Do you shave your ass and genitals?

Do you shave your ass and genitals?

shave my balls regularly
Brazilian wax the crack and bush whenever it comes back

only when i am about to pay for an escort
i got rimmed for the first time last night, it was underwhelming

nads on my asshole

The first time I got rimmed it felt amazing, not orgasm-inducing but still pretty good.

wife tongued my asshole while we were 69'ing. i came instantly

balls and ass when i feel like it, like the feeling of smooth balls, shaved my dick, big regrests, never thought a dick could look retarded

How exactly did you make it look retarded?

yes why?

Yepo

of course

Brazilian wax everything. $60 every two months.

Shave my groin with clippers.
Shave my balls with some crappy disposable razors that do the job and Arko shaving stick (the absolute fucking best thing to shave with).
I only used to do it because I used to get laid a lot and used to exchange naked pictures a lot and all that shit... no sex for almost 3 years now, still do it out of habit and because I ride a bike everywhere... gets real itchy after a while.

Yes but only trim my pubes cause muh dick and shabe assdingle berries are always a pain when wiping.

How can you shave your ass? Is it even possible?
I'm tired of having a hairy ass

Why no sex for 3 years? Did you get married to her?

Brazillian wax.

It's not that hard. You just spread your cheeks and shave. Are you fat or something?

ofc

strictly for comfort reasons. feels better, sitting down.

i shave my balls and a bit off the top of my crotch. but im too scared to try and shave or use hair removal cream around my asshole. any tips for doing it?

Never

I don't want incrown hairs stuck on my backyard, thanks

*ingrown

Never happened to me... Can't say I've heard of it happening to anyone I know but hey, it's your irrational fear not mine.

How is that donut glaze so absolutely perfect?

No clue, shaved it completely, and a dick without hair.. it looks so stupid

because its plastic

Somehow, a shaved pussy is a wonderful thing. When a man shaves, it just looks odd.

yes i shave pubes with a blade every week looks and feel so good

I hit it with the buzzer near the asshole gooch balls area. but pubes on top of my cock and ass hair I get rid off with nair. as I do with the rest of my body hair.

>Hairy shaft looks good as opposed to hairless
What? Why would you want a hairy dick? Do women find that shit appealing?

I would say you need to have a bit of hair on your dick. Short but still a bit or else you look way younger. it's weird, but true.

I do! I don't shave my ass tho. Why do you ask, user?

My wife likes it.

I always thought girls wouldn't enjoy the sensation of hair on their tongue so I shaved

You want Tyrone to find your asshole, don't you OP?

shaved dick makes you look like a sissy
t. my gf

how far on the shaft are we talking?
the base or higher up?

My wife shaves my ass and I keep my pubes short. Ass shaved makes for more efficient wiping. Also she likes my ass shaved for when she rims me.

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I do on occasion. Havent shaved in quite a while.

>inb4 post pics

No. Ive said before you Sup Forumstards will never see my overcooked macaroni noodle.

Sometimes I shave everything, or like a square or just as it is but trimmed very short.

Bro, I think you maybe suffering from narcissism.

Fuck no.
I'm not a teenager anymore.

>called my own dick small
>suffering from narcissism

Pic related

How do you share your ass without either cutting yourself or making it patchy?

I trim them just enough that it doesn't look unkempt and wild, maybe 1/4 to 1/2 an inch long. Smooth and I sweat so much it's disgusting, my balls and asscrack feel like I just got out of the creek. If I go for the five o'clock shadow look I get a terrible rash and it almost hurts to walk for a week or so. I thought it might just take geting used to it short for the rash to go away but I had it like that for 3 months once and it never got better.

Nah, man. I don't have sex. I do shave pits, tho.

But sometimes the pubes catch on my penis which is annoying, so I might cut them pubes a bit.

Trim the pubes regularly. Nothing like getting them stuck in the elastic waistband of your boxers

this is why i completely shave mine

t. sissy with man face

I'm considering having my ass hair removed by laser. The shitstains are almost impossible to remove and dry up in the ass hair.
That shit ain't hygienic.

I wax em cause fapping feels better without hair.

If you squat down, the skin stretches tight. So you can shave right up around the most sensitive parts of your ass hole, and no scratches.

I mean be careful, but it can be done without any wear and tear. I sort of hold the skin tight as well, with my other hand.

Never could stand having a bushy asshole, not since the day it started coming in. It's weird.

No, but I shave yours.

I shave my dick. That's about it. I'm too worried about cutting myself to do my balls and shaving your ass with no help is just too much trouble.

>pros: no hairs in mouth while bj
>cons: looks gay

my gf

where do i find a donut like that?

Stand with one foot on the bathtubs edge/on a stool, spread cheeks, shave. Feel for hair, shave again, repat until hair free.
Used to take me 5 minutes maybe, once every 3 days.
Now my girlfriend shaves me (pubes and ass) and I do the same for her even though it took a while for her to trust me.

Does your gf think that all those straight male pornstars with shaved nads are gay too?

I'll try it

I do shave my balls, but very cautious. 'cause my wife loves to suck them.

I use Neet all over, keep it on 7 - 8 minutes, then shower with wash cloth to get it all off. Never any problems with burns, pimples or anything.

Hell yes. It's so goddamn liberating. I'd be almost entirely without body hair 24/7 if it weren't so much work.

...I'd keep my arm hair, though.

That looks delicious what is it?

This.

Posting in epic metrosexual thread

i trim so my hair isnt longer than my dick and its not like anyone will ever see it so i dont care. only faggots shave their ass

>I'd be almost entirely without body hair 24/7 if it weren't so much work.

this so much this, also would keep my arm hair, need to look a man in public lol

You ever taken a shit with no ass hair? It's bliss. Two wipes, bing bang boom, done.

of course I fucking don't

OMG that looks delicious. also i dont use my segs organs. so i no shave dem.

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Why hard work? I use hair removal cream all over, except for arms. Takes 10 minutes. GF made me do it, now I can't go back. Feels so clean.

Maybe I should do something about the forest growing between my ass cheeks

Dubs for truth.

why?

Porn = / = real life

how much that cost you a month?

Obviously.

I wax, none of my daddies like a hairy sissy.

I shave my balls trim my pubes and ass cracker with a body trimmer

Because my ex was exchanging naked pictures with a mate of mine and since then I just haven't bothered to even so much as hold hands with a woman... just haven't wanted it even though I can probably get it with little effort.
Getting to the point where I want it again now though.

i have NEVER had an ingrown hair in my crack and i have shaved my crack for over 3 years. make sure you just trim it down first and then shave. use a mirror and a wet razor and you'll be fine.

One tube gets two full body removals, one tube $5, so $10/month. Got a full body was once, $200! No, I'll stay with Neets!

it only takes me 3 or 4 depending on consistency of shit and it never gets in my ass hair

No. My toddlers complain about the stubble.

I trim ass hair and pubes, I completely shave the shaft and balls

Yes, my ass hair grabs onto my shit otherwise