Why can't atheists define atheism?

Why can't atheists define atheism?

>trips
check'd

And stop being the ultra fag who copy and pastes this damn thing.

is this a new Sup Forums meme

this kind of unoriginal fail troll is up there "with you mad white boi" and trump.

i just dont get why this thread is here almost every fucking day, i cant even remember when it started how can op even be bothered to drag it on for so long? unless its multiple people, either way you truly have no life

Lurk more newfriend

>new

It's been over two years now. Why do atheists have such a bad sense of time? Is it caused by their lack of morality?

>new
he has been spamming this daily for over a year newfag

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Just a new mame dude.

Every single fucking day
I come to my computer to get some fucking rest after work and i browse Sup Forums and every single motherfucking day you post this, are you fucking happy with yourself?
listen, nobody gives a shit about this, why do you waste minutes or even hours of your every day life just to post this incredibly stupid shit
>inb4 mad user is mad
Yes im fucking mad, im made because this fucker posts the same shit every single day, and you know what's worse? The character he/she/it posts is called "The ChildLike empress" which in this case its the FUCKING CHILDLIKE OP, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ILL TRACK YOU DOWN, I HOPE YOU SEE THIS BECAUSE IM COMING

>inb4 you can't do shit
Fucking mark my words because this shit will not be posted for another day as i will fuck you up so badly not even BestGore will accept the video.

Mark my fucking words.

Just ignore them

Defining something requires a certain level of knowledge. Atheists know nothing but exploding nothing therefore they are too dumb to define themselves.

Why are atheists always so aggressive? Are your repressed homosexual tendencies the reason?

>Why can't atheists define atheism?
Why can't you define it?

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Is this the real copypasta

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I was looking at pictures of Justin Trudeau on the internet and I creamed all in my undies. I'm such a sticky mess. Would any gentleman like to clean me up with a wetnap?

Atheism:

nothing expands
creates universe
creates Earth out of nowhere
water comes out of nowhere
water gives birth to cells
cells evolve to fish
fish evolve to squirrels
squirrels evolve to monkeys
monkeys poop out humans

done

I swear to fucking god i make an original pasta and these fucking cunts, every day of my life, every minutes of my days these fucking assholes dare to call my text "pasta"

>inb4 this is pasta

Mate i fucking swear on my mother's grave that i will personally find you, murder your entire fucking family and i will destroy them one by one if you shitlords dont stop recognizing that this is pure and hard work, i swear to fuck i. will. find. you.

It is now.

Stop being a cuck. I am an atheist who is definitely not gay (a mans hairy ass is not attractive), and here is the definition of atheism:

>Atheist: a person who does not believe in or worship a deity and does not identify with any theistic religion.

Holy shit this fucking shill has been making this exact same thread with this exact same image for YEARS.
Just how much are they paying you OP? Fuck off already!

sage goes in all fields

What is a deity?

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hey OP samefagging is such an ugly thing, gtfo already you fucking shill

Why challenge people to define atheisim when you clearly can not? Do you just enjoy failure?

i am
heres one for these "atheism" threads:

Every fucking day i want to relax after a long day at my boring work and i come home to Sup Forums and i see this fucking thread in the first fucking page, do you fucking faggot enjoy this?
you waste every single fucking day of your pathetic little life posting this? and for what? "lmao xddd shitz & gugglz"
i swear to fucking god if you do not put a stop to this shit i will personally find you.

>inb4 you can't do shit
Listen here you christian faggot i am tired of your bullshit and your cancer threads that you post every day and i swear that when i find you it wont be fucking pretty because i do not deserve this shit, i do not fucking deserve to come home to relax and get blasted with your shit thread every. single. fucking. day.
i come to Sup Forums for the YLYL's but this shit just catches my eye and i can't get away from this, its like a neverending nightmare.
This is worse than the shitty "u mad white boi" threads, this is pure and solid bait, this is what makes me angry at the world.

>inb4 lmao xd u mad user

Yes i am fucking mad, im mad at your pathetic posts that you insist to put out every day.
Mark my fucking words: i'll fucking find you, and when i do you'll wish you werent alive you maggot.

I'll destroy you, your pet, your family, your friends
fucking trust me.

i will be there.

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What's samefagging?

A god or goddess of some kind (polytheistic religions), or a supreme creator (monotheistic)

See and remember to always sage when posting in this kind of thread so it doesn't get bumped up in the catalogue and therefore don't attract even more faggots with this bait shit

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Big words they're did you ask mommy?

Oh, I laughed

What is a God then? How can you say that a supreme creator doesn't exist when you don't have a single piece of evidence to deny that an omnipotent creator existed?

