Tips for getting into Hollywood as a canadian?

Tips for getting into Hollywood as a canadian?

Be Jewish

Be a Jew

do what canadians do best. suck american dick.

I have a big nose and am circumcised.

>no juicy penis or gay porn in glasses reflection

another thread for the trash heap

Shalom

Get cast in Canadian productions then get roles in US ones.

stay in canada. everything is shot there and they hire local pretty often

as a film maker not actor

Still applies. Stay in Canada.

Make a film and take it to a festival.

How well do you suck cock?

Get a cheap flight, book well in advance tho

Move to quebec

Make good films, get them seen. Pretty easy if you actually have the talent.
Especially now with the internet.

Its not like you can go to Hollywood and just be a director. You need to produce something first.

You should be able to fly there. You can plan a roadtrip otherwise.

i see

Be Jewish, or have rich parents who are already film makers.

Unless he's a Jew or has connections, that's not going to work.

you're an idiot. Look at the Best Director winners of the last 5 years. 0 jews

Be gay, but masculine gay.

Connections. People like the faggot in the OP literally had it handed to them. His mummy and daddy are rich and were already in the industry.

Be French Canadian or already be a "name" director from the 90's (fuckin' Egoyan).

The only other route is to convince James Cameron that you're his son and hope he submits to nepotism.

For an American you have to be Jewish, but I think foreigners can break in if you start in your own country.

And Canada is so scared of the fact that they really don't have a culture that they throw money at people to make content to fill their ridiculous laws about whatever percent of TV and movies have to be Canadian.

You get connections at a festival

See:

submit shorts to festivals.

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be a jew

through the back door.

the back door.

If you're willing to do gay stuff and party with older men you can make it.