Make assumptions based on my hand

Make assumptions based on my hand.

You suck dicks for a living

you don't lift

Fat, have a dick slightly under 6 inches. Medium girth.

...

you're an ocerweight man who moisturizes regularly

Nope

...

Not anymore

Am fat, no dick.

You're obese, you don't have any friends, you're a virgin, and you think you'll grow up to be a video game developer because "you have some good ideas and stuff".

wtf, what is that shit under her chins?

Not this fat....

Two out of three.

Make assumptions based off of my hand.

I'd kill myself first.

Am fat, a couple friends, not virgin, already grown up, am a nurse.

Play guitar? If not you should, nice long fingers for it.

I do actually, good catch.

You're left handed.

You have at least one hand

Nice! Score one for me!

Nope

True

Skin tags I think, from the skin rubbing together....

your dad or uncle raped you as a child

you don't drive much

you live at home still

You're a fat, single woman.

No rape, but my cousin used to touch me.
Don't drive at all.
I have my own house.

Fat, not single

You're satisfied with your shit life

so three out of three

high five bitch

Make assumptions based on my hand.

Not at all

You aren't very masculine and have a closer relation to Neanderthals

Nope, you said I lived at home still. Was out of that hellhole as soon as I turned 18.

No wedding ring, Petunia. You're fucking single.

You broke your thumb once. Fuck, that makes me cringe just looking at it.

Damn you fat boy

Rock and roller / viking

Tall and skinny

Do me

You're right handed

Engaged, I am a nurse. I am not allowed to wear rings to work. Jewelry can trap bacteria and viruses, spreading illness.

6'1 and 210 pounds toned, second was right-ish with tall.
Nope, just a pianist with very flexible fingers

judge me

if you have to fight me you've already been raped

That's fine with me. Could always use more sex.

You are obese if not morbidly so

Above average height, hard worker and stout.
Also moderately right about the Viking part I am a mix of Celtic Welshh and I am indeed a heavy metal guy. But no Viking features other then height.

>Fat lies

That's the hand you jerk off with, and you wanted to see if anyone would notice.

You don't work often and live a leisured life

How flat your fingertips are bugs me.

Get active fags

Why doesn't your hand look like this?

Because i don't have Symbrachydactyly spaz