>I'm sorry sir, we don't allow single people into our cinemas
wat do
I'm sorry sir, we don't allow single people into our cinemas
Evan Miller
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Gabriel Gomez
i'm here with my 4d girlfriend you melanin rich individual, check your visual privilege
Leo Williams
I'm not alone. I came with DEEZ NUTS
*whips out sack*
Christian Martin
YOU JUST KNOW
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Gavin Hernandez
>going to the cinema
Owen Cruz
>Well I'm sorry ta hear that...
*unsheathes katanas*
>...cuz now
Kevin Diaz
oh ok...
Ethan Lewis
what's that? you wanna run that by me again?
Brody Bailey
Designated shooter, here. Let me through.
Henry Ross
Did you get a promotion, Tyrone?
Gavin Martin
YOU JUST KNOW Lane takes Robert's BBC while that white boy watches
Xavier Taylor
>all those fucking watermarks
you think they know Sup Forums people steal their images for memes?
Jeremiah Cook
>Lane?
Cooper Nguyen
>nigger, look at me. I will buy at least 50 bucks worth of food in your shitty stand. So, you either pass up such golden opportunity for your shitty rules or you let me it
>alternatively i will eat you if you don't let me in
William Hill
JUST SHUT UP AND BUY MY FUCKING GAME
Easton Allen
it's ok user, he's gone now, you don't have to bring friends
that'll be $2
Luis Parker
>B-but this is my movie...I mean... I have a cameo....oh they cut it? oh....
Julian Lee
These stock images are too self aware...
Anthony Moore
purrfection
Brandon Brown
Thanks for letting me stay in your cinema, CIA. What movies does the film plan list?
Also, that's a big bucket.
Camden Perry
I've heard this before on TV. Couldn't they get sued for discrimination or something?
I always go to movies alone. I don't get why you have to go with friends. You don't talk during a movie so what the hell.
Asher Morgan
Fuck off weebshit
Josiah Cooper
eat my asshole alive you weeb fuck
Dylan Evans
>well thats too bad...
>SAY HELLO, TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
Landon Smith
Is this a meme or is real?
You can't go to the cinema alone in America? If that shit is real, then why?
Why can't someone go alone to the cinema?
Andrew Thompson
Thank G-d. My local theater thwarted a single who was going to shoot up the joint literally just this week.
patch.com
I always assumed this "singles policy" was just a meme, but no. It's a real thing that is being enacted around the country to stop shit like this. I'm all for it.
Xavier Morgan
I'm ssssssssssorry for trigerring you gentssssssssssssssssss
have a sssssssssssssssnek
David Wood
I wanna fucc that white fuccboi on the left
Ryan Hall
>teleport behind him
>KARATE CHOP!
>pshh nothing personnel kid
Leo Foster
Inshallah, it's okay. My wife is right here.
Well, time's ticking, we should go. This is going to be a blast.
Brayden Green
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Ryder Turner
>Why can't someone go alone to the cinema?
An autistic beta loser sitting alone would ruin all the couples nights and bring the atmosphere down.
Same reason why those type of people don't get invited to parties.
Jace Allen
>Oh it's okay I'm not single Lane already blew me behind the popcorn stand
Anthony Miller
>at least 50 bucks worth of food
So a small popcorn?
Matthew Watson
precious flower Hiyoko Saiyonji desu
Eli Hernandez
I'm not Australian
Nathan Sanders
>be american
>get shot
>we be free
>can't go to the cinema alone
>w-we really free
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Nolan Brown
I seriously don't get this whole thing with people on this board being so fucking self-conscious about going to a movie alone. It's a movie. It's not a very sociable thing really or rather something that is needed to be.
Samuel Bennett
BIG
Hunter Powell
>totally cool with mass murder
>afraid of cinema rules
Henry Morgan
No theater would do this. A lot of people go to movies alone and they would be losing a lot of money. It's just a meme created by some loser.
Jace Ortiz
>can't go to the cinema alone
>cinema rules
>w-we really free
>CINEMA RULES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cry more faggot, you live in a shithole when you can't even go to the cinema alone and I was thinking that this was only a meme HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Kayden Howard
>go to the cinema
>gets shot
Carson King
Since clearly you too far down the spectrum to get the implication of my original post, here it is: singles only isn't real you dumb cunts
Angel Howard
Don't believe you, in the case that it's true, still, see trips it's real.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.