Someone rescue me from this shithole

Someone rescue me from this shithole

no

are you girl?

you cant
you have to suffer with me

pls

no

I don't want to stay here anymore

Would you rather live in South Africa than in Brazil?

Do you like bananas?

No please, not a hot country

All I want is to be cozy

Yes, but I prefer apples and strawberries

Do you like bananas in your anus?

No and stuff made by 55 is awful by default

Please stop with this kind of thread.

Brazil is a shithole, yes. But it's a shithole at the very threshold that a relatively small number of countries offer an improvement.

Unless you have actual problems with crime, the law or whatever you just want to become a citizen of the first world with no effort involved.

Probably because you bought into some sort of propaganda that all first world countries are absolutely perfect in every possible way. They aren't.

And if you just want to be cozy, there are plenty of cold places in Brazil.

Here!

Britain would be lovely! Must be great having frequent rains

> Must be great having frequent rains
i think so too

It is nice and smells nice. You can borrow one of my coats.

Are you a cute boitrap?

It's great. Helps me calm down a bit and it's really serene to listen to the raindrops on your window.

Yeah, it has that distinctive smell. I like to open my window just a little bit so I can feel the breeze, too.

>tfw this conversation makes me wish I was British
I unironically think English breakfasts looks delicious. Wouldn't mind having them in the morning.

Skinny skelly

I'll make you an English breakfast too!

gay

>ywn travel around in a car with user and go sightseeing England
>ywn get cozy while it rains outside while you marathon The Cornetto Trilogy with user
>ywn never eat his traditional English breakfast in the morning

Goddammit

no u

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I'd love to!

I just want a cozy weather. Let me stay in Oregon or Washington State. Maybe New England

The feeling is mutual, lad

I'll pay your hormones, you can begin transitioning and then you'll become my trapfu

Nobody ever would want this.

fuck you they're liberal yankee shitholes

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