I know everything. AMA

I know everything. AMA

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what's my name

Rumpelstiltskin

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what the fuck

what does my dna specifically, look like

is our belief of the nature of the afterlife something that affects or influences our personal experience of the afterlife?

or is the afterlife something we share, inevitable return to a single form, hell being knowledge of wrongdoing hitherto, and heaven the opposite?

how do you know everything?

gross im not thinking of thos beans

im thinking of thos beans

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4"3 bald nigger
Death is an illusion. There is no afterlife, only life. Life is an experience. Experience is fundamental to everything you know. Experience is awareness of contrast, telling one thing from another. Separation is an illusion.
If a centipede had to explain, in language, how it moved it legs, it would take until the end of time.

Thinking bout those beans

Why do Americans insist on putting shit in everything?

if you knew everything you would already know what people were going to ask and youd pre answer them including this one

leave fraud.

>4"3 bald nigger
4"5, wrong again shitlord

what caliber is the gun on my hip?

how much money is in my wallet?

what brand is my wristwatch?

what breed is my dog?

what car do I drive?

what species of plant is potted on my kitchen counter?

what am I about to eat?

am I wearing a hat as I type this and if so what kind?

what liquid is in the cup beside me and what material is the cup made of?

what's on top of my fridge?

how old am I?

there's a box on a chair in my living room. what was it designed to hold?

what's my yearly income?

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I've been drinking for the past 6 days.... how do I avoid the collective hangover and actually go back to work?

>what caliber is the gun on my hip?
Trick question. You don't have a gun on you.

>how much money is in my wallet?
$67.41.

>what brand is my wristwatch?
Trick question. You're not wearing a watch.

>what breed is my dog?
Labrador. Black.

>what car do I drive?
Ford. Red.

>what species of plant is potted on my kitchen counter?
Sun flower.

>what am I about to eat?
Burger.

>am I wearing a hat as I type this and if so what kind?
No hat.

>what liquid is in the cup beside me and what material is the cup made of?
OJ. Glass.

>what's on top of my fridge?
Useless shit you never use.

>how old am I?
27.

>there's a box on a chair in my living room. what was it designed to hold?
Shoes.

>what's my yearly income?
$49,750.

Protein. Sugar. Hydration.

What's her name

What kind of dog do I have? And what is a quick easy way to gain weight?

If it takes a centipede until the end of time to explain how it moves its legs, how far through its explanation would a millipede get before the end of time?

10mm auto

$563

casio

border collie. black and white.

(close) ford taurus. gold.

poinsettia

fried chicken salad

beanie

red wine. #1 plastic cup

empty wine and liquor bottles

29. close again.

audiocassetes.

$58,500

at least you're dedicated. I can respect that.

Why won't you answer this question?

Why are you a whore?

I'm lying.

what are the origins of dacians?

and the empty bottles will go to an artist to be crafted into curios for sale to tourists, so kinda useless to me, but they have a purpose and will be used.

and who the fuck keeps change in their wallet?

How many buttholes was I born with?

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Who is this Sup Forums?

Why do my farts smell worse when I'm in the shower?

because olfactory sensation is comparative, and farts smell worse than perfumed surfactants.

Which race is superior?

im american and ive never seen this shit on anything

why do you foreigners always go assuming shit this is why we bomb and "liberate" you

Well, I'll be damned! Thanks, all-knowing user.

one. any others would be deformities, thus not buttholes.

caananites

actually I'm I think OP left.

but my IQ is 146 and I'm college educated.

What color are my eyes?

based on abundance and success, lichens.

statistically brown, but I have no way of knowing for sure.

I thought you knew everything you lying fuck
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY EYE COLOR
I CANT SEE THEM

The water propels it into your face because it's heavier than gas.

I never claimed to know everything.

I'm not OP. I'm just a tremendously smart user that makes really educated guesses.

I would assume looking in a mirror would give you some objective evidence suggesting your eye color, but that can be influenced by the ambient light and your capacity to perceive color. If you are yellow/blue color blind and have blue eyes, or are red/green color blind and have green eyes, I would suggest asking a third party. otherwise, the hue of your eyes will tip you off as to whether they are hazel or brown.

You have greeny-brown eyes.

Wanking on LSD is the best.

not a question, but;

no, actually you should try ecstasy. it's so good in fact, that it will ruin sober orgasms for life.

I've done both and I prefer LSD. Asses even look different; it's like they're begging to be fucked.

well then you're getting some bunk acid, because if anything other than the inevitable termination of your fragile mortality and your inherent tendency towards suffering and pain is on your mind, you didn't take LSD; you took something else.

You're talking shit.

you're shit that talks.