Captain Picard, I'm Shinzon

Captain Picard, I'm Shinzon

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CRASHING THIS FRANCHISE
WITH NO SURVIVORS

I thought the movie was fine
Better than these fucking modern shitshows

That movie was fucking terrible and you're a moron

Oh look, a RLM/Plinkett fan.

No it was dreadful.
I remember walking out of the theater with that feel. Was that 2003? Anyway long before RLM.

It's the second worst Trek movie. Insurrection was garbage too though.

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Reminder director ruined the movie.

> tom acting patrick under the table, the two of them delivering dialogue with subtlety and nuance
> movie: I NEED YOU TO CHEW THE SCENERY TOM, THIS ISN'T FUCKING SHAKESPEARE

This genuinely makes me sad and angry at the same time.

Why couldn't they hire a real bald person?
We have it bad enough without whitey stealing our jobs

It's a pity this is still Tom Hardy's best acting performance to date.

>didnt even watch the who9le movie
>thinks their opinion matters in any way shape or form

He's an effeminate boy for you.

Hardy's got great DSLs.

>Why couldn't they hire a real bald person?
He shouldn't have been bald in the first place. There had been several flashbacks to younger Picard when he still had hair.

>Earl Grey, I'm Cinzano
What did he mean by this?

Who said he was bald and not shaven?

how fucking dense are you? he means after the movie finished, fucking christ

I'm not Christ. Even though I identify as Godkin (Monotheistic Abrahamic God. Omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent.), I do not subscribe to the holy trinity concept.

Christ was my son and the Holy Spirit my emissary. They weren't me.

never said you were christ that was an unrelated non sequitur drawing attention to christ's sexual prowess,

it's before he began to mumble to hide his gay voice

Man, Picard gets so bored he just rams his ship into the other in an attempted mass suicide.