Worst place you ever wanked off at

worst place you ever wanked off at
>be me
>sophomore year in high school
>in science class
>my crush sat behind me in that class
>turned around to talk to her b4 class started
>she's wearing a low cut and has Ds, maybe double Ds
>massiveboner.jpeg
>hard for 30 mins straight through class
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>wanks
>someone else goes into another stall
>quietestwankever.png

I once pulled one at work. On the roof...
Peace and quiet.

I've jacked off in every bathroom I've used more than three times since I started masturbating, actually

In a tree, >100 feet up at least, not sure exactly height but it was a really tall huge pine and I was up at the top

how tall was the building?

nice dubs, btw

I don't know how wild this one is but...

When I was 14, I busted a massive load at camp. It was at night, while the rest of the guys were sleeping.

when I worked nights I'd go to the bathroom on a different floor and jack off sometimes during breaks. pretty frequently.

went to the park with my dad and little brother in 6th grade. I decided to climb a tree because pine trees are fuckin fun to climb then I just started to wank

OH shit
I forgot
while driving. twice in the same day during a really long drive, once in the morning in Iowa or rural Missouri, once in the evening in North Dakota.

Did it once in geography class, just cus I was bored

I once pissed into the winds of a hurricane

oh, also throughout 6th and 7th grade I regularly masturbated up to three times a day in different classes. Almost got caught one time and never did it again

yeah i also jacked in the first week off my new work at the bathroom.. tbh every day back then.
To many hot women at work...

in a church bathroom while my great uncle's service was being held

Jacked off while Driving and Under desk at work once.

Was at the beach, swam a mile or 2, jacked off while keeping myself above the surface with one hand an my feet

Never jacked off in any of my ex-girlfriend's bathrooms. That's about it

I hope you were driving an automatic...

looking at porn at the library

3 times in computer lab and 2 in my mom's class room.

Anyone nofap here?

>be me two years ago
>used to drink in public washroom stalls cuz had no other place to drink cuz winter outside
>sometimes masturbate in those stalls when no one around (would go to bathrooms i knew were often enough vacant)
>one day furiously jacking it to some fb pics of some slut after slammin a forty
>about to cum
>suddenly door opens and man races to stall beside mine
>he bursts out a loud fart and splattering shit in the toilet
>as this is happening im trying to be quiet as fuck while cumming into some toilet paper
>starts to smell like bad milk and propane
>sadly wipe chunky cum off the tip of my dick while this man grunts his way through a session of bad diarherra
>sit back down on toilet and grab another forty from my bag and browse web
Fucking worst orgasm

Viola Bailey

In the same bed my mom was sleeping in... Can't remember why, but I was about 14 at the time, had to be super quiet and not move much. Still came.

Probably letting my gfs mom catch me jacking it. Was at their place an hour before gf was due home. Went to her room and was browsing her fb. Found some good pics of her milf mom. Jacking off for 5 mins then she walked in. She made me finish in front of her and blackmailed me for months after it

>Things that never happened

fuck yeah Viola
>every time she fucks she's sensitive and cums easily

what camp?

>Why am I even alive?

ha!

Attempting 7 day nofap here user.

At the back of church during Sunday mass when I was 13

whats her name

In my school bus during high school. Yes it was full although I was in the back.

Jerked off in multiple cars during test drives before and after repairs at dealership

>be me
>in navy
>on deployment
>work aircraft maintenance nights on carrier
>sit in catwalks in downtime, look at the stars
>hmm stealthjerk
>mfw 6/10 cool chick shows up
>play it cool
>she had to know something was up

later on probably could have hit it but wasn't worth the trouble at the time

>be me
>16 years old
>school camp
>three weeks
>rural
>no internet
>2 weeks in
>clock hits 3am
>everyone sleep
>im horny af
>start touching myself
>cant continue there, lots of people in sleeping bags
>go outside
>btw there's no bathroom only a big hole in the ground
>it's pitch dark
>turn on flashlight
>there's a literal white fucking horse right there, blocking the way to the bathroom
>im so close to orgasm

(tbc in next comment, gotta go sleep)

what the fuck did you think would happen

my parents needed to go to the hardware store so we all went into the car (Me parents and sister)
I told them I wasn't feeling well so I stayed in the car
I got bored so I just started jerking off in the car in the middle of the car park
it was a Saturday so it was pretty busy, loads of people were walking past
I came and just pulled my pants up and waited for them to come back
when my mom opened the door she pulled a face and asked if I'd farted

I'm just guessing here, but he may have thought that he could peacefully rub one out without someone taking a gigantic shit next to him

>be me
>14 years old girl
>at park with ex
>decide to hook up
>decide to give head for first time
>go into park bathroom, its disgusting and cold as fuck
>been at it for 10 minutes now, he seems close to cuming
>little girl walks in (we were in womens bathroom)
>nocum.png

you know the rules

She's telling a story idiot, as much as i like tits there are rules

Psh, amateurs.

Completely spontaneously in living room, standing up, while mom was in bathroom right when I hit puberty

During class at computer lab after searching for "porn" in Google images and turning off safesearch in 6th grade

In classroom for people who were absent to makeup tests two seats behind a black chick. Only ones in class room

On bus to school early in morning, closest I've been to being caught, kid walked down aisle, I barely managed to hide my dick in my shirt

While facetiming my old crush, tilted camera away to spit in my hand. Made a face that made her laugh while busting

Using girls P.E locker room/bathroom for away basketball game, guy notices used pad in trash, we all go out and I go back in 20 minutes later right before game and cum in it

In a kids water bottle with lots of ice in locker room while he showed. kid always seemed kind of gay, is now full on queer and gets railed in college now. Watched him drink it in my first period. Coach had a door that went straight in, could've opened at any time

On a kids letter jacket while jerking it to pics of his girlfriend on my phone in the locker room while they were still practicing. Too big of a pussy to leave it though, wiped it off

On bus to cross country meet, stole a Filipina chick's hat and bust in it while the guy in front of me wakes up. Sadly deleted video, but she wore it all day

In stadium bathroom with tons of people around in my hand, multiple times

School bus on the way home many times, with few people on

On track bus with few people on waiting to run, bare ass on someone else's seat, smeared nut with my foot on the floor

"there are rules" he says, ignoring them
whenever a femanon states her presence, the ultimatum is posed. this is fact, story or no story.

i jacked off while driving my truck next to a chp on the 101 in ventura.

came into a sock, shit was sooooo cash.

In my best friends mom's bedroom and I blowed a hot load on her toothbrush while I sniffed her flip flops now every time I see her I'm like you tasted my cum you flat footed whore

>be me
>getting back from holiday and am really horny
>start fapping in airport public bathroom
>suddenly little kid walks into stall
>make eye contact right as im about to finish
cum
>kid screams and runs out of the room
>later find out the kid was a tard fml
>i thought i was gonna be kicked out of the airport
>mfw when we are sat together for a n international flight
>mfw the tard guard keeps taring at me

Office. Manager always wear tight skirt. This one time, I was at a good angle and caught a glimpse of her panties. A good 5 seconds. Got hard and fapped on the cubicle next to her. Blew my load on a small water bottle. Kinky enough to attempt and drink my jizz but pussy'd out the last second lol