Check'd. Now proceed with your oral pleasure giving.

The burden of proof lies on the person making a positive claim, such as there is a supreme creator who made the universe. If you claim that, it's on you to prove it.

Atheism is the belive that there are no gods. If not proven real atheist won't beleive on a magical being almigthy.

Sucking cocks actually is fun and hot

why indeed.
Could it be because good triumphs evil?

a shit, forgot to enter "sage" in the options field

Where in the world are you from friend?

this isnt atheism

No, atheists claim that there is no God, they provide no proof therefore it is my good right to call them liars.

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There is one truth in this thread, and this is it

What is a God? How can you say that a divine creator does not exist when you don't have any proof?

>be atheist
>be too blind to see God
>be too deaf to hear God
>be too insensitive to feel God
>be sad, lonely and on suicide watch all the time

How sad is an atheist life?

>Atheism is the belive

I usually stop listening to 'atheists' past this point

If you can't prove that there is a god, how can you expect atheists to prove there isn't.
Also I'm an atheist and I don't claim to know there is no god. I just see no evidence for one, so I live my life under the assumption there isn't.

>No, atheists claim that there is no God, they provide no proof therefore it is my good right to call them liars.

I guess the important question is, why do I need to prove anything to a shitposter?
Like, who do you think you are to challenge anyone's beliefs on an anonymous forum?

> I don't claim to know there is no god
then you are agnostic

Therefore you are agnostic and not atheist. You said something about burden of proof. Religious people just want to live their lifes happily. It's the atheist who claim that there is no God, therefore they should provide proof for this claim.

>hey, religious user, burden of proof!!!11!!!
>What? Burden of proof applies to me as well????
>Why should I prove anything?!?!

This is the niveau atheists argue with others. Such a disgrace.

Yeah I'm an agnostic atheist, as opposed to a gnostic atheist.
If a religious person(you), didn't keep asking me to define atheism, I wouldn't be discussing whether or not I believe in their religion.
Also how does an atheist claiming that no gods exist affect you really?
It's not like they're taking anything from you if you have that belief. They just don't share it.

I sucked one once. It was boring. I prefer to receive.

>Also how does an atheist claiming that no gods exist affect you really?

They are forcing me to accept the teaching of the evolution and the Big Bang theory even though they contradict my religious belief. It's a shame that atheists can outlaw my human right of religious freedom to push their made up agenda.
Also they force me to work or trade with gay, transsexual or other degenerate people. Why am I forced to "not discriminate" these sinners? Freedom means not being forced to things without any reason. My religion is more important than the feels of manchildren who cut off their genitals.

Don't post CP in my thread.

>>hey, religious user, burden of proof!!!11!!!
>>What? Burden of proof applies to me as well????
>>Why should I prove anything?!?!

Sounds like you are working some things out user. I don't share your faith but I wish you piece.

>If a religious person(you), didn't keep asking me to define atheism, I wouldn't be discussing whether or not I believe in their religion.

another mistake. Just because you say you are atheist doesnt mean you dont have beliefs. Everyone has beliefs.

Even if we got rid of 'religion' a new religion would come in its place. Because people, since the beginning of inteligence and culture, cannot live without rules. even if they dont fully understand them

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>They are forcing me to accept the teaching of the evolution and the Big Bang theory even though they contradict my religious belief. It's a shame that atheists can outlaw my human right of religious freedom to push their made up agenda.
>Also they force me to work or trade with gay, transsexual or other degenerate people. Why am I forced to "not discriminate" these sinners? Freedom means not being forced to things without any reason. My religion is more important than the feels of manchildren who cut off their genitals.

I grew up having religion "forced" on me, so I appreciate where you are coming from. What do you get from your faith? Does it bring you joy?

why are religiousfags always posting this shit? pretty good place for the pious here, on Sup Forums....

You were forced by your parents. At 18 you were free of religion. I am forced by the powerful state who will bring me into jail or force me to pay trillions when I don't want to deal with gay people. Forever.

We stop as soon as we have our own religion board.

Totes new. And awesome. 10/10.

>why are religiousfags always posting this shit? pretty good place for the pious here, on Sup Forums....
The alter boys got wise so now they come here looking for CP

Well if that is such a big problem for you, move to one of those fundamentalist religious areas, where those things aren't believed or allowed. You sound like you'd fit right in.

Of course I have rules for myself, but I try to base them in rationality. Whatever makes you act like a decent person is fine by me, as long as you don't try to convince me to adhere to it against my will.

Oh! This is a new and exciting topic!
Dumb ass.

that's like going to a christian site and trolling them to try and get them to put up a porn section.

