ITT: Describe your penis with a WWII nation

ITT: Describe your penis with a WWII nation
>Italy: medium sized but lacking firepower and finishes early

Switzerland
>Unutilised
>No one wants to go anywhere near it
>Very far from anything wet

Bump

austria-hungary
once large, now broken apart and doesnt exist

My life in a nutshell

well thats as good as this thread will do

thank you buddy

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>not dying Rhodes red on the map

GTFO, know-nothing faggot.

>Spain: It's really gay. Literally.

America

> huge but smelly
> has destroyed countless lives
> too much freedom

I obviously didn't make the pic, just got it from wiki

Russa
>i've been self purging hard
>might underestimate it at first
>slow to get going
>when it does, the rape train has no breaks

>Japan
>Rapes chinese people

It's my life story

Also, why is Ireland either not independent or has assimilated Northern Ireland in this version of WWII? Is this the Mandela Effect in action?

Japan
>sneak attacks
>she never sees it coming

Probably too insignificant to even worry about

>WW2

Not even that user, but did you actually read his post?

Nice try. I'm gonna worry about it.

Anyway: Germany.
>COMPLETELY controlled by a middle-aged foreign man with a weird mustache

Japan: yellow, likes to provoke huge things, crooked by radiations

Iceland. Small and not involved in anything.

America
>shows up to party late and rapes an exhausted, malnourished, and defenseless German women

perhaps this map actually depicts a time after the treaty of Versailles went into effect but both the 1922 irish independence

South Africa: relatively inactive but full of nigger-genes.

Iran: get used, rape you later

Merica
it ends the battle as it enters it

South Africa
>helps around here and there but barely made an impact due to its internal conflicts

Britain
>small and weak
>withstands a lot
>eventually emerges victorious
>tries to act big and bad even though it was small and irrelevant

Japan

>small, rapes Chinese people

Where are Iranians getting their rape on? I thought it's mostly North Africans, Syrians, Iraqis, and Pakis drenching Europe in semen. The Persians seem pretty well-behaved in their host countries, at least as far as sex crimes go (they do tend to rival even the Jews in their greediness and willingness to fuck you out of large sums of moniez, though).

Germany. Starts shit, fucks anyone, unable to finish the job.

My wife can only cum from missionary. And my 40yo dick can't stay hard in that position. Shooting myself is the only answer.

>40
>dick trouble of any kind
yeah just shoot yourself

I meant figuratively speaking. Yeah Persians aren't animals like the other shitskins

CANADA

Canada. Pretty big, but no one really knows were they even in the war.