Sup Forums how can I stop being friendzoned by all the girls I know? Its tiring getting rejected over and over

Sup Forums how can I stop being friendzoned by all the girls I know? Its tiring getting rejected over and over..

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STOP BEING SO FRIENDLY

but if i'm not nice, they won't like me at all

Follow CasuallyExplained's advice.

You're a pussy.

I never met you, so some or none of this may apply. But this is pretty common-

>Stop proclaiming what a nice guy you are
>STOP believing you "deserve" a girlfriend
>Stop saying how all the guys she dates are assholes
>Shower
>Shave
>Dress nice (that means no fedoras, no gamer T-shirts, no cargo shorts, etc)
>No talk of furries, My Little Pony, video games or other stupid shit she won't care about
>Don't live with your parents
The list goes on...

or kys

its easier anyway
OP=fag

thanks for actually giving some advice. im working on moving out so that's on the table.. im trying

Oh yeah.... do NOT be in the friendzone. If a girl puts you there, cut off contact. A lot of girls KNOW you want them and derive a sick pleasure from putting you there. Just walk away.

>go to r9k.
>be the exact opposite of those people

stop being so ugly
friendzone does not exists
girls only want to be your "friend" bc all of you dirty fucks are ugly af and they dont want your smelly cocks

Easy, go onto a dubs text thread. Do as told. Don't pussy out. Get sex. Post webm's 6 hours later.

my cock isn't smelly

that is almost never true

have you sucked your own cock ?
trust me all cocks are fucking disgusting

Use one of the girls who friendzoned you as a wingman, preferably a pretty one, since other girls will want to show her they aren't intimidated by her.

Keep posing on Sup Forums. Maybe that will help.

dubs of truth

Worked for me

When they say no stop talking to them deny them the friend and you cant be in the zone

Be more sexual. As in don't be afraid to talk about sex. Make sure she knows you are actually into women. Touch her more often. Not creepy touch but like friendly or playful touch on the shoulders or arms until they get more comfortable with you.

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This.

Also,
>Femlae friends have other female friends. She may not like you like that but, her friend might.
> Nice guys finish first, Boring finishes last. If your having trouble you aren't the former and likely also the latter.
>Get in shape
>having interesting hobbies
>learn to be more personable
>Don't view a girlfriend as a thing you want instead view it as someone else's time that they give you.

The list goes on user

Girls want nice guys as friends. Nice guys get friendzoned.

This. Pic related.

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Don't be so nice. I've learned this the wrong way. I'm inherently a "good" person. Always wanting to help my friends without wanting something in return. I think this level of timidness and reclusion has branded me as just a friend. Even though she's batshit crazy with multiple mental disorders, I still love her.

Buy a waistcoat and pocket-watch. That shit looks classy

If they put you in the friend zone just move on to some other chick, then the first skank will ask you "did I mean nothing to you?" Or some similar shit at which point to blame them and then BAM your on the slam train to poon town.

don't try and be their friend. guys and girls can't be friends unless one of them finds the other sexually attractive at least at some point. start off as friends you'll end as friends. don't go out of your way to pamper and spoil a friend. she'll just like the attention she's getting when Chad isn't balls deep inside of her

Get into better shape, get some normies hobbies to make yourself interesting are two other big ones.

Basically, have your shit together.

Actually, may sound odd but girls respond better when you're kind of a dick.

Thanks, but I'm not the one asking advice. OP is.

Not OP but this is where I fuck up, mainly because I'm embarrassed of my complete lack of experience.

Aparently one of my friends from work is down to be FWB, but Id still feel akward still talking about sex with her.

If I manage to fuck even this up, I feel like I'll be forever alone.

Cont.

Being nice doesn't mean you are a pussy who bends over backwards for every little thing she wants. You are an independent person with your own damn time. That doesn't mean being an asshole will make them like you either. More likely than not you are going erring on the side of too selfish and inside your ego thinking your are a "nice" guy.
>Nice is how people describe boring people who don't have a descriptor and they don't want to talk shit about you out the gate. So if you describe yourself as nice what does that say about you?

