Come into this thread if you're suicidal

Come into this thread if you're suicidal

I'll help you out by talking you into finally killing yourself

Why?

because suicidal people need help too you selfish asshole

I guess your right, but isn't getting them to kill their self also selfish

no

it makes them feel better (death)
plus it frees up resources other people can use (homes, jobs, etc)

But if their died then they can't feel better and doing it to free up resources is a dum idea because their just going to go to someone else to be thrown away

death is what they're always crying about wanting

therefore it stands to reason that death will bring them happiness

i just want to bring them happiness

But it doesn't bring happiness because they would be died and nothing happens ween your died

your a fag kys

how do you know bro?

let the suicidal people find out. Still would probably be better than their shitty lives

no silly im here to help others kill themselves

are you suicidal by any chance?

Your in these thread so no you
And how do you know its a shitty life it could just be some rich asshole

my first hint would be that they came into a suicide help thread

it doesn't really matter though. anyone who is suicidal can come here and receive my help in getting them to finally take their own lives

Your dong a bad job at it (A.K.A Me)

you never said you were suicidal bro

how about you tell me why you want to die and why you can't bring yourself to do it yet?

I'm talking in these thread, I though that would just mean I'm suicidal, And I don't know why I haven't

well its not like its difficult

you have a car?

Nope

ok thats not an issue

jump into a river

Hi

hello

But why should I?

so you will die

I want to die.

sure thing bud

so why haven't you killed yourself yet?

im borderline.

Because I'm too much of a pussy. I wouldn't mind an accidental death, but I can't do it myself.

just jump in a river bro

it'll drown you which apparently isn't all that bad after the initial inhale of water

(plus u can get wasted or drugged up before hand for even less pain)

why can't you bring yourself to do it buddy?