Make assumptions based on my hand.
Make assumptions based on my hand
You suck dicks for a living
you don't lift
Fat, have a dick slightly under 6 inches. Medium girth.
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you're an ocerweight man who moisturizes regularly
Nope
...
Not anymore
Am fat, no dick.
You're obese, you don't have any friends, you're a virgin, and you think you'll grow up to be a video game developer because "you have some good ideas and stuff".
wtf, what is that shit under her chins?
Not this fat....
Two out of three.
Make assumptions based off of my hand.
I'd kill myself first.
Am fat, a couple friends, not virgin, already grown up, am a nurse.
Play guitar? If not you should, nice long fingers for it.
I do actually, good catch.
You're left handed.
You have at least one hand
Nice! Score one for me!
Nope
True
Skin tags I think, from the skin rubbing together....
your dad or uncle raped you as a child
you don't drive much
you live at home still
You're a fat, single woman.
No rape, but my cousin used to touch me.
Don't drive at all.
I have my own house.
Fat, not single
You're satisfied with your shit life
so three out of three
high five bitch
Make assumptions based on my hand.
Not at all
You aren't very masculine and have a closer relation to Neanderthals
Nope, you said I lived at home still. Was out of that hellhole as soon as I turned 18.
No wedding ring, Petunia. You're fucking single.
You broke your thumb once. Fuck, that makes me cringe just looking at it.
Damn you fat boy
Rock and roller / viking
Tall and skinny
Do me
You're right handed
Engaged, I am a nurse. I am not allowed to wear rings to work. Jewelry can trap bacteria and viruses, spreading illness.
6'1 and 210 pounds toned, second was right-ish with tall.
Nope, just a pianist with very flexible fingers
judge me
if you have to fight me you've already been raped
That's fine with me. Could always use more sex.
You are obese if not morbidly so
Above average height, hard worker and stout.
Also moderately right about the Viking part I am a mix of Celtic Welshh and I am indeed a heavy metal guy. But no Viking features other then height.
>Fat lies
That's the hand you jerk off with, and you wanted to see if anyone would notice.
You don't work often and live a leisured life
How flat your fingertips are bugs me.
Get active fags
Why doesn't your hand look like this?
Because i don't have Symbrachydactyly spaz