/heem/: mma edition

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Previous thread: News:

>UFC 205 early weigh-in results
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/ufc-205-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-9-a-m-et

>Trump said he'd go to UFC 205
mmafighting.com/2016/11/10/13593904/dana-white-donald-trump-told-me-he-d-come-to-ufc-205-if-he-won

>Bisping plans to retire when he loses belt
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/champ-michael-bisping-wants-next-defense-at-ufc-208-in-anaheim-plans-to-retire-when-he-drops-belt

>Very good article about Khabib
mmamania.com/2016/11/9/13478756/khabib-nurmagomedov-five-best-in-class-fighters-ufc-205-michael-johnson-lightweight

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mma is gay lmao

>official thread pic

Belal Muhammad made weight

>it's a Golf Voice Ariel episode

I hope to Schaub that we get a Miesha nip slip before she retires.

Netherlands in charge of being a cuck

weigh in video not working for me keep me posted boys

>being able to be lifted like a child by a grown man

I love Conor but I wish he wasn't a manlet.

Michael Johnson madeweight, so did Stephens.


Australia being in charge of not being relevant in anything ever

stephens 145.8

I run Heem.

You's a buncha broke, bitter posters trying to get some (You)s. Physical and mental manlets, the lot of you.

That's the funniest part though, I wish he was even more of a manlet. The fact that a manlet who is a full 5cm beneath the normal height for a man and 10cm bellow me and still manages to trigger a gorillion people is glorious.

Khabib weighing in at 155.8, made it

Khabib 155.8

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Cowboy weighing in at 170.4

lads, jacare is there

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/797074562575908865

What am I supposed to be seeing?

Why did Ariel expect Cowboy to flip off the crowd?

more like jadontcare

everyone is on Sup Forums

literal who woman fighter weighing in at 135

Katlyn a CUTE!!!

why the fuck are they having jacare weigh in and not fight tim?????????????
kys wme

>Chookagian bunda

not bad desu

Tim vs Rashad got pushed back a month.

Weidman is having a rough weightcut.

Natal weighing in at 185.4

Tim vs. Rashad is moved to 206.

my guess is jacare would take a fight with romero and weidman, tim is not worth it

>Weidman is having a rough weightcut.

why does he suck so badly at everything?

Luque made it at 170.6

sorry lads im cooked, totally forgot
heem me

He said that it wasn't a good decision to be so light for the Rockhold fight so he became a big guy again for this fight and is now back to brutal weight cuts

lol video refuses to load for me fml this better not happen tomorrow on firstrowsports

*heems u*

Tyron Woodley about to weigh in, Towel is out.

why do people like him so much

>on firstrowsports

Don't do this to yourself bud, call up 8-9 friends, get some dip, everyone chips in for food and the PPV and Bob's your uncle

Tyron making at 169.8.

go to their facebook, the website didn't work for me as well

He's a true American.

Woodley with the 169.8. Fuck leanest his looked.

MIESHA NEXT

Thanks for the weigh in play by play

Miesha Tate weighing in at 135.6, made it

tate 135.6

looks sexy

...

Alvarez weighing in at 154.6, made it easily

Eddie 154.6

this is unironically the best main card of the year

...

So far only Thiago Alves missed by 6lbs.

"Joe" Romero weighing in now

...

My dick agrees.

thank you for your service

is eddie a bigger goof than conor?

or has he just succumbed to conors ruse

THE DISRESPECT
THEY'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME

romero made weight

Romero making weight at 185.6, needed the towel and looked worried

RIP Macheddar

Yoel's gonna murder Weidman.

Been gone for a while, lads. Had some exams and shit. What are the new memes I missed.

Conor 154.4

Conor McGregor weighing in at 154.4, the lights went out directly after kek

what a difference 10lbs make, conor looks so much better

conor looks real good at this weight

i ironically agree with you

>lights went out immediately after conor weighs in

THIS IS AN OMEN
BET THE HOUSE ON EDDIE

yeah he does

>Lights go out while weighing in
>just like Eddie will punch his lights out
is it a sign?

Missed you bangbro, be careful.
How did you go and what are you studying?

pretty sure that means bet the house on conor

So, the scale is now digital huh...

I'm extra careful. Exams went good, thanks.

Six fighters left to weigh in, Tyron just got ignored by Conor after Woodley went to say hello to him

How are you guys watching?

JUST

mmafighting Facebook page

bet the house on t-wood bangbro

nig nogs should be ignored

fb.com/officialmmajunkie/videos/1158283750885443/

pretty sure that means that coner is weighing in heavier

fucking told you guys that the ufc is fixed

youtube.com/watch?v=oH27MzJuKik

fb/mmafighting

Thanks lads. Why was Jacare there?

wide man might be dead

back up in case either Romero or Weidman fucks it up.

>his feet
Is that a tumor

who did he vote for tho

if one of them fucks it up they'll just agree to make it catchweight. weidman must be having a really shitty cut

probably hilldawg

we will find out after he puts wonderboy to sleep

comfy stream
youtube.com/watch?v=m1bz4JacLC8

also
>alves 162.6
ahahahahahah

If Jim Miller makes weight the fight is off, they need to be at within five pounds of each other in NY

why would he tho

If he already cut that far he needs to rehydrate before weiging in since

Gastelum missing by 8 pounds.

FAT FUCK.

OMFG Card ruined by weight cuts.

do they make cowboy weigh in again if gastelum misses weight again?

GASTELUM MISSED WEIGHT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Gastelum missed weight by 8 pounds

Fuck Gastelum

this cant be true

Fuck SAKE

Kelving gASStelum AM I RIGHT GUYS LOL

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Gastelum didn't officially weigh in yet right?