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watching the rugby by myself edition

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cara

the farting gf

The men are kicking the ball lads

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someone posted this a while back

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Mental illness

What the fuck is wrong with Americans

PIP payment will be going up by 75p per week from April, lads.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORRRRRMIIIIIEEES STOP HAVING FUN THIS INSTANT!

Sometimes me an my ex gf would sit around doing big farts, good times

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EPIC, I'LL POST THAT IN THE GROUP CHAT X

"accidentally" shat on my gf during sex once

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good post. literally laughed out loud.

what does make americans so fucked up? genuinely curious

shes cute

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39315449

when will they learn

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fuck everyone in this thread

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the more i think about it the more pissed off i get that im not studying fucking computer science
REEEEEEE i want to change course

Reminiscing about my ex gf, she used to start masturbating in random places, so fucking hot

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>The attacker is described as a white

surprise surprise

like where

sounds grim if im honest
imagine if a bloke did that hahaha

that's disgusting

sounds like a filthy slag

that's disgusting

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want to move to a low iq mining town

spending paddys day outside ireland really puts into perspective how daft the whole thing is

Jesus Christ the Jessica Lowndes leaks are fucking hot

I "accidentally" started pissing on my gf during sex once, luckily she liked it so I carried on. pissed all over her, even in her hair and she fingered herself to climax

need an experimental slutty provocative gf

the gf I've had for a year is sweet and qt but so vanilla and shy

makes me go "aww" rather than wanting to fuck her

hmm

Nicola Sturgeon talking about a new referendum sounds exactly like pro-brexit speeches yet she's going to fight for independence to immediately join the EU

absolutely H O W L I N G

and you saved it
why

v comfy

gf's been watching that new iron fist
looks okay

well it is

ah yes lloyds bank

On a coach, in a restaurant, one time in the woods when we went on a walk, she stripped totally naked, started wanking and then I fucked her silly

wow it's almost as if being a sovereign nation isn't incompatible with being in the EU

would be even comfier if it wasn't a shithole

glad there was no social media when i was at school

alri

>tfw 6'5
>tfw taller than 99% of people
>tfw girls automatically prefer me to my 5'8 manlet friends

I've got a bit of a tip I'd like to share with you lads. If there is no toilet paper in the loo after a big, messy shit, don't try wiping your arse with those Flash bleach toilet wipes you mum keeps on the tank unless you enjoy the feeling of a blowtorch being aimed directly onto your ringpiece.

She was but she was really pretty

alri grandad

I feel bad for the Scots having this silly piece of shit leading their national party. She's a fucking disaster.

grandad

arli lyon lad

euston mentioned

media is a plural hon it's "were no"

Dunno who she is and don't CARE

They're honestly horrible. They had an advert up in my town showing a multicultural group of niggers, as if that's somehow meant to be relatable to us. My town is 99% white.

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euston is so grim

youtube.com/watch?v=XjHr-6Zl5P8

ANOTHER banger from Ed this lad is on fire

Why is Yakult so fucking tasty

>went out for St Patricks yesterday
>in the toilet in some little bar
>place is HEAVING
>queing for a piss, im bursting
>get to urinal
>i can't piss
>literally feel like i'm going to piss myself yet nothing will come out
>there's about 10 people queueing behind me
>stood there with my cock out for 5 minutes doing nothing, trying to relax so I can go
>eventually I get too self conscious and just give up
>had to come back 5 mins later and queue for the cubical so I could piss like a racehorse

fucking hate being a social retard

>before 2007
>grandad
wew alri 16 year olds?

Do you think you'd could get more pussy than a 5'9 Tom Hardy?

just use babywipes

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Happens to plenty of people lad

>feel bad for scots
They voted for her

Genuinely feel bad when I enter a group and just command everyone's attention and I can see the manlets start to seethe.

anyone ever had their bum licked by a woman?

shan't be paying any regard to the opinions of literal children

Andrex flushables

>myspace
>bebo

hmm

Whatever Jimmy Savile did in his personal life shouldn't detract from his legacy as an entertainer

6'5 is freak territory, that doesn't happen you fucking lamp post

Don't be racist goy

>cubical

youtube.com/watch?v=98zp5F3gNrs

jaypost bait

Do you think they voted her, or the SNP?

How old? I think facebook near enough just started when I went to school in 2005

the ideal height is 6'2

t. 5'10" but tells everyone he's 6'

>bebo
literally who
also MySpace was nothing like modern social media

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6'4 master race here, you're just a tad too tall tbqh

who remembers blackberries in school haha

good bacteria

This.

We never got top of the pops here in Canada, but watching the interviews he did online, the man was a laugh-riot. I don't care how many kids he abused. The fucker had an exquisite sense of humour.

I can't piss at the urinal because my dick drips piss for ages

me on the right

You lads watching the England rugby match this aft? Man catch the egg, yes

think i'd just end up killing myself if i ever started listening to this stuff

Anyone here aged 24 or over?

finally someone said it

t. hungry skeleton that hits his head on doorframes and can't fly on airplanes

born 1999 me

lol whats your bbm pin bruv