Why aren't you a loving husband and father yet, Sup Forums?

Why aren't you a loving husband and father yet, Sup Forums?

Because I have no friends and no girl has ever liked me

benis is do bigg

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Fuk

You have to have sex to be a father

I'm 23.

25-28 is when I'll have a child

I acualy am.

cya later kid
im a college student....

thats a lie that i tell myself but its because I'm so awkward i can't handle talking to girls

I am married with 4 kids wtf is this thread?

Grew up indoctrinated with cultural marxist and feminist bullshit, thought the idea of having a family was just some old stuffy nonsense, now middle aged degenerate who missed the bus on growing up.

because im a nigger

I am both of those things. Also a grandfather.

Because I'm engaged and don't want kids for a while. School and career are more important than shackling myself with a crying debt creating machine.
I used to be just like this back in the day. My own misanthropy and self hatred made it so I was unable to create lasting relationships of any kind.

Everyone is different and I'm a semi attractive sports fag, but confidence and mental wellbeing will drastically increase your odds of finding a partner and friends.

I am, nigger

i mean I'm actually a college student, thats not the lie. but its the excuse that i tell myself

cause I went insane after I found out I was having a son and never spoke to the mother again not my family for that matter

I'm married but my left hand is unable to birth children.

The thread where we hope you're joking and you aren't actually some sad loser with 4 kids and STILL on Sup Forums?

holy fuck
>those derp ass genetics
thanks for shitting up the pool even more

Doc says I have shitty swimmers, shrug.

Omg she's touching his willy, mods!

No one has shown any interest in me. I would love to settle down. I look up names to give my hypothetical son. But I'm either an autist or unfuckable

If your wife doesn't look like this rn, you are a failure at life.

How did you meet and ask out your finacee if you don't mind me asking?

>tfw still haven't lose virginity or had a gf at 25 years old.

I don't see any point in trying to raise a kid without making good money. Otherwise my kids would just be another crop of half educated fags/whores raised by the government while I slave for a paycheck.

Also, American women love to destroy families, starting with their own.

Maybe in my 30's I'll figure it out.

Blackpeoplemeet

You're welcome, nigger

Yes 30 is a great age to start figuring it out, when you're half dead

>if your wife doesn't look like damaged goods, you are a failure at life
kek you got jokes

I only fuck women in the ass

me too user, and it's late at night and I feel like dying

Eh, my brothers can carry on my bloodline. Never was interested in kids, they seem sort of scary.

I want to find a hot girl so my kids arent ugly

How many jokes does he have, how do you know this?!

same. 26 here.
How long should we wait before we give up entirely?
Thank fuck for internet porn.

Thats a cute little kid shut the fuck up dude. Talking shit about a baby what a fucking edgy faggot

Literally only legit response in this whole thread

women don't like me

good lord, stop. That thing is fucked. It's actually making you look half decent by comparison.

you're right, much smarter to not think anything through and just do it. What could go wrong!?

Aka you are a wizard or you are afraid of vaginas

Already have a 16yo step, and a 5yo biological.

Totally and completely adored by them both.

So... Win95, bitches

In a very unorthodox manner. We had a mutual friend from back home and she ended up coming onto me very aggressively while she was visiting. She was starting at a school back in my home town and we started talking. Led to a long distance relationship and hanging out while I'm home during breaks and we've been together for 4+ years now.

I feel like I meet my favorite people through friends.

Not much to think through, get a decent job and a wife that you actually care about. Have and raise child. Mind blown.

Cause i aint a fucking retard. Well i am, but for a different reasons

How fucking old are you

Just became a father. What's it like being a grandfather?

>look at me I'm getting offended on the internet!
That's an ugly baby and I'm doing him a kindness by being honest about it. If there's one thing nobody can stand, it's people who don't know their kids are fuck-ugly and go around asking people "isn't she cute?!"

Not afraid of vaginas, just don't want my semen in there

Because the three girls I got pregnant all got abortions.

Which turns out for the better. It turned out I have a thing for young girls. I've never acted on it, but if I had a daughter I have no doubt I'd have been fucking or at least getting blowjobs from them from the age of eight and up.

So it's sort of a win/win/win. I don't have an expensive kid that I have to support, they don't have the trauma and expensive therapy bills from their father making love to them routinely until they're 15 ( 9-14 is my sweet spot), and I don't end up in jail for kiddy fiddling.

Thanks god for Roe V. Wade

Yeah I am still a believer in free speech even if most of the people I chat with here I consider my equals four kids or not I have been here since the post count was under 1000. I am sorry you are stuck in your moms basement but I am a true oldfag and don't give a shit about your pathetic life kys

Awwwww, your words hurt

lol I've always read that and thought "blackpeoplemeat" would be a better service.

