Blessed by dubs

Blessed by dubs

Will I win the lottery?

> Kek

Will I fuck Emma Watson on my birthday?

The power of trips is with you user

Will I fuck Amanda?
>>Get

>1. Fuck Emma Watson
>2. Film it
>3. ????
>4. Profit

The thing I'm thinking right now

will i get laid

and enjoy it?

congratulations

Don't be greedy.

Am I going to get out of this slum?

Thank you lord

Reroll

Is there any hope?

Will I stop procrastinating on this dumb ass shit

I wish for dubs

reroll

Will Trump win 2020?

Thank you, Lord Kek. The victory continues.

Easy stats project?

will i achieve something big this year?

Am i going to get probation on weds

Will Toady ever release the next DF update?

should I quit my gf?

ez get

i guess a reroll then

Will my life turn around in the next two weeks?

I hate Trump

roll

Should I just fucking end it?

Will I rape him?

Kek we exalt you,
bestow upon my tired soul your rejuvenating power, bring me life giving digits and i will do your bidding

Dare I quit school?

what are you trying to tell me kek? Yes or no a double negative=positive but its also duel nos and dubs. Should I do it?

will i become long cock?

Will I be happy?

will i become the richest?

Will the Niggers take over?

will i be the god of white ppl?

Kek you fucking shit tier pseudo god
You cant provide for me then i will become my own god and destroy you

kek you are the only one who can predict anything in the unpredictable universe. Please this unsureness only further clouds the ultimate decision I cry to your help for. Please give me clarity lord.

will gwen fuck me

Is there hope?

is she?

will g fuck me

reroll

Will Gwen make sweet love to me???

Will I achieve my current goals in life?

What do you mean you will never provide clarity? I have worshiped you for many years now and you still won't even give me enough attention to decide my fate. My life is in your hands, as its stayed for over a decade. Please kek don't make me have to choose.

will i become rich and powerful

Reroll

Will talking to her end the way I want it to?

Is OP a faggot?

GOD DAMNIT KEK I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMNED BLESSING. Bless me with a fucking answer you insolent frog.

But will it end in my favor?

Will i get laid?

Roll

Will I get to fuck sandra before 2019

kek does this mean I shall take my own life?
If it has been foretold then it shall become true to ensure the legitimacy of lord kek. This is the last chance to decide my fate.

roll

obscured? bitch gimme my damn answer loud and clear

Will i lose my virginity within the next year?

reroll

Again lord please do not answer in uncertain tongue or in riddle please provide a certain yes or no.

Will I get loads of money soon?

Lord I do not mean to anger you but you must understand that us mere mortals cannot always understand you even when you limit yourself to human words now please yes or no.

reroll

Will I get rich and famous and laid by making drones?

lord please just answer I beg of you

will i get a boyfriend this time?

reroll again

Reroll because frogs confuse me.

does this mean I shall not end my life?

Oh mighty Pepe! Will I get laid this year???

will I chose the better of two jobs

Kek Please

Will I get something good on my next roll

In killing myself?

Check them

Will I introduce some people to the chronic for banter?

Than in what do they aid me in? Do they aid me in future escapades? Would it be selfish of me to throw away such help along with my life?

pharmacy school?

Go back to 9gag and reddit

Ok I present you with better digits now please answer.

should i ask jessica to fuck?

My death is at hand, may I take all others with me?

WHAT DO THEY ASSIST ME IN? BREATHING OR HANGING?

Will I never get an answer? Please stop this torture.

kek I am growing impatient suicide or no?

Will Trump be our eternal overlord?

Пук?

Ok listen here you dumb fucking frog If this answer is not a clear yes or no then we are fucking over.

...

There is this girl. There is nothing I desire more in the entire universe than spending the rest of my life with her. I love her more than life itself. Not a day goes by without thinking about her.

Is there any way to get her to love me?

GOD FUCKING THANK YOU. Any last objections if anything other than yes than I shall do it.

Nope. She's either into you or she isn't. Trying to force it will hurt you sooner or later, one way or another. Move on. It's gonna hurt for a while -- life is pain, get over it. Get a hobby. I recommend motocross. It's hard to focus on anything else when you're 60 mph sideways 20 feet in the air.

She's into me?

Will I fuck a girl in the next four months?