Superpowers with limits thread
>Can Fly
Superpowers with limits thread
Can only fly nude.
>Make your testicles as big as you want
you cant make them smaller
>can lift any object
Your head shrinks as your testicles grow
that is smaller than you
>Can kick dirt in babies eyes without being caught
Under 50 lbs
>telekinesis
But you have to bring the dirt yourself in your pockets
Only your own kin
>underwater breathing
Only when you're in painful migraines
>Immortality
only if they are dead
>can shape-shift into anyone
Your body still ages
Teleportation
But you're dead
With a third nipple
>Can nit at the speed of light
Under the age of 6
>kill with a look
You have no protection agaisnt harm done by friction.
>Can read minds.
Blind
>Laser vision
X-ray vision but X-rays adhere to laws of EM waves and slowly give you tumors in your eyes
can't see color
physics, bitch
How tf do you nit at 300000km/s?
can only read women over 70's minds
>can materialize shit into anyone's mouth
only of animals even though you don't understand them
>can control energy differentials
But kicking the dirt in babies eyes gives you a massive erection that everybody notices
>can change gravitational constant at will
Half of it goes into your mouth
>Can convert any metal into Osmium
get captured by rogue nation and used as a superweapon
Changing the gravitational constant destabilizes the universe, destroying everything instantly
>Can run 10% faster than I can now
>>Can convert any metal into Osmium
It has to pass through your urinary tract
afraid of heights
The shit cures all forms of disease
>can conjure hot pockets for free
Your speed is only posible because of your muscles, your hart remains the same and can´t handle all the work that your new speed does.
>Can rewind time and nobody but you notices.
Random hot pockets will contain bees
>Can see through trees
The hot pockets are made of antimatter
>Able to type 20,000 words a minute
>Have to be within 50 ft of great white
Invisibility
But becomes just as retarded as you are now
>can acquire any fictional villains abilities at will
you develop a possy of fat neckbeards who constantly ask for hot pockets
>can instantly enable/disable the effects of alcohol or any other drug
Only last for 2 seconds
It expends a lot of energy and takes one day to charge up enough juice to go back one second.
> Can give other people powers without drawbacks
But it's the 1700s
>Breathe underwater
Antimatter hot pockets. The worst flavor
Can cause people to madly fall in love with anyone
The length of time you rewind by is random
>Able to use my asshole as a light socket.
But the bulb has to go all the way in
breathing power cuts out randomly for 30 seconds about once per hour
Still blind
But the only word you can type is "nigger"
>has a prehensile dick with 3 functioning testicles
The bulb only lights when nobody else is present and when you are asleep.
> You can transition angels and demons into normal humans
Good.
you're a clutz and end up like one guy one jar
>browses Sup Forums
To add to this, bulb breaks after 30 seconds
Only in rain puddles
>Can go through walls
You can only give powers that are very mediocre
>can summon a succubus
you become an oyster
>the ability to use any instrument/tool to its fullest potential
Only half the time, and have to be running at a full sprint
But it makes a man shaped hole
All your fingers and arms become prehensile dicks.
But everyone dislikes you
>can thwart foul villains with your highly trained and efficient beard
Only applies to any gay anal beads.
>Can make things appear out of thin air.
all walls lead to hogwarts
> ability to catch flies with chopsticks
You people need to learn how this works. Give a drawback to the poster behind you, AND give a power. If you only do one you fuck everything up.
Giving them powers has a side effect that makes them feel animosity towards you.
>Can see people´s memories.
already
But only after completely reading its instruction manual.
>the ability to summon money put of thin air.
Beard is constantly on fire. And it hurts.
>Can hypnotize women
but while breathing you have absolutely no buoyancy, and sink like a rock
> can heal from any wound in seconds
I'm fine with that.
You have to eat the fly afterwards
>Can see into the future
Power to eat a really hot burrito
Can will any living creature to die
After catching the flies, they become appropriately pissed off sharks.
>Able to turn ketchup into it's constitute components.
you spend the rest of eternity chained to a bed in hell and quickly learn that summoning demons is a bad idea
You can only see the memories while you're ejaculating, and it's always memories of the most disgusting moments of their lives.
>the power to know what a person is about to say in a conversation.
Don't like burritos
But you have major fiery asshole shit later on
They can see yours.
>read minds
But the only threads left are ylyl and rekt.
>can turn water into a vodak that clears harmfull bacterias and virii
It haunts you forever
Inflation ruins your economy rendering your currency useless
Only high-temperature burritos. Spicy burritos are still your bane.
>chained to bed in hell
>get fucked by a succubus for eternity
I don't see the problem here
Only really thin walls made of rice paper.
Jedi mind tricks
...but not the present or the past
> 9 lives like a cat
Can only see your dad's future sex life
Everyone is retarded
>Super speed
can go invisible as long as you hold your breath
this is a favourite
I am the best at swordfighting.
You turn into a cat after you lose the first
Nobody ever talks to you
>Ability to sneeze at will and only at will
It turns into your most recent ex gf and takes you to court every year for more child support, even tho ur best friend chad was the one who knocked her up
Its all monopoly money
Can only reply "You too"
>Manipulate propagation of sound waves
Only underwater
Each death takes away ten years from your life
>>Can become Yoda
I win!
Into wanting to murder you
...
You fly ,but there has to be a mass murder every time you go above 75 mph
Become yodas force ghost
As mankind keeps evolving, eventually everyone will see you the way we would look if we saw a real life neanderthal and society would be so different you would never adapt
>Can manipulate digital information with just my mind.
>Super strength
But only for 1 second and you pass out
>Super speed
But you lose control of your body for 5 seconds
>Invisibility
But it your feet can be seen and only works with your eyes closed
>Ability to change the shape and size of your dick
But when used you become blind for a month
>Immortality
But you fall into a coma
You immediately die of old age
>Ability to turn anything I want into a churro
Youre highly autistic and spend all day categoring groupings of neurons
>you can remove hard crustings on pots and pans in a single wipe
They're read aloud for everyone to hear in your voice.
>Can breathe under water