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Can we have a RLM thread without shitposting? These guys have been consistently great for years now, and the TFA Plinkett review could happen any day now

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Alienator, Alien from the Deep, and Hands of Steel is the best BotW, prove me wrong.

they suck

They've been lazy surrogate friends for autists for years now. Stopped putting any effort in at all.

Still waiting on that Star Trek review.

the Wheel one with the osteoporosis dance video is

If you're only counting ones with actual movies, I'm gonna say the one with the Frank Stallone movie. Cameron Mitchell just chewing the scenery

>the TFA Plinkett review could happen any day now
Haha good one, OP. I thought you said no shitposting.

We're almost in August. It's already confirmed as coming out in 2016

Where was this confirmed?

I'll wait.

>It's already confirmed as coming out in 2016
source?

Also, a couple weeks ago on a stream Jay said Mike hasn't even started on it yet.

nth for do they know about their porn biopic? And will they do a half in the bag review?

>and the TFA Plinkett review could happen any day now

I thought Mike and Jay liked TFA. They called it a well-executed and good soft-reboot. So a Plinkett review isn't going to tear it apart at all like it did episodes I, II and III.

>asks for a source on a blatant lie and then follows it up by telling a blatant lie

what's the point of a Plinkett review if Mike jerked off to TFA?

I spent an hour in a pre_rectum stream asking this, and they never responded. I'm sure they saw me though, so at least they know it exist.

>Do a teaser for it months ago
>Haven't done any production on it

fuck me

We have no idea if this is true.

Hopefully they don't do a "Mike liked it but the Plinkett character hated it :^)".

It's too good a publicity stunt not to pull it, though. All of the le pop culture sites will have a post about "guy behinds the famous YT prequel trilogy reviews releases a TFA review"

Maybe I should do a Plinkett review of TFA as I hated the movie.

Feel free to scan through Pre Rec streams if you don't believe me.

I couldn't tell you which one, because I just queue them up and listen to them bullshit while I work.

It was almost a year after the Ep3 trailer that the review came out.

I'm surprised how accustomed to aids moby and beardfat I've become

still, the mix isn't right when majority of the original crew is missing

just no landis plz

You'd think with the movie being out since April they'd done some progress.

>Mike missing from the past two BotWs' discussion

why even live

He's in rehab

Aids moby is ok

Considering all the other videos they put out, it's clearly not their main focus. Plus the trailer for it doesn't have any more views than any of their other videos. The peak of Plinkett being popular has long since passed so I can understand it not being their main interest.

>I couldn't tell you which one
That's very convenient.

he'd be better if the aids progressed a bit faster

How can he even hope to make a Plinkett review out of TFA? The only available route is trying to make it interesting instead of funny (like the Titanic review). TFA is just too competently constructed for him to object to anything other than on grounds of taste

Contrast to the TPM review, in which like 10 mins he has already pointed out like a dozen baffling errors and even straight up nonsensical writing (like the ayy lmaos fucking up the gas room trap in the donut ship)

>Contrast to the TPM review

>contrast a review that doesn't even exist yet with another review

>he didn't get the TFA review early on Patreon

No I didn't get. Because it doesn't exist.

Is Rich dying?

guess you don't contribute to their Patreon then :^)

...

these guys are consistently great

There are so many aborted plinkett review scripts that you should really understand that it won't come out any time soon
mike doesn't want to rush it because it's hard to write, rest of their videos is all improv. none of them are script writers

>There are so many aborted plinkett review scripts
Source?

I'll wait.

>my wife's son

according to rich, anyway
buried deep in the hours upon hours of the pre rec streams, i haven't bookmarked the exact vod

>Can we have a RLM thread without shitposting?

nope

How can you take these hacks seriously after that trainwreck of a "so bad it's funny" movie they made.

no he's on honeymoon with jessie

Hes not going to make a Plinkett review for TFA. RLM fanboys just want another Star Wars related Plinkett review.

It seems that Mike and Jay have figured out the Plinkett stuff is limited when there isn't a beloved franchise and are probably trying to phase it out to focus on other shows.

maybe he had some bum bum action with AIDSmoby

I'm just glad they introduced me to Neil Breen.

how did you not manage to discover him through Sup Forums?

>according to rich, anyway
Source?

I'll wait.

>i haven't bookmarked the exact vod
How convenient.

the recovered is a great film

it was in one of the prerec streams i remember it too, someone asked them about it in the chat

if you want to know what he said exactly you listen to it yourself faggot

Predator 2 Rewatch when

What will RLM's downfall be? Will they just gradually diminish until its pathetic or will they quit and move on to other projects some day?

girls

>comb through hours and hours of them talking to find something that I just made up
Okay, bud.

>I'm desperate for drama
Fucking kill yourself, retard.

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!

Ehh-ayy-ehhhh-uhh!

Considering
1) they routinely lie about this sort of stuff on Pre-Rec specifically to mess with people and
2) the Pre-Rec streams are uploaded long after the stream actually went up
I'd say you have nothing solid.

Considering
1)Sup Forums constantly just makes shit up about RLM for no good reason other than a pathetic desire for e-celeb drama and
2)Sup Forums constantly just makes shit up about RLM for no good reason other than to bitch and whine
I'd say they have nothing solid

>posting in a literal shill thread

hey that's mean

They knew they were going to hate ghost busters.
They went into it and had already decided to hate it.
Why even go to the movie if you know you are going to hate it?
They are just a bunch of hypocritical assholes.
They went to thrive just because they knew they can clickbait a bunch internet troglodytes so they can cash in on the fad.
They have no fucking integrity or professionalism or ducking anything.

Fuck them.

