a few hours before. It burns like a bitch but its so nice having a nice bare ass, also easier to get it in if your a sasquatch.
Start slow and small and dont be stingy on lube.
One thing i used to do was wear tight underwear/panties. Sometimes id also walk around in it or do casual shit like clean or something to get used to it.

Why ware that??

What if I'm hairy all around? I'd feel like a fag if I just shaved my whole body, but weird if I only shaved between my legs.

Cause im a closet homosexual, it looks good, feels naughty, and depending on whats in your ass, it keeps it in.

completely shaven is for sissies and traps with class. partially is for posers, hairy is for tops. which are you?

Don't expect it to feel like much of anything. Your anus is not necessarily as sensitive as anal fanatics like to think all buttholes are.

>id feel like a fag
Oh youre gonna feel like a fag real soon alright :)
Nah just do between your legs, crotch, ass and around it. It does feel a bit odd at first, but its great for when your doing the deed.

do you enjoy the feel of pure silk stockings on your legs?

you're joking right? looks like you haven't been fucked properly

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Never had silk stockings. Sounds lovely though. I Did have some cheap cloth mesh stockings but tbh i didnt care for them.
I dont really dress in that stuff anymore though, that was a bit of a phase. Although I probably would if i was smaller and more feminine.
Im kind of a monstrocity.

such a turn on, making me throbbing hard. just want to lick it all up for a minute

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I have the worst time getting clean. It's nightmarish.

I've tried not eating two days beforehand, Immodium, way too many enemas, avoiding caffeine, etc. It's just so ... random.

is there like lots of shit when you go for anal?

Go on an anal food diet. Shave the day before use anti razor bump cream. Douche before till you get clear water. I like to put a little lube inside my hole before. Use a light moisturizer before not a lot though. During make sure he lubes his cock real good don't be afraid to stop and re-apply. Relax when he's putting it in take deep breaths and get him to go slow. I like him to insert it balls deep first then stop for a few seconds before he starts thrusting.

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Tell him "God it hurts! It hurts sooo good!!"

you have to try them, I spend hours just running my legs. feels fantastic

is that real advice?

Wait, i see testicles..
O i get it you're a faggot

What size would you recommend? Im kind of a big dude, 34ish waist size, 6ft

>Start slow and small and dont be stingy on lube.
Bullshit! one small schmear of Vaseline on your bung and let him push it in hard. That first-time anal pain is exquisite

Wouldn't it look ridiculous if I have a stomach hair and a happy trail, but an empty crotch?

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