Superpowers with limits thread

Superpowers with limits thread
>Can Fly

Can only fly nude.

>Make your testicles as big as you want

you cant make them smaller
>can lift any object

Your head shrinks as your testicles grow

that is smaller than you
>Can kick dirt in babies eyes without being caught

Under 50 lbs
>telekinesis

But you have to bring the dirt yourself in your pockets

Only your own kin

>underwater breathing

Only when you're in painful migraines
>Immortality

only if they are dead
>can shape-shift into anyone

Your body still ages

Teleportation

But you're dead

With a third nipple

>Can nit at the speed of light

Under the age of 6
>kill with a look

You have no protection agaisnt harm done by friction.

>Can read minds.

Blind
>Laser vision

X-ray vision but X-rays adhere to laws of EM waves and slowly give you tumors in your eyes

can't see color
physics, bitch

How tf do you nit at 300000km/s?

can only read women over 70's minds
>can materialize shit into anyone's mouth

only of animals even though you don't understand them
>can control energy differentials

But kicking the dirt in babies eyes gives you a massive erection that everybody notices
>can change gravitational constant at will

Half of it goes into your mouth

>Can convert any metal into Osmium

get captured by rogue nation and used as a superweapon

Changing the gravitational constant destabilizes the universe, destroying everything instantly

>Can run 10% faster than I can now

>>Can convert any metal into Osmium

It has to pass through your urinary tract

afraid of heights

The shit cures all forms of disease
>can conjure hot pockets for free

Your speed is only posible because of your muscles, your hart remains the same and can´t handle all the work that your new speed does.

>Can rewind time and nobody but you notices.

Random hot pockets will contain bees

>Can see through trees

The hot pockets are made of antimatter

>Able to type 20,000 words a minute

>Have to be within 50 ft of great white
Invisibility

But becomes just as retarded as you are now
>can acquire any fictional villains abilities at will

you develop a possy of fat neckbeards who constantly ask for hot pockets

>can instantly enable/disable the effects of alcohol or any other drug

Only last for 2 seconds

It expends a lot of energy and takes one day to charge up enough juice to go back one second.

> Can give other people powers without drawbacks

But it's the 1700s
>Breathe underwater

Antimatter hot pockets. The worst flavor

Can cause people to madly fall in love with anyone

The length of time you rewind by is random

>Able to use my asshole as a light socket.

But the bulb has to go all the way in

breathing power cuts out randomly for 30 seconds about once per hour

Still blind

But the only word you can type is "nigger"
>has a prehensile dick with 3 functioning testicles

The bulb only lights when nobody else is present and when you are asleep.

> You can transition angels and demons into normal humans

Good.

you're a clutz and end up like one guy one jar

>browses Sup Forums

To add to this, bulb breaks after 30 seconds

Only in rain puddles

>Can go through walls

You can only give powers that are very mediocre

>can summon a succubus

you become an oyster
>the ability to use any instrument/tool to its fullest potential

Only half the time, and have to be running at a full sprint

But it makes a man shaped hole

All your fingers and arms become prehensile dicks.

But everyone dislikes you
>can thwart foul villains with your highly trained and efficient beard

Only applies to any gay anal beads.

>Can make things appear out of thin air.

all walls lead to hogwarts

> ability to catch flies with chopsticks

You people need to learn how this works. Give a drawback to the poster behind you, AND give a power. If you only do one you fuck everything up.

Giving them powers has a side effect that makes them feel animosity towards you.

>Can see people´s memories.

already

But only after completely reading its instruction manual.

>the ability to summon money put of thin air.

Beard is constantly on fire. And it hurts.

>Can hypnotize women

but while breathing you have absolutely no buoyancy, and sink like a rock

> can heal from any wound in seconds

I'm fine with that.

You have to eat the fly afterwards

>Can see into the future

Power to eat a really hot burrito

Can will any living creature to die

After catching the flies, they become appropriately pissed off sharks.

>Able to turn ketchup into it's constitute components.

you spend the rest of eternity chained to a bed in hell and quickly learn that summoning demons is a bad idea

You can only see the memories while you're ejaculating, and it's always memories of the most disgusting moments of their lives.

>the power to know what a person is about to say in a conversation.

Don't like burritos

But you have major fiery asshole shit later on

They can see yours.

>read minds

But the only threads left are ylyl and rekt.
>can turn water into a vodak that clears harmfull bacterias and virii

It haunts you forever

Inflation ruins your economy rendering your currency useless

Only high-temperature burritos. Spicy burritos are still your bane.

>chained to bed in hell
>get fucked by a succubus for eternity
I don't see the problem here

Only really thin walls made of rice paper.

Jedi mind tricks

...but not the present or the past

> 9 lives like a cat

Can only see your dad's future sex life

Everyone is retarded
>Super speed

can go invisible as long as you hold your breath

this is a favourite

I am the best at swordfighting.

You turn into a cat after you lose the first

Nobody ever talks to you

>Ability to sneeze at will and only at will

It turns into your most recent ex gf and takes you to court every year for more child support, even tho ur best friend chad was the one who knocked her up

Its all monopoly money

Can only reply "You too"

>Manipulate propagation of sound waves

Only underwater

Each death takes away ten years from your life
>>Can become Yoda
I win!

Into wanting to murder you

...

You fly ,but there has to be a mass murder every time you go above 75 mph

Become yodas force ghost

As mankind keeps evolving, eventually everyone will see you the way we would look if we saw a real life neanderthal and society would be so different you would never adapt

>Can manipulate digital information with just my mind.

>Super strength
But only for 1 second and you pass out

>Super speed
But you lose control of your body for 5 seconds

>Invisibility
But it your feet can be seen and only works with your eyes closed

>Ability to change the shape and size of your dick
But when used you become blind for a month

>Immortality
But you fall into a coma

You immediately die of old age

>Ability to turn anything I want into a churro

Youre highly autistic and spend all day categoring groupings of neurons

>you can remove hard crustings on pots and pans in a single wipe

They're read aloud for everyone to hear in your voice.

>Can breathe under water