I am. I'm 31, my wife is 35, our son is 3 going on 4

Because I was raised in an abusive angry household. I don't have much self esteem now and I take NY anger out on the people I love. I realize I can never love them properly because I don't really know what that love is like I didn't have it. They can't love me because I can't love myself and I could never have a happy family that way. That is why I'm not a loving father or husband.

Riiiiiiiight, because you have to put your semen in a vagina, Jesus Christ

Because girls will never love me and friend-zone me before I ever even talk to them.

That, and we're all virgins anyway.

The wife and I don't plan on trying for another 6 months.

My pullout game is vicious

I'm 30 and never had a gf.

Should I go the Single Mom or the Fat Girl route?

Luckily no woman ever wants your offspring

>doesn't know how to cost of living
>doesn't know how to cheating whores and child support
>doesn't know how to autism children
>doesn't know how to downs baby

>from the age of eight and up

Why the fuck would you do it at an age they can remember? You have to do it before they develop consciousness

Nathaniel?

Are you sure about posting your child on here?
> CP alert
MODS!!!!!

Yes, you little bad ass calling a kid ugly behind the computer. Babies are all ugly you dipshit and you were an ugly baby too.

I am.

What, you think I'm gonna use a condom or pull out?

>missed the bus on growing up.

So you're retarded? You can choose to grow up anytime. It's as painful as you think it is but it's worth it.

That's a long response for someone who doesn't care

Same

Take your malformed bodies elsewhere please. We don't need you to keep breeding.

8 years of struggling with infertility... 2 miscarriages.

Haha the only insult which anyone can imply but is always wrong about 90% of people in here

>yes I am a loser hurr durrr but but YOUR MOMS BASEMENT!

Triggered much?

>having a life so devoid of meaning, you resort to making hideous copies of yourself

go cure cancer or something, ffs.
And don't give me that shit about "well maybe one day my son will cure cance-"No he fucking won't. Your son is gonna grow up to be a plummer if he's LUCKY. That's IF the crippling autism doesn't rob him of every opportunity he has in life.

Actually two of them kept contemplating it to the point I had to eventually threaten to just up and leave because "i wasn't ready". Which I wasn't. But mostly I didn't want to spend the money, and I had shit to do.

The first one just sorta took it as a given. She was great. She apparently had 2-3 abortions before. Which made me want to stay with her more. But she was completely batshit crazy and drama-y.

>inb4 user is only 18

Well played

:(

that fucking beard man, it looks like you have a face full of a latin womans pubic hair

I recently bought a duccati diavel, i prefer to spend my Hard earn money in something that gives at least some satisfaction

Because I spend all day fixing my veins with heroin

31 on Sup Forums?! An hero

holy mad, batman

At least he got laid, unlike you, you faggot.

I agree with the sentiment that you can't love others unless you can love yourself. It will always be a farce designed to fool others just as much as you fool yourself. Love always starts from the self and expands from there. Granted, you have to want these things to happen in the first place.

>Maybe in my 30's I'll figure it out.

Currently doing that, don't put off till tomorrow what you could do today. I really regret not investing more into choosing a fulfilling and well paying career. I'll be making $45,000 soonish but I want the wife to be a stay at home mother to raise the kids right and that's not nearly enough.

you are inferior breeding stock and mother nature is trying to let you down easy.

>doesn't know how real life works
Yes miraculously people have babies without ssi or ssdi you inbred inept retard

Because while with sufficient force, you can make it fit, I'd prefer they're able to fuck you back. Plus I wouldn't want to be one of those fags like you see that just rub it on the outside of their labia. It's full pen/deep throat or nothing.

It's funny seeing all the neckbeards cringe at the sight of an actual responsible adult on this board.

Good for you faggot, I hope to have one soon myself. Keep strong and fuck the neckbeards.

Keep telling yourself that

>tfw 27 and have my first real date in forever coming up in a couple days and all I can think about is how quick I will fuck this up
She is way too good for me in every way. Actually I'm not that shitty of a person but I just have zero confidence after bad experiences in high school so I think user who posted earlier in the thread is onto something.

I don't want kids yet bur def would like to find somebody to spend my life with and think about kids before it's too late.

>you're right, much smarter to not think anything through and just do it. What could go wrong!?

>Implying that a failure to act is better than acting too soon.

Haha I'm glad you know everyone's sex life on Sup Forums

Get better material fgt

Jealous?

Mad? Or are you just that sensitive that you took that as a mad response

I sense some disbelief. Well, that's okay. I'm good with nobody wanting my kid too.

Got married really young, had 2 kids, didn't know how to be a dad. Never had one. I tried, I just fucking suck at it. I am a loving husband to a really pretty girl who loves me back in spite of my shortcomings as a father.