Tell a Secret, Know a Secret Sup Forumsros

Tell a Secret, Know a Secret Sup Forumsros
>I'll Start
>I once helped out my a female friend's family by taking care of their cat for a week.
>Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house.
> I found my friend's diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing.
>I used this information to get her to like me, and she is currently my wife.
>Happy Anniversary Honey

why do I have a feeling this isn't too uncommon of a story in the current dating climate in America? maybe it's the high divorce rate....

>find out what girl likes
>pretend you like the same thing
>impregnate girl
>girl/guy begin to realize they don't have that much in common
>begin to hate each other
>split
>another single mother in America...

>When I was 17 I had a argument with my father and told him to fuck off, later that evening he hung himself.
>Our argument was the last time he spoke to anyone in our family and for that I feel a terrible amount of guilt for.
> Instead of him saying good bye and I love you to my mom and brothers he got told to fuck off before he went and killed himself.
> My punishment is to live the rest of my days in shame and guilt. He never left a note either.

that is fucked...

Everyone thinks I have a good job and roommates but I've been homeless and a prostitute for over year.

Fuck

This thread can't 404 on me yet!

Dude you couldn't have known he was gonna do that, he obviously had massive issues. You shouldn't beat yourself up about telling him to fuck off that's just normal family life.

this is the saddest shit i've ever read

are you a woman?

>worked in obama white house
>trump is right about wiretaps
>russian scandal is fabricated by obama and democrat party
>intelligence agency are activaly leaving out information when briefing trump so he makes statements with wrong info then counter him
>usa politics are literally sabotaging trump because they are upset he beat hillary and could break current system by doing good

believe it or not but regardless of how you feel about trump most of the problems he is facing were created by obama to screw up his presidency

these satanic trips prove it

I'm a guy

I hate being watched

don't blame yourself, turn that negativity into constructive energy and live a life that would make him proud


my turn i guess
>in uni with a big scholarship
>no focus, what am i doing here
>lose scholarship due to failing grades
>go back home
>need money, apply to police because only 2 years of college needed
>spaghetti out of my pockets when i admit to trying pot one time in my life during interview
>rejected for drug usage
>depression for being a failure sets in for a year

back in school, better now but my honesty pushed me back 3 years in life at least...all I can hope for is the best and to push myself to make something out of my time here

this is komisch.

are your customers mostly men?

Whatever pays could be men, women or thing
The worst part back when I remember is the junkies trying to rob me.

god you're complaining bout shit

If this is true, then why don't you go to the press? Are you going to tell us that you trust Sup Forums to keep you anonymous more than literally any media outlet?

I always post dubs

why are you okay with the fact to be a prostitue while you can do any type of school?

...

already told this to investigators and media. neither care since only ones who will do something with it are people like fox who no one will believe simply because they are fox

That was the past life, now i'm a clerk in walmart. Not bad life currently.

Hm, ok, yeah, sure, alright.

Sometimes I can see ghosts

yeah I know, it's illogical but so is depression in general. anyway I wasn't expecting any sympathy, just getting it off my chest. all the best to you

>living in Korea as English teacher
>Meet 7/10 Korean girl in university. She's 18 years old and a virgin.
>She fucks me on the first date after I tell her I love her
>Less than two months later
>Her parents arrange a meeting with me and basically demand that I break up with her
>I tell them to get fucked
>Later on I break up with her anyway because I don't want to deal with family drama bullshit
>She asks me if I really loved her and I tell her I didn't
>A few months later, she calls me wanting to meet up because she wants to tell me something
>I say she can tell me over the phone
>She insists that she tell me in person
>I tell her to fuck off and hang up
>Never heard from her again
>Don't know what happened to her, but she probably still thinks I'm a piece of shit, and rightfully so

are you sure she didn't commit suicide????

Im really into the all the females of my neighbors family including bbw, skinny, and jailbait.

>I was homeless. Wasn't a prostitute, but did get raped twice.
>All I can say is, as long as you're alive it can get better, so fight hard.

lost my virginity at 11 to my 7 year old cousin

No. I have no reason to believe that she did, but there's always the possibility. In any case, that would be her choice.

Well alright then. Let's hear the story.

Kys degenerate

I even got some videos of them dancing. always cum diamonds when fapping to them

dont let this die

Just let it die.

My moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

I accidentally made an ounce of nitroglycerin last week while drunk and playing with my chemistry set. I have no idea what to do with it so I stashed it in a shed in the woods.

>be age 17
>still in school
>heard there is gonna be a big party on Saturday hosted by this popular bitch
>sweet
>wasn't invited
>ask her if I can come too
>her and all her friends lol'd...
>ok
>still going
>come there late
>was playing cod
>house door already open
>people drunk/high as shit
>some of them staring at me like wtf is he doing
>anyways go up stairs into her bedroom
>her and her bf both passed out 90% naked on the bed
>spit on her forehead like 3 times
>lol'd
>see her stupid bf
>spat on his weiner
>pissed on their clothes
>left the party

Had fun

>date this girl
>entire relationship I tell her how much I love her
>always want sex because i'm extremely horny all the time
>tell her that sex is important to keep a relationship strong
>we fuck almost every day
>she's always sick now, tell her I don't want to be anywhere near her when she's sick
>start slouching around and playing vidya, only ever see her if she comes over to my place
>we fuck, talk for a bit, then she goes home
>mostly just argue
>we're fighting one day
>she tells me that she's leaving me
>yell at her to get out of my apartment
>next day she's already with some other guy
>mfw she doesn't know I'm HIV positive
>never tell her

>
how did u get aids in the first place

she was prolly pregnant

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

say nigger

That's not very nice.

