Discribe my gf to a blind man
Discribe my gf to a blind man
You know the feeling of accidentally falling in mud?
Thats how she feels when she hugs you
Extremely fat and nasty
More like hugging mr. blobby
Like a giant beanbag made out of chewed bubblegum that smells like someone puked in a work boot then soaked it in cheap aerosol perfume.
More plz
Imagine looking up into a hippopotamus' face
The true meaning of more chushin for the pushin. Post more op
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>Discribe my gf to a blind man
Four fingers and a thumb
Requires extra large gloves
If you squint it kind of looks like a Shar-Pei
This Is the good old Sup Forums
Bump
Have you ever seen road kill? yeah, that.
I CANT! IM BLIND, TOO, NOW!
Has he ever seen?
Cause if not hes lucky
As me being her bf I do really find her attractive but it's good to see what other people think
wtf the police man is even more overweight
Why have 2 tits when you can have 4...
Many layers of abomination
I bet she is slippery to grab like a fucking seed of an avocado. Looks like she is dripping in fryer grease.
Well tbf she's just ate a 14" pizza
Looks like a feminist
those are not tits dude. that looks like a fat guy more than a fat chick
They sure are tits nothing better when she's on top riding my face
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she looks how you feel
and you surely must feel like a sack of fetid sweaty dough that smells like your ass crack and masturbation sock, because that's how she looks
as a guy that likes fat girls i feel so sorry for you settling with tits like that
I rather fuck jabba than this bitch
>OP was he born blind or what? you have to be more specific.
you ever seen a fat lady? okay so how about an american-sized fat lady? right, the ones that use mobility scooters.
"she smells like a cow of the sea"
Confirmed, OP is a lying faggot
need to see her puss to describe her... ;-)