"New and original thread! Never done before! 8.5/10" - Koraku

>You were forced by your parents. At 18 you were free of religion. I am forced by the powerful state who will bring me into jail or force me to pay trillions when I don't want to deal with gay people. Forever.

I'm not free of religion. I am dealing with religion right now.
The gay people? The ones you "don't want to deal with"? They are also slaves to your religion. What use is your freedom if it comes at the expense of another? The most powerful state in the world is the Vatican. When am I free of them?

Do you speak for all Neverending Story Shitposters? Has this always been you're goal? If so you've done a shitty job of it, announcing it in the middle of a thread after years of seemingly aimless bullshit.

> Whatever makes you act like a decent person is fine by me
So good and evil are subjective? because you might think you have values i wouldnt trust a man who starts them like this with my life or money. That is if you really are saying that you started to have morals out of complete 0 state morality, in which, like a child, you kill something first before deciding you shouldnt do that anymore.

No, I don't have to move. It is my FREEDOM to not deal with gay people if I don't want to see this shame but the atheists are forcing me to smile and say "yes, I'm happy you too are jacking off to underage boys being fucked by dragon dildos" or I'll pay billions for hurting their feels.

we can at least try

You mean the priests ran out of altar boys and came here?
Learn to troll, and do your research, dumbass.

>People still getting triggered by this shitpost.

>Being this much of a newfag

"repressed"

>I am dealing with religion right now.
You can just close this thread and leave but I have to accept all gays whenever they want to work/trade with me. I cannot just ignore them. In fact they will sue me for ignoring them.

I still have emotions, empathy and instinctual distastes user. It's not like I'm some emotionless monster who cares about nothing.
But to put it in your terms, yeah I kill all of the people I want and so far that number is 0. Because I don't want to kill people, the idea is abhorrent to me.
You're free not to associate with them, not to have them avoid you completely. Sometimes we have to deal with people we don't disagree with, like I am doing with you right now. It's just part of living in a society full of different individuals.

>theyre
Kek

You learn that stuff in middle school. He was elaborating

The correct form is there you troglodyte

Hey Donald, shouldn't you be working on the Muslim Ban right now, and not lurking on Sup Forums?

my preteen empress is prettier than your preteen empress.

His empress isn't even preteen. She was over 18 when she played that role.

If god is real, why would he bless joe for finding $30 on the sidewalk, but not some poor bastards in Syria getting raped and enslaved?

>You can just close this thread and leave but I have to accept all gays whenever they want to work/trade with me.

A) If I just close this thread, you are going to come back. You don't want to leave? Neither do I.

B) What is your business? How do you know if someone who comes to you is gay?

Can I sue you for ignoring me? No. In the US and in my country you are FORCED to make business with gay people. If you do not, you pay compensation. Before Trump you were even forced to let trannies have the same bathroom as your little daughter in the name of tolerance.

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85 replies and still no definition for atheism

ATHEIST BTFO!

>the idea is abhorrent to me.

But you cant explain why the idea is abhorrent to you to another person, without a value system, preferably one you both share.

Having emotions does not mean you have morality. Anger and jelousy are also emotions and can make you do things, much like empathy. Also if values are relative, who is to say that empathy cannot cause a negative effect.

You just have to deal with it user, your freedoms end where the freedoms of others begin. They can't tell you that you are not allowed to purchase stuff in their business either.

yeah good luck with that. with the exception of islam, i'm not anti-religion or anything. but i am anti-stupidity. especially when people put it on display. so, yeah.....don't reproduce.

> think of the children

GTFO with your shit tier non-argument cuntbag.

Atheism is not being convinced by the convictions of religion in light of our current knowledge of the natural world.

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Well those are the risks of being a human, religious people live under the same circumstances. Personally I base my interactions on game theory, specifically the tit for tat method.

good thing you're not in canada

Not as sad as yours worshipping your invisible "Deity"

Funny how when one thing goes wrong it is "The Will of God it is a test", but if the opposite happens it is "The Will of God it is a test".

Because religious fags need to be told what to do in life, they have no imagination, no self appreciation and no goals to achieve.

You may as well cut off your legs and arms, I wonder if God will help feed you and bathe you, or will it be another "test" if he doesn't?

OH, here you go

It's been done many, many times
this is extremely old pasta

Conidering the circumstances it would statistically be more likely that that poster is One of Hillary Clintons/ George Soro's shills than Donald Trump. Because they paid faggots like you to come onto this site and shit post.
See you in 8 years, enjoy the ride buckaroo.

>85 replies and still no definition for atheism

I have been seeing these threads for years. You will accept no one's definition for their beliefs.

Define religion.