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Islanders desu
>be Kesler
>get BTFO by a manlet
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>mom, where are my tendies rrrreeeeeeeee
t. you
People laughed when I said Laine is superior and Matthews is RNH tier
Great edition
I feel like Matthews' four goal game will become a meme much like Sam Gagner's eight point night.
Laine is Trump of hockey.
She looks like massive whore.
why is there seven (7) /hoc/ threads in the catalogue
and im not talking about gamethreads
Based Laine
It's probably because she is.
Finland is Jeb Bush of hockey
hockey is fucking gay
naw bro, that is sweden.
>always in your face
>irrelevant when the going gets tough
>ekman-larsson gets fined by NHL
>for diving out of all the reasons
Why is sweden the worst hokei nation. Also waiting for the league to slap that fine on McJesus's diving ass.
Nah, we're Hillary or Bernie
>Matthews is a b-bust!!
>11 points in 13 games
Really makes you think.
>4 of those from the first game
>literally peaks in the first game he played in NHL
He truly is the biggest bust the league has known.
>Laine hairline
Bust
>h-he's elite center
The rags suck fucking dick
>le overtime loser man
you'll never win a cup with a player who can't play two ways
>can't even score against buffalo
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mad at the stanley cup champions?
And?
Elite two way center. Leading Selke race.
mad
at
jews
I didn't mention the Penguins?
???
>Patrik Hairlaine
lol
hubbadurr is out, barkov won't start posting good numbers until he's back.
I dunno nothing I guess. I just like to demean women when I can.
>0.5 PPG
>elite
t b h I thought she was a human doll
Hahaha saved
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Human fuckdoll amirite
gib leveraxe pls
What if Laine is Trump's illegitimate son?
>canadumbs haven't won a cup since 1993
Might as well use a crowbar
make hockey great again?
Make Winnipeg Great Again*
>In the 2015–16 season, Crosby captained the Penguins to the 2016 Stanley Cup Finals, where they defeated the San Jose Sharks in six games. Crosby was the 2016 winner of the Conn Smythe Trophy as the most valuable player during the playoffs.
????? were you perhaps talking about the shitshow known as Canadian franchises?
>muh C is only elite when someone else props him up
sounds like a text book case of bustism
Didn't the Finns here concede that Bustkov has too much Russian in him, making him a certified bust?
I dunno, you'd have to ask nylander about that one
reminder of the goat hockey game
Trips of truth. I wish mine that I got when I was 10 wasn't broken but those wingers have such long controllers that they easily bend or the joints for the controllers break.
Why does Crosby cuck his own country?
Would you wanna live in Canada?
CANANIGGERS BTFO ON SUICIDE WATCH LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I had a big hockey table that was like $400 when I was like 12 and it was kinda like a cross between the stiga table and dome hockey, but minus any quality.
that fucking thing had plastic tubes that half the time weren't even cut right.
there is no reason.
president is a cuck.
everyone is poor.
Patrik Kaine
My mum broke my stiga hockey when she drunk
are you actually suggesting pittsburgh is a desirable place to live?
he only works in america, his home is in halifax
Canada is a shithole, the only countries worse than Canada are Armenia and Greece, not counting the Refugee Caliphate of the EU.
What a finnish story to tell us.
>Armenia
>Worse than Cuckada
At least we don't have muslims, chinks and frenchies. Stay mad, canacuck.
its ok, you can always buy another one
Don't forget the land of ZERO WINS
We don't have Armenians though.
>so anally obliterated you can't even give the other guy their fair (You)
>calls others mad
lmao
that's quite the commute
>these are 10s in armenia
holy kek what the fuck is that? An ayylmao sighting? Bigfoot?
Mmmm Gypsies
That thing on the left would beat the shit out of Rousey though tbf
Some photoshop lord should make a Make Finland Great Again picture of this. Greenscreen and all.
But you do
>Canadian intellect
they probably died in a mass grave after they got pumped full of roach semen
Why are Canadians so stupid?
>reverse image search
>reddit.com
wow . . . . . . really makes me think . . . . . . .
We'll deport them eventually.
that's exactly where i got it. good job mr reddit detective
You seen what Marchessault does when he gets to play with Barkov?
>mapleniggers
>deporting anyone
ayy
you mean import?
Nono, you misunderstand, once we accept enough refugees that they overhaul the government into a Caliphate, the Armenians will be the first to get deported to Turkey.
They're the descendants of people who weren't smart enough to settle in America.
Found a bigger version too.
>WASHINGTON, D.C. -- From a pure hockey standpoint, Team Canada is filthy rich in talent.
>But Team USA was built to steal that fame and fortune at the World Cup of Hockey.
Guys I like watching and discussing hockey more than arguing which country is shittier. Anyone feel the same way?
>Team USA goalie Cory Schneider described Canada as arguably the best team in the tournament and said that having faced the Canadians in warm-up games will help the Americans.
>"Playing against the best, prepares you the best," Schneider said.
>Is Canada really the better team, though?
>No.
>No.
>No.
>No.
>No.
>No.
>Íshokkí discussion
>on hoc
pick one and only one
right right good point. armenia is christian not islamic. forgot.
You live in a 3rd world country
>In terms of team concept, Team USA has the upper hand.
>Yes, I said it. Bring on the comments -- but just be ready for the "I told you so" when the tournament is over. Last week I picked Team Sweden to win the 2016 World Cup of Hockey, but this isn't about who is going to win this tournament.
>It's strictly between Team USA and Canada.
ZERO WINS
>It's strictly between Team USA and Canada.
ZERO WINS
>It's strictly between Team USA and Canada.
ZERO WINS
>It's strictly between Team USA and Canada.
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>2 goals ahead
will anyone catch him?
The jets are actually going to win the cup in 2018
sportsnet was right
Is winnipeg elite?
Ehlers-Scheifele-Laine line represents the 3 greatest countries.
>The American roster was built to slow down Canada. Every team has some level of depth in this tournament, but Team USA has the right kind of depth. Players have accepted their roles, and the management group quickly gave this team an identity when the roster was formed. The chemistry has been evident during training camp. I've been covering Team Sweden and Finland, but now that I'm back on American soil for games at Verizon Center on Tuesday (Team USA vs. Finland, 7 p.m. ET, ESPN) and Wednesday (Team Sweden vs. Team Europe, 7 p.m. ET, ESPN3), I want to give my impressions of the U.S. team -- whether you want them or not.
>The American roster was built to slow down Canada.
ZERO WINS
>The American roster was built to slow down Canada.
ZERO WINS
>The American roster was built to slow down Canada.
ZERO WINS
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This is important lads
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CANADA BTFO
YOU have have the power to change it though.