How do you think you will die?

How do you think you will die?

By replying to shitty threads forever

I will die in a gutter, staring at the stars

I will die of AIDS, which i contracted from raping women.

In the Canadian civil war against the commie changs

ww3, either a conscript or collateral damage.

The day the EJew invades my country because I'll be the fucking first on the front line

Death by snu snu

A massive heart attack from being so fat

Workplace accident

suicide

Cancer, like my father.

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Wife kills me for cheating on her.

Dying. Kek.

No idea, I just know it's going to be violent. I'm almost certain I'll either kill myself at some point or somebody will kill me in the upcoming war.

I want to die bungee jumping.

In times of haste,our lives are erased
With a last dying breath
Show no fear! The ending is near!

i'll be by your side brother

>he isn't a vampire

I have a feeling that I won't survive the next meme war.

Press F to pay respects to me

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i'm gonna drive of a cliff on a segway. rip buddy. I think he would think it was funny.

Cancer or heart attack, most likely.

break spine by trying to suck my own dick

This. Something to do with my organs failing one way or another. I refuse to ride planes simply because I dont want to die on a plane.

Politics exclude philosophy?

instantly downhill

I can suck my own dick. Apparently its healthy for you.

Suicide at age 67

Hearth attack. In traffic.

Either that or in a gory traffic accident.

That if I don't end up just hanging myself in the next few years, of course.

Truth be told I just might end up an heroing. I thought that if it comes down to that I'll self-immolate by placing myself in a coffin and then detonating thermite attached to the lid of said coffin.

Probably alone with my dick in my hand and Nickelodeon on the TV

triggered kangaroo fucker

suicide

Hopefully the same way I came into it.

Naked, screaming, and covered in blood.

Suicide by shotgun blast or possibly od on pills n alcohol

When I was a teen I thought I wouldnt make it to adulthood, but I did. I dont think ill ever kill myself at this point, but if I had to choose a method itd be self inflicted gunshot and in a remote location that wont bother anyone. turn off everything all at once.
Ill probably never own a gun so heres hoping I die an old man.
It feels pretty good when life is working out. It surprises me every year.

Most likely a heart attack in my 60s or early 70s.

Being 6'4" doesn't lend itself to longevity.

I've got a theory, If you cant kill yourself, the rest of the universe would find it just as difficult.

>How do you think you will die?
Sad and alone

I can see how easy it is, but I always give it more time. Just seems the older I get the less I want to die.

>It feels pretty good when life is working out. It surprises me every year.
Yeah it's not going THAT bad for me either.
>be 18
>no ambition whatsoever
>spend a few years just drinking beer and watching anime
>think I'm just gonna be a hobo or something as soon as parents decide to cut me off
>apply self for the first time in years because parents keep nagging
>shit keeps going just right by pure chance
>soon graduating with a master's degree
>still depressed as fuck even though job prospects look pretty good

Gas explosion. Too many beans.

People always tell me to find a woman, have kids, get a degree and a better job.
It sucks being lonely, but I can still self improve to feel better about myself.

big fat explosion taking as many people as i can hoping i will become a juicy meme