Help /b i need yours guys help what household item is good for lube?

help /b i need yours guys help what household item is good for lube?

.... butter you god damned noob

Soap is pretty good, just make it foam first

hop in shower use your moms shampoo, crisco, olive oil, butter, spit, vaseline, lotion. SPIT

Acetone works awesome. If you don't have that, the next best thing is chlorinated bleach.

paint thinner works better imho

Plain honey. Take a shower when you're done.

Vegetable oil or similar. Ensure that it's safe to ingest (which most cooking oils should be).

I don't really recommend anything else. The colon is very absorbent; you don't really want piles of butter, vasaline, baby oil, etc in your system.

Don't use anything soap-based like shampoo. You will have one of the worst weeks of your life.

this. I used canola oil or crisco before I discovered astroglide

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Don't use butter. It's an animal byproduct. Use toothpaste, instead. It might seem a bit thick at first but the viscosity breaks down to steady consistency. Trust me. The paste is not a waste.

I dunno, I've tried it and it seemed to dry out pretty fast. Now paint STRIPPER has worked pretty well for me

coconut butter nigger

sulfamic acid usually does the trick

mix hydrogen fluoride w/ water and you got some great lube

Definently coconut butter niga. Olive oil is fine if you must.

vegetable oil or baby oil, although it takes some time to wash it away, wouldn't recommend vaseline

in most dire situations water will do

your tears

i con vouch for the soap thing

Vaseline or baby oil or olive oil should be first choices

You can use shampoo but make sure it doesnt contain sulfer or formaldehyde. Conditioner is ideal

Hair conditioner works great, but don't fuck up and use shampoo.
Source: Long hair and a short dick

spit

Just ruin a couple orgasms and use that as lube!

Olive oil

coconut oil is great

Don't do this it makes fluorinated water

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Let me tell you a little story, a story based on true events

>be 15
>horny little fucker
>gf wouldn't let me smash
>blueballs like a motherfucker
>go home and immediately go take a shower
>fuck no lotion
>no vaseline
>find a green bottle of whatever the fuck
>turned out to be some kind of arthritis cream or something
>mfw my dick is covered in the stuff and I'm on the verge of tears

Sandpaper. Just sandpaper.

Cornstarch + water simmer on stove or microwave

corn oil or olive oil.

peppermint toothpaste

coconut oil is best lube.

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ive used honey before a bit sticky but got the job done

I can vouch for Icy Hot, best. orgasm. ever.

Shit & blood

Mayo

A bit of cornstarch, add water, bring to a simmer on the stove, whilse stirring. Pour into container or something, let cool. Cheap safe lube that is safe to use with flesh lights. Underrated. Recipes online