My mom is a real life Yandere. Ama

My mom is a real life Yandere. Ama.

Ok. how so

She's over protective of me, doesn't want me to do anything dangerous and most importantly would do anything for me.

Have you fucked her tho?

anything you say?

No. But I'm pretty sure she jerked me off in my sleep. More than once.

Just about. If she can make it happen she'll do it.

Well as long as you're fine with it you've got a fuckbuddy.

Any greentext worthy stories?

Why would I want to fuck my mom though? If she weren't my mom I'd do it but she is.

I'm a shit tier green texter. But I've got at least one.

If you're not religious or don't have any morals whatsoever then why not

Could God make a boulder so big that even he himself couldn't lift it?

share with the class

>not wanting to fuck your mom
not degenerate enough for Sup Forums

Look. Even if I wanted to do that to my mom I would have had to start the process years ago. She recently has been getting better and not going batshit whenever something happens to me and is getting married.

TWICE IN ONE NIGHT, I ASKED THIS QUESTION, TWICE IN ONE NIGHT, I GOT TRIPS ASKING THIS QUESTION, THIS IS A SIGN

thats the perfect time OP, cuck the new dad, assert dominance

twice it has been witnessed

...

Mfw I could actually do this. The new guys a faggot and my mom believes what I say regardless of who might say otherwise.

glad I could help OP, now how bout this green text story?

good job, bb

Im newfag so this is like gold

gg ez

You are not a newfag you are cancer


get it right

It's gonna take a minute. I have to finish some homework. I'll intermittently post some deplorable shit for you.

You have this saved and you don't want to fuck your mother?

What's she look like OP?

Like the usual. Big hips D cup tits. She has a nice smile. Her hair comes down to her shoulders. Kinda like pic related but she's not fat or hairy... I hope.
No. I don't.

Get her to buy you a sword