Probably from some random girl I fucked.

>go on sex chat rooms pretending to be hot girls from my school
>jerk off to all the dirty shit they say they would do
>one day score some wins of this and send them to guys
> a month later hear about how creepy old guy stalked this girl I pretended to be once and basically groped her
>get paranoid and think he's one of the dudes i led on

...

Go on

Whenever I go to parties I always pee or shit on things, Mostly in the washrooms occasionally in peoples bedrooms.

I just called my dad to say hi and see how he was doing.

tiny picture

You reminded me of that "upper deck" thing when you take a shit in the tank of toilet. Just make sure you do it towards the end of the party when someone will be on all fours puking in the toilet and flushing it with their face in the bowl.

I've done a couple. One didn't get found until a couple days after when it started smelling

>>mfw she doesn't know I'm HIV positive
You are a lowlife sack of shit, and you deserve a slow and painful death. How many other people are going to die now as a direct result of your selfishness? You really are the absolute scum at the bottom of the barrel.

>actually believing his story

hes just a fat lonely virgin tard probably got aids from getting fucked in his ass or sucken cock

When I was in high school this kid made every day a living hell for me and I ended up accidentally driving him into suicide

Boy, do I want this greentext

as do i

Not my secret but a pretty juicy one only me and my girlfriend know

>me and gf at party
>everyone drunk af and having fun
>guy with both hands in his pocket in the corner
>occasionally some guy will walk up to him and talk to him for a couple seconds and then walk away
>go to a different room with
>proceed to drunk fuck her skull out of her
>return to party about half an hour later
>dude is still in the same spot when we went in the room
>leave gf to go talk to him
>he says he is having fun (clearly bullshitting)
>ask him if he has his eyes on anyone
>he gives me obviously fake laughter and says no
>ok dude i know you're lying just tell me and i can get you in there, im not bullshitting, just give me a name and i'll get you in
>mfw he says my gfs best friends name
>tell him to wait one moment
>return to gf and tell her
>she walks over to her friend and i see them talking
>walk over and apparently gfs friend is on the ropes about it
>convince her to just talk to him and be friendly so he can have a good night
>go grab him and pull him into our group
>introduce everyone and start talking and laughing and shit
>tell them that me and gf are gonna go check out what drinks are left
>leave him and gfs friend to talk one on one
>see throughout the night that they are talking and laughing
>on the way home gfs friend said they exchanged numbers
>they start talking
>he talks to me a lot about it and sends me screenshots and asks what to say and shit
>help him out and give him the courage to say how he feels
>he does and she says she feels the same way
>they start dating
>we have a congratulatory day of me inviting him over to my place for vidya
>mfw we both are anons
>this becomes a usual thing of me inviting him over to chill
>me, gf, her friend, and now my new best friend all start double dating

me and gf are working on our third year together, my friend and hers are working on their first year

>love u nick brah

get out of my thread nigger faggot

what the fuck is this shit? whats the moral? pfff go to sleep, negro

wut

Yeah... but I don't think that happened in OP's case.

darkest secret

I finger my sister when she comes home drunk and is knock out beyond the point of return

Kek, if this is real- you did good user

Fucking nice one user. I like you

Let's see it then

Gay

almost shot an adult woman when I was 8 years old. Worst of all is it was exciting as fuck

Got best friends wife hooked on heroin so that she would secretly blow me for more heroin cause she has no hookup and has to hide it.

i often think about killing someone sometime not in a fight or flight kind of situation. well. on my end at least. Has to be intense.

>believe it or not but regardless of how you feel about trump most of the problems he is facing were created by obama to screw up his presidency
Seriously? That guy has been shooting himself in the foot long before he was even elected. I think even his most loyal fanboys are starting to realize that.

I think I fondled my brother when we were toddlers. I'm honestly so good at blocking shit out that idk if it happened or not. My worst nightmare is that the poor kid would remember.

In my early twenties, I fucked my married step sister who was also in her twenties for a little over a year.

i scissored my cousin once

it was, I was shaken like I had parkinson's after it. Long story short
>I hid myself in the garden of my grandfather during his siesta
>took his bolt action hunting rifle
>aiming at a house some distance away, had full frontal view of the house
>see a car park up the house
>a woman exits her car
>aim at her head
>with a loaded rifle
>she locks her car with the keys (no wireless car keys back then)
>keep gently squeezing the trigger while aiming at her
>squeeze a bit harder
>felt so powerfull that I could decide over her life while she knows nothing
>she enters her house
>hide the gun
>shaking with adrenaline

nice bait fuckstick. now an hero and join him.

Gj

Yeah, don't wanna get hung up on that

Goddammit GTFO of here with this heartwarming bullshit!

Salt bro?

oh yeah the spooooky ghost of ooobama is frightening everyone from releasing any evidence! and he would have got away with it if it wasn't for putin and his pesky trump!

seriously if there was any proof at all he's fucking POTUS but instead he's still whining and blaming everyone else, fucking weak

I'm an exclusive necrophiliac and my first sexual experience (and many afterwards) were with a dead body.

i used to live like a complete sack of shit and am totally comfortable with that lifestyle. messy room/never excercised/used and stole paper and plastic silverware and bowls and plates from school because i couldnt be bothered to do dishes

always told people i had an exciting as fuck life

I moved in with someone from school and now i act like a normal human. and do exciting shit so people wont ever know how i lived before

I like to find used diapees in the wawa trash and take them home to "use" them

Bonus for the pink ones. I've smeared shit from literally hundreds all over my body

...

she was probably going to murder you school days style.

i once looted a train. interest?

been slowly stealing cloths from a girl i know so that i can dress in them and jerk off