Stupid shit to say while fucking a girl?

Stupid shit to say while fucking a girl?
Just to ruin the moment.

Whisper "mayonaisse" when they're about to climax

my name is jefff

Caaaaaaaaaaan somebodygimmedapussyplees

I love u
Always works

Summer hasnt even started yet

I came 5 minutes ago

Last girl was better

>last girl

Can't wait to fill you will my poisoned seed

I think I'm HIV positive.

You feel just like my sister

this new penis works great!

>Bow before Zod

kek

>My dad beats me harder

Fucking the hobo earlier today felt better

poop on me

Kek

"Call me moot slut!"

Saying this will automatically make her jump off your dick and fuck the neighbors permanently cucking you

kek

This feels like your dads asshole

Umm how do you remove a bra?

Kek