So who's ready to watch mexico get btfo twice in the same week?

so who's ready to watch mexico get btfo twice in the same week?

>Both teams walk out
>"and now, here to sing the national anthem, the next president of the United States DONALD J. TRUMP"
>Mexican fans get triggered into oblivion and exit the stadium
>US scores twice in the first 5 minutes then play keep-away
>Mexico eternally BTFO
>mfw

me. btw does someone have any tips for someone going to columbus.

Wear a MAGA hat, post liberal/mexicant tears for us to laugh at

you forgot the "Pulisic brace" part

Nope. Soccer blows so hard not even team USA could save it.

I'd be surprised if we do actually win.

>altidore
>no Dempsey
No chance

With the complete lack of security during the Gold Cup this year, I imagine that there will be quite a lot of action in the stands during the match.

2bh, I will be watching

I want to see the reaction of the Mexicans in the stadium

Chicharito & Fabian vs Pulisuck, poor little cuckboi

If this was in California or Texas then this would be a legit dangerous situation. It's in fucking Columbus, nothing will happen. It's Mexican-American Mexico fans who get violent.

There will only be like ten mexicans in the stadium. They try their hardest to limit sells to them.

What's the lineup?

I'm pretty aware of dos a cero but, will USA implode if Mexico wins?

80% sure this Is mexicos

Last night ensured that America won't implode.

Me too. I mean, jerseys are green and there's Chicharito and G. dos Santos. I'd say this is 100% Mexico.

Mexico hasn't won In columbus ever, 44 years I believe. Never count out meme magic though.

>Mexican fans get triggered into oblivion and exit the stadium
hmmm

how are you guys feeling today?

what is the reaction to trump actually, unironically winning?

how much tequila was consumed last night all over mejico?

everyone here is worried, plus I work in the financial industry so the worrying is at max

it was a surprise for most people, even for me since 3 months ago I expected Trump to win but with all the polls and debates results I gradually changed my mind for a Clinton victory

Chairos (SJWs) are seething like you'd imagine, the rest of the population is either slightly upset or having a laugh at it. Adults are a bit worried. Businessmen are more worried like said. I'm fine but only because this country is beyond fucked anyway and we (and I specially) have more important things to worry about.

>twice
what was the fist?

>inb4 Trump

nigga my uncle and cousins, which are legal immigrants and some are citizens, voted for the guy. Only illegals are worried about him.

>voted for the guy
lol your uncle and cousins are dumb as fuck

nigga I'll fuck you up

They're gonna pull some stupid stunt like both teams getting together and kneeling during the anthem to protest Trump or some stupid shit like that.

Hide monkey, the mexican's enraged now.

Don't listen to that tard, the smart legal hispanics know Trump is best for them.

Nah, it's not like he has a head or anything

>no more dempsey to save bradley from getting his ass kicked

Good eye, m9

Chicharito is a scary little man

Ignorant people are butthurt. The rest are meh or enjoying the shitstorm.

Ah true. But most of the socialistic stuff Trump wants to do isn't feasible. Everything will be back to normal in a couple of months

Yes, we're enjoying our devaluated peso every day.
Lets see how you like it when the gas prices go up and we enter a recession.

>Mexican-American

kek, true


Probably. The sad thing is that Oribe + Lozano is our best bet up front

I don't think Mexico sucks so much to lose against you.

True

Trump isn't the culprit user. It's the price of oil and our socialistic economical policies. Still, if you know what you're doing, you can earn a lot of money everywhere.

Our coach is retarded thought. He likes to do a lot of player rotation (a stupid thing to do in a NT, since they only get to play together like 10 times a year)

Herrera is shit

How many bongs till it starts?

If he does break up NAFTA we're beyond fucked, and I really think this administration has no idea how to deal with that situation.

True. But it would fuck them hard too. I don't think they let him do it. Free trade is the way to go and republicans know it