>deciding they hate the movie before they watch it and not going to see it would be the professional thing to do

Or maybe they hated Ghostbusters because it was a shitty movie?

Just a thought.

>They are just a bunch of hypocritical assholes.
This statement doesn't seem to have any relevance with the rest of your ranting nonsense.

To drink some ghost vodka
>Mike has never seemed happier than in the Ghostbuster review when he was drunk

We are all slowly dying.
All of us.

>Go through the archive materials
>They all look so young when were young
>Rich looks like he could be a real movie maker

What the fuck happened?

This is some really sad, lazy bait.

I enjoy their middlebrow efforts, but as a true patrician I yearn for a red-letter day when they delve into all of the world's true cinema. So far they have avoided this out of laziness,reverse-snobbery, and an addiction to conventionality (however discerning they are about how well it rendered) and blithe entertainment. They are trapped, in reality, looking down on those immediately below them, and looking down at those forever overhead. They exist for the thinnest slice of the world of film. Expert dilettantes.

Well, the Internet began subsidizing their lazy lifestyles via crowdfunded welfare, aka Patreon.

When you're receiving free money every month, what incentive do you have to work hard or struggle?

If Mike received Patreon money before Plinkett was created he'd probably still be filming weddings and funerals for a living.

I think his soul has

imagine looking back and you realized you were not ugly and could have taken some chances

>it's another talentless nobody living in their parents basement getting jealous that some regular schmoes are almost making a living doing something they love
>"i-i-it's not faaair! that could have been meee! stop giving them patreon dollars!"

Yeah, Rich never looked like he could make movies.

He's just explaining that renumeration in exchange for no work in particular is not conducive to productivity.

He's right.

Considering his parents were both crack addicts, it's already great that he managed to live healthily in the first place.

I don't think you really understand the concept of capitalism.
If patrons are unhappy with their work output, they can simply stop their monthly contributions. Nobody is being deceived here. They continue to receive a modest income that allows them to devote more time towards creating videos. It's as simple as that.

It's always so transparent when the kids here fixate on this, the sense of unwarranted entitlement is just blindingly clear. I guarantee you most of these kids are the ones who ended up supporting Bernie Sanders, they want something for nothing and they're literally getting triggered by the very idea of the free market.

The one with the demon clown is pretty amazing. I like the fake SW Holiday Special episode as well.

I liked how they shat all over Jack and Jill because Sony products were prominently placed, only to go on about how weird it is not to see Apple hipster shit.

He's going to talk about the haters and why they're wrong

They literally have an entire show dedicated to movies they know they're going to hate.

It's called Best of the Worst.

It's what they do you overweight muslim.

Is that supposed my projection or yours?

I make well over the family median income while working part time from home (lol Silicon Valley). While filming pisstakes for YouTube with my friends sounds fun, I'm relieved that I know I'll have a career 10, even 20 years into the future. Somehow I can't see Jay or Rich still humiliating themselves in fart joke videos in their 40s and 50s. What they'll do after the spotlight and cash flow have stopped should absolutely terrify them, as they've only created half a watchable film in the 15 years they've been attempting to craft them.

My digress; my point still stands: welfare isn't conductive to the creative process. Ever wonder why many of the great artists were once "starving artists"? Sorry to insult your surrogate friends, however, I know you probably take it personally.

GODDAMN IT MIKE WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING STAR TREK BEYOND HALF IN THE BAG I NEED SOMETHING TO WATCH WITH MY FROSTED FLAKES

AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PUT AIDMOBY IN IT I WILL FUCKING BURY YOU

ITS UP

wtf why does chris cuckmann hate rlm now

He took off a lot of weight in the last few years. This is hard on your body, doubly so if you're not careful about how you do it.

>Filming funerals
The fuck Wisconsin? People film funerals? I worked in a Baptist Church for 6 years and I never seen that

Space Cop isn't 'so bad it's funny', Jay said they tried to make a legitimate action comedy and that people don't know what they're talking about.
IMO Space Cop is ok in VHScore version. It is pretty much a movie from the 80s wave of Terminator rehashes like Trancers or Highlander.

grampa brought out the vhs of uncle terry's funeral last time we were up and it bummed everybody out all over again. why do they film these

We northern protestants are a dour, self-flagellating bunch.

Jack is actually a great foil to the rest of the group. He drives the conversation to funnier places.

Josh, on the other hand, is a total buzzkill who always tries to stop the other guys from going on entertaining tangents.
He's also SJW scum, but that's neither here nor there in terms of his contribution to the show.

as a catharsis, I just like to load up that video and play the part where mike calls it a piece of shit.

He's pretty chill nanodesu

If you give views to to literally any RLM video that's not exclusively Mike and Jay with Rich used as a punchline you are the problem.

AIDSMoby and Beartfat are no different than TGWTG or any other eceleb.

Sup Forums obsesses over Plinkett, but honestly HitB and BotW are significantly more entertaining. Plinkett seems kind of one-note and played out.

>their lazy lifestyles

y'know I'm just gonna put it out there: they have one of the most consistently high quality regular outputs of any youtubers.

ie the have multiple sets, their reviews are always 40+ minutes long, they bother to write a completely unecessary storyline to give people something to connect the episodes etc.

None of y'all would have whinged about Siskel & Ebert if you'd been alive at the time you underage fucks having "lazy lifestyles" when literally all they did was sit in cinema seats and have a 20 minute argument once a week and got paid absolutely ridiculous amounts.

Agreed.

Also I'd kinda be happy to see this "there was an SJW involved ergo it is bad" meme die.

The canadians were clearly top tier SJ types and they're literally the funniest guests BotW has ever had.

How's your freshman year at film school going cuz?

What's the best episode of Half in the Bag and why is it Terminator Genisys