ITT: Describe your penis with a WWII nation
>Italy: medium sized but lacking firepower and finishes early
ITT: Describe your penis with a WWII nation
Switzerland
>Unutilised
>No one wants to go anywhere near it
>Very far from anything wet
Bump
austria-hungary
once large, now broken apart and doesnt exist
My life in a nutshell
well thats as good as this thread will do
thank you buddy
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>not dying Rhodes red on the map
GTFO, know-nothing faggot.
>Spain: It's really gay. Literally.
America
> huge but smelly
> has destroyed countless lives
> too much freedom
I obviously didn't make the pic, just got it from wiki
Russa
>i've been self purging hard
>might underestimate it at first
>slow to get going
>when it does, the rape train has no breaks
>Japan
>Rapes chinese people
It's my life story
Also, why is Ireland either not independent or has assimilated Northern Ireland in this version of WWII? Is this the Mandela Effect in action?
Japan
>sneak attacks
>she never sees it coming
Probably too insignificant to even worry about
>WW2
Not even that user, but did you actually read his post?
Nice try. I'm gonna worry about it.
Anyway: Germany.
>COMPLETELY controlled by a middle-aged foreign man with a weird mustache
Japan: yellow, likes to provoke huge things, crooked by radiations
Iceland. Small and not involved in anything.
America
>shows up to party late and rapes an exhausted, malnourished, and defenseless German women
perhaps this map actually depicts a time after the treaty of Versailles went into effect but both the 1922 irish independence
South Africa: relatively inactive but full of nigger-genes.
Iran: get used, rape you later
Merica
it ends the battle as it enters it
South Africa
>helps around here and there but barely made an impact due to its internal conflicts
Britain
>small and weak
>withstands a lot
>eventually emerges victorious
>tries to act big and bad even though it was small and irrelevant
Japan
>small, rapes Chinese people
Where are Iranians getting their rape on? I thought it's mostly North Africans, Syrians, Iraqis, and Pakis drenching Europe in semen. The Persians seem pretty well-behaved in their host countries, at least as far as sex crimes go (they do tend to rival even the Jews in their greediness and willingness to fuck you out of large sums of moniez, though).
Germany. Starts shit, fucks anyone, unable to finish the job.
My wife can only cum from missionary. And my 40yo dick can't stay hard in that position. Shooting myself is the only answer.
>40
>dick trouble of any kind
yeah just shoot yourself
I meant figuratively speaking. Yeah Persians aren't animals like the other shitskins
CANADA
Canada. Pretty big, but no one really knows were they even in the war.