Character standing across a busy screen

>Character standing across a busy screen
>Truck passes by
>Character vanished

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>character looks out a window and sees another character standing in the rain
>they are wearing a dark coat and hat
>they stare at them for a moment and then walk off

>Scientist thinks some mutant creature is more fit than humans to rule the world or are our evolution
>The creature is only good at killing

>told to give over their weapons
>man gives one over
>''and the others''
>man reluctantly pulls out all the other hidden weapons

These

Top kek

>whole place is about to explode or collapse into shit
>characters get out in the nick of time

>character calmly doing something
>suddently notices news broadcast that details events in the story
>character yells at everyone to shut up and for the TV to be turned up

ITT: Things that never happened.

>Character looks out window to see a creepy figure
>Character looks away for a second and looks back
>Creepy figure is gone

>"That's gonna leave a mark"

> hand on shoulder
> jump scare
> it's just grandpa

>Two characters grappling over control of a handgun
>Somehow the magazine falls out and the good guy retains control of the weapon
>Bad guy: "Hah! No more bullets!"
>Good guy: "There's one in the chamber, cowboy!"
>BANG!!

HOW DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?

>takes a small sip of drink
>BIG *SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

this has literally never happened

that shit is scary. do it to people. the fact is NO ONE puts a hand on someone's shoulder other then old people to loved ones.

it's creepy AS FUCK.

>Character is standing in front of the opened door of a shelf, freezer, safe, or watever that bloces the view
>the door is closed and we see that someone was behind that door
>music changes so we could understand this moment

>"Welcome to Luxembourg!"
>A montage of Luxembourg with Luxembourgish musics starts playing.

we know

>Vietnam movie with helicopter flying over the field
>Teenaged Wasteland starts playing

>wounded character
>other character comes to aid him
>"dont die on me"

how come i always recognize all these cliches, yet can't think of a single movie where it happens?

>Building about to explode
>Main character dies in building explosion

I want my $16.50 back.

>Intruder shoots/ring wraiths stab persons asleep in bed
>Pull back the blanket to reveal just pillows
>Our hero was safely somewhere else all along.

Smith and Wesson and you've had your 6

Yeah I fucking hate this, especially when the truck is in front of them for half a second and they're standing like 100 feet away from anything they could possibly hide behind or escape to

See

>scene of character trying on different outfits
>gonna dress you up in my love starts playing

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>sex scene
>they don't go down on eachother first

>head gets split by a sniper shot
>man next to him rips the bullet out of the mans skull and chucks it with speed, killing the sniper
>pulls out samurai sword and kills everyone in his vicinity
>future tense shot
>character has crippling depression and social anxiety
>wife and kids gone, living as goat herders in peru
>character drinks earl grey tea in the local hotel bar every night
>kettering by the Antlers starts playing
>walks onto the street
>credits start

every. fucking. time

>"X is over"
>"X has just begun"

>vietnam movie
>it ain't me starts playing
anyone else notice this? or just me?

>hero tries to do something
>hero succeeds

NEVER FAILS!

I hate how even today the music in most movies still has a bad case of Mickey Mousing the characters actions

>no foreplay of any type besides ten seconds of intense making out while they rip each other's clothes off
This is why people are bad at sex

>character stares at creepy figure
>character blinks
>character opens eyes
>jumpscare

Ew. Pee comes out of there.

>beginning
>hero shown in a bad situation and he is fucked up
>"Well, this is how it happened..."

>Character visit an Asian country
>Generic Chinese restaurant music starts playing

>post sex scene
>girl suddenly so worried the guy she just got fucked by might see her tits
>covers her tiny little bee stings with the duvet

its a quite a common trope

>post sex scene
>girl doesn't waddle out to the toilet with her hand over her vadge to stop a load of cum dripping out over the sheets

Neo fell down when Morpheus told him to "free your mind."

