First thing, I cant even believe Im posting on this site but whatever, I can take a break from makin paper and playin bitches to serve ALL of you. Secondly, What the fuck is wrong with you faggot nerds? All i can see is a bunch of disgusting, overweight, basement-dwelling, pedophiles. Nothing like an alpha male such as myself.
Do you realize how much pussy a fucking winner like me gets? I am tappin a different bitch EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK. I'd bet hella money that half of you havent ever gotten laid, and the other half got it from your fat sisters, Lol. See, marines like me understand REAL humor. Yeah thats right, Im also a marine.
At this point I know you all WOULD have tried to mess with me with all of that pussy hacking shit, because Im right and you're angry. Also you are unpatriotic and hate real American heroes like me. But i know you just looked at my fucking traps and shit your pants.
Shit I swear I had a webm or pic of a fuck, but I guess I have none
Kayden James
gr8 b8 m8 also, awesome neck
Zachary Bennett
stop posting pics of me my back/neck is to good for this place
Evan Hernandez
>Massively overflexing traps >"I'M TOTES RIPPED REALLY" Honkey, who you think you foolin'?
Alexander Howard
I know this is bait but looking at the message, how insecure does someone have to be to prove their own superiority to a bunch of people that couldn't really give a fuck?
Alexander Russell
i'm a green belt in karate so fuck you
Elijah Cook
>he can't take jokes so he calls others insecure
Xavier Sullivan
sounds like a lot of antidepressants that he has to take kek
Eli Mitchell
3/10 shill. If you want to see what happens if we pick a fight with you, see /k/.
Lincoln Jackson
Bait taken. If I ever meet you, I'll slap that fuck face of yours so hard, that by the second slap, you're in shock, on the ground, like the spastic monkey you are.
Jack Miller
implying /k/ wouldnt try to just fuck him
Adam Young
i found that pic somewhere 4 years ago
Cameron Wood
You cant flex a muscle harder and magically make it larger faggot. Do you even lift?
Owen Fisher
Yawn. Old bait is old. If you gotta brag about the pussy you're getting on Sup Forums, it means the only pussy you're getting is a sex doll, a cat, or both.
Noah Turner
I know it's a joke but let's take a moment just to imagine someone wrote this and was serious. If someone is thinking they are successful, then why must they try to compare themselves to people they think are inferior? Isn't your accomplishments enough to satisfy yourself? Again this is just examining the passage itself.
Nolan Foster
Your breasts are exquisite
Jack Thomas
if it was serious they'd a cocky idiot who is bragging on the internet to no one who cares tbh
Benjamin Taylor
If you were a winner, you wouldn't be on Sup Forums.
Jeremiah Evans
just a gentle reminder that you are here forever
Connor Martinez
I know this is most likely bait. These comments are hilarious. But if he were serious he'd be way off. I'm just your average housewife. I'm really just here for the rekt and ylyl threads.
