How do I convince a random internet troll slut to write my name on her titties? Pics will be available

How do I convince a random internet troll slut to write my name on her titties? Pics will be available.

Just tell her to

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I tried

>slut
>Doesn't do nudes

think you're barking up the wrong tree user

just get a gf, there's nothing better than having a girl who enjoys writing "im yours user" on her boobs and pussy mine has done that several times and I love it

Nah she keeps asking me to write smut to her, shes slutty. She'll do it man trust me I just don't know how to fux with her like dat and I'm drunk.

I'm not dealing with the headache of being with a woman I don't like, and I only like about one out of five hundred women.

just tell her you'll make it worth her while

I'ma try that

Someone just shoop my name on her tits I give up she's boring I wanna watch car TV and maybe porn instead

Op be a basement dwelling insecure feminist. Okay mam, I was wondering. I mean if not a trouble you, perhaps....

I tried this she said

>>i don't know how

so I tried explaining it....

"One day I will"

just say you don't know why, but the thought of your name on her tits is really hot to you

is she into D/s kink at all? if so you can say it's because it makes her look like she's owned

IDK man, I might try that. I'm still doing the "be a spineless bitch" thing.

yes

>will you please do this for me
>you're so nice

this is bait right

this is being a spineless pussy idk what you're on about.

It's not hard. Two ways:

1) Pretend to be a really hot guy.

2) Pretend to pay her for it.

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I am hot and I can't pretend to be hotter she sees my picture and shit doood

If being hot doesn't work, then do the second plan.

I'm so femenist I don't even believe in lying to whores about paying them for dumb shit. Hoes pay me for shit I just had a bitch buy me dinner and ice cream.

she wants to wait to do it :(

How can I speed this dumb shit up so I can see what I wanna see?

Pretend to pay her for it, I just told you.

that'll write her off as a potential source of nudes tho. once you offer money and stiff them they can get pretty irate

This sounds true. Maybe I can get her to do other stuff too, like shoving her panties in her snatch along with a dragon dildo in her bunghole