help /b i need yours guys help what household item is good for lube?
Help /b i need yours guys help what household item is good for lube?
.... butter you god damned noob
Soap is pretty good, just make it foam first
hop in shower use your moms shampoo, crisco, olive oil, butter, spit, vaseline, lotion. SPIT
Acetone works awesome. If you don't have that, the next best thing is chlorinated bleach.
paint thinner works better imho
Plain honey. Take a shower when you're done.
Vegetable oil or similar. Ensure that it's safe to ingest (which most cooking oils should be).
I don't really recommend anything else. The colon is very absorbent; you don't really want piles of butter, vasaline, baby oil, etc in your system.
Don't use anything soap-based like shampoo. You will have one of the worst weeks of your life.
this. I used canola oil or crisco before I discovered astroglide
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Don't use butter. It's an animal byproduct. Use toothpaste, instead. It might seem a bit thick at first but the viscosity breaks down to steady consistency. Trust me. The paste is not a waste.
I dunno, I've tried it and it seemed to dry out pretty fast. Now paint STRIPPER has worked pretty well for me
coconut butter nigger
sulfamic acid usually does the trick
mix hydrogen fluoride w/ water and you got some great lube
Definently coconut butter niga. Olive oil is fine if you must.
vegetable oil or baby oil, although it takes some time to wash it away, wouldn't recommend vaseline
in most dire situations water will do
your tears
i con vouch for the soap thing
Vaseline or baby oil or olive oil should be first choices
You can use shampoo but make sure it doesnt contain sulfer or formaldehyde. Conditioner is ideal
Hair conditioner works great, but don't fuck up and use shampoo.
Source: Long hair and a short dick
spit
Just ruin a couple orgasms and use that as lube!
Olive oil
coconut oil is great
Don't do this it makes fluorinated water
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Let me tell you a little story, a story based on true events
>be 15
>horny little fucker
>gf wouldn't let me smash
>blueballs like a motherfucker
>go home and immediately go take a shower
>fuck no lotion
>no vaseline
>find a green bottle of whatever the fuck
>turned out to be some kind of arthritis cream or something
>mfw my dick is covered in the stuff and I'm on the verge of tears
Sandpaper. Just sandpaper.
Cornstarch + water simmer on stove or microwave
corn oil or olive oil.
peppermint toothpaste
coconut oil is best lube.
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ive used honey before a bit sticky but got the job done
I can vouch for Icy