Discribe my gf to a blind man

Discribe my gf to a blind man

You know the feeling of accidentally falling in mud?
Thats how she feels when she hugs you

Extremely fat and nasty

More like hugging mr. blobby

Like a giant beanbag made out of chewed bubblegum that smells like someone puked in a work boot then soaked it in cheap aerosol perfume.

More plz

Imagine looking up into a hippopotamus' face

The true meaning of more chushin for the pushin. Post more op

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>Discribe my gf to a blind man

Four fingers and a thumb
Requires extra large gloves

If you squint it kind of looks like a Shar-Pei

This Is the good old Sup Forums

Bump

Have you ever seen road kill? yeah, that.

I CANT! IM BLIND, TOO, NOW!

Has he ever seen?
Cause if not hes lucky

As me being her bf I do really find her attractive but it's good to see what other people think

wtf the police man is even more overweight

Why have 2 tits when you can have 4...

Many layers of abomination

I bet she is slippery to grab like a fucking seed of an avocado. Looks like she is dripping in fryer grease.

Well tbf she's just ate a 14" pizza

Looks like a feminist

those are not tits dude. that looks like a fat guy more than a fat chick

They sure are tits nothing better when she's on top riding my face

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she looks how you feel

and you surely must feel like a sack of fetid sweaty dough that smells like your ass crack and masturbation sock, because that's how she looks

as a guy that likes fat girls i feel so sorry for you settling with tits like that

I rather fuck jabba than this bitch

>OP was he born blind or what? you have to be more specific.

you ever seen a fat lady? okay so how about an american-sized fat lady? right, the ones that use mobility scooters.

"she smells like a cow of the sea"

Confirmed, OP is a lying faggot

need to see her puss to describe her... ;-)