Whoa

Even worse when "Just a Shot Away" starts playing

>character has information vital to whatever the protaganist(s) are investigating
>runs/walks backwards into traffic and is killed by a bus before they can be interrogated

>x amount of time left
>doesnt pass in real time

15 minutes to detonation should take 15 minutes

>character takes a shit
>doesn't get the police called on him for his roars of agony

>you have ten minutes
>scenes take 15 because they show concurrent events elsewhere

>character gets out of shower
>puts t-shirt on without drying themselves off

>1 minute remains on clock
>5 minutes of on screen time
>3 of those are from one scene (not switching between two concurrent things)

>character says the name of the movie in the movie
>doesn't look directly at the camera and wink/smile

This, and they don't even show him sobbing on his knees as he has to push back his prolapse

>character mastrubates
>no neighbours yelling and knocking on his door telling him to stop blasting it at full volume
>character doest look himself in disgust after

If I ever make a movie, I will 100% definitely do this.

Kinda happened in the Shield.

>wears a towel around their waist for no reason walking around the house
>walks barefoot

>Characters go out to lunch / dinner
>They don't eat their food and just talk the entire time
>Once the conversation is over, they go home without touching their food or paying

The only time people even eat on TV is if they're going to have a joke later where the food doesn't agree with one of the characters.

>good guy and supporting character try to defeat villain
>side character turns evil
>good guy and villain team up to defeat side character

>"But no one is crazy enough to do this"
>Cut to some guy getting thrown out of a bar

>Fat guy farts
>Everyone laughs
>Skinny guy or a girl farts
>Everyone gets disgusted

>"Give me ten minutes"

>"You've got five!"

>On phone
>Pick up without saying hello
>Hang up without saying goodbye

>"I give your 48 hours to find [something]"

dumb Flandersposter
dumb Haedesposter
dumbCIAposter
dumbNatPetersonposter
dumbAntonposter
dumbGreenGoblinposter
dumbJimposter
dumbPierreBernardposter

>movie takes place after 1999

>Character goes outside
>He doesn't put on a diaper in case of an accident

>picks up phone
>"talk to me"

>couple go out to a restaurant to eat
>argument ensues
>girl leaves
>guy then leaves both full plates of food without atleast eating his own

dumb Dumbposter

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Does this count?

>Character goes to a theater alone on no single's night
>His penis isn't examined at the door
>He doesn't order extra large crab legs and a Coke Zero

...

>Spy calls the bad guy
>Bad guy frantically looks around the busy street
>Sees the spy across the street
>Bus drives by
>Spy is gone

>Epic battle about to begin
>Starts raining

dumb dumbdumbposter

>character is convinced that he failed and acts all defeatist
>turns out he set a record / gets promoted

>character sleeps with a woman
>they don't run away in disgust at his cyst covered ballsack as he tries to explain that it's not an STI

...

dumb dumbdumbdumbposter

>movie starts with character frantically running from something out of breath.
>only find out what they were running from 3/4 into the movie.

>action movie trailer
>montage of short action-packed scenes from the movie to generic "epic" latin choir
>among these scenes is guaranteed a short scene of two characters kissing

>antagonist murders the protagonist and performs an enema on himself, using the protagonist's blood
>lies naked on the floor and farts the blood out of his asshole
>audience at the movie theater is audibly disgusted, some viewers stand up and leave

dumb dumbdumbdumbdumbposter

>hero defeats villain
>refuses to kill him on principle that "he'd be no better than the villain"
>hero turns his back to walk away
>villain angrily tries one last sneak attack
>hero is then forced to kill villain in self defense

I will never not love this trope.

>forget everything you think you know

>sex scene
>the woman orgasms.

dumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbposter

People actually did leave I fucking laughed so hard

>characters eating lunch
>character A looks away
>character B takes his fork and runs it up and down his sweaty ass crack then puts it back before other character notices

Cop dog really shouldn't have been marketed at kids

Is this a Throbbing Gristle reference?

I was sitting with a Pepe face the entire time.
How can anyone be so weak? It seems to me like a variant of virtue signaling. "Oh, look at how disgusted I am! Look how normal I am! Look how there is nothing wrong with me!".
Come on, it's not like it's happening in real life and right next to you. Is the thought of it alone enough to make people sick? Weaklings, all of them.

>character shoots a man before throwing him out of a plane

>serious sex scene
>audience starts laughing

>character breaks mirror
>looks at themselves in the reflection symbolizing their fractured self
EVERY TIME

>sex scene
>character doesn't beg the woman to let him inhale her farts

best kino

Did he shoot him with a hired gun that has a lot of loyalty?

>character masturbates
>his cum isn't blood red
Really, Hollywood? REALLY?!