Hey Raccoon Man here
>For anons unaware of situation
>Have had a raccoon problem for 4 months
>Traps don't work
>He doesn't eat the poison
>I choose to kill him hand to hand combat
>Can't get .22 cuz of run in with police and in suburb
>Anons suggested I make a spear out of shovel in order to get his head off
>I don't have shovel so these are my current weapons
Which weapons should I go with
>Rake- Useless, Light
>Baseball bat- Light, Hard af, blunt object
>Hedge Clippers- Clip his Dick off
>Rock- Projectile I will toss at so I can rush him with a weapon
>Sledgehammer- Too heavy for this quick bastard
>Pickaxe- Medium weight, puncture the fucker so he can't move
>Lightsaber- The God of Weapons, Self explanatory
>Snow Shovel- Light, Very wide, used to take off head
What should I use?
Hey Raccoon Man here
>Yes I'm recording it
>No I don't hate animals or abuse them
Baseball bat
trashcan full of tannerite, when raccoon enters, thrown lit firecracker in
the fucking maul
this
While I'm at it, let me just get a gallon of gasoline instead and drench the fucking trashcan in it and throw a match from my window
There is only 1 option
>pic related
Shovel for tha head
These dubs say you must use the lightsaber. You must have an epic duel with this foul beast. If possible record it. And maybe I will add effects and shit.
fly bait
sold at farmer supply joints
mix with coca cola..keep your cats and dogs in for the night
couple hits of this and they drop right over...
Go buy a bow.
No fun
They are if you use the Gobbler Guillotine broadhead.
was this you OP?
Nah I ain't a bitch, if I have to I'll choke that fucker with my hands
What did you put the poison in? Put the poison in peanut butter the little shit will scarf it down and die. Rodents go apeshit for peanut butter.
This is Sup Forums, you mean to tell me you don't have pic related for an issue like this?
No, I'm gonna show you the actual weapons I have
juat go to wallmart and get the best air rife thay have you will l be abal to motly wonde it from a safe distants and i live in the birbs as well and im all way geting rid of skunks and grond hugs the kill my plants iv tryer traping uesing a cage this works well to if your a bag shit trap in cage and pop the shit till its dead
Get something non lethal to knock the cunt out, but don't kill him, now constrain the fucker somehow and cut his dick off, then run a cheese grater over his back till he dies
sodomize him with you dildo, the second from right
just get some trash, put it in a cage, then when
you catch the fucker, shoot it's ass with a
shotgun
Seriously, use a slingshot. They are lethal, and silent.
His fat ass escapes from the cage somehow
place gasoline around the cage & if the fucker escapes then
they will trigger a match that will light their ass on fire
Use a big ol ball bearing with it, instant death.
Second the baseball bat. This worked for me. I have a trash can with a hinged lid the thing would open and climb into (this was very loud). Waited until I heard it go in one night, stood outside of it with a bat, and beat it when it came out. They always pause for a second, startled, when they first see you. Swing fast.
now do the same with your dick
Thanks my mans
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>Traps don't work.
You're gay if you use traps.