I know, was hoping OP would read my addendum.

Just do what I do and just fuck Thai hookers. I don't care for dating or relationships so it gives me plenty of time to work on college and work. Once a year I go to Thailand for a month or so and just bang cute and tight thai girls until i'm sick of it. Then go back to the states and get back to work and college. Repeat. Fucking love my life.

>No I don't have any STD/STI, yes i've fucked lady boys before, no the girls in the pic are not lady boys, and yes I know how to tell the difference.

Where's the button to screencap all this?

This. Millions and millions of years of this.

You can stop by using the term "friend zoned".

She doesn't wanna date/fuck you, thats it man. Quit pretending like they've got some vendetta against you.

Gain some confidence, quit trying as hard, and make sure you're being realistic about your prospects.

Then stop letting them. Literally cut them from your life and don't talk to them. Put it to you like this. Do you want to fuck your guy friends? I would think no, you want to fuck Stacy, so don't try to be her friend. If you want a friend then you act like a friend to them. If you want someone to fuck then you flirt with them.

Here's my advice. Educate yourself as much you can about sex. Learn about orgasms. Learn about techniques. Learn miscellaneous facts. Once you acquire the facts. Find a way to implement them into conversations. For example, "Did you know that only 1/4 of women experience orgasm from penetration?" You'll pique her interest and once you start talking more about sex she'll associate you with sex.

....... do not do this
do NOT do this

user knows whats up

Or a sexual deviant.

It just made the most sense to me, I'm going back in 4 months and I can't fucking wait.

Yeah, I won't. That sounds autistic AF. I have enough sense not to be spergy, but idk how to move a conversation to more racy topics.

do you think it would be good to lose my virginity to hookers before trying to pursue any romantic/sexual relationship? you know, just to get a little experience

(´･ω･`)

I'm not talking about opening with lines like this. This should only be used after rapport has been built.
Why is being a deviant a bad thing?

I don't even think you're trolling, I legitimately believe you think that's a good idea.

Same poster.

But if she's really dtf, this shouldn't be too hard to initiate shit. I just never really done this, and I'm 28 for fucks sake.

>Why is being a deviant a bad thing?

Being autistic as fuck and being a sexual degenerate is probably not the best way a person should live their life.

Dude. That is one of the gayest fucking lines I've ever heard ever whether you have a rapport or not. You say some shit like that, and there are going to be a group of girls talking about you, and not in a good way.

Okay. Beckon her over with your pointer finger. (the come her motion.) After she gets over to you, say, "If i can make you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with two."

Yeah why not, and If you're in Thailand it's amazing. Sadly American hookers are pretty crappy imo, they don't really care and think that just lying there is sex. Thai or SEA girls are super fun and actually enjoy their job. I would say yeah if the hooker is South East Asian but no if she's American. The experience and confidence boost is pretty nice as well. Thai girls are also pretty easy to relate to even after sex. Pretty good conversations before and after sex.

Nah, you're allowed to that and be ugly if you're a bit sociable/have other interests (i.e. a normie). The problem is both of things make it very difficult to become a normie in the first place.

No

Did OP die?

I have, wasn't that bad

rip

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wrong thread reply sorry

Best advice I ever got.
Stop trying, worry about you and improve yourself/life, keep being social. Watch pussy rain from the sky and double when you are taken.
Probably the most true and honest advice ever.

Talk about movies or books with funny/interesting sex events. Like "I was watching Revenge of user and this girl shit all over this guy's dick when they were buttfucking. It was hilarious!"

That way the conversation is about sex but you don't seem like a perv. Only a guy who enjoys funny movies

what about porn remakes of movies?

It hardly ever matters what you're actually saying, but how you say it is what is really important.

transition and live as a girl for a year. learn what you're doing wrong first hand.

go back to boymode.

stop caring about bitches and regain your sanity, bitches make you crazy regardless of them accepting or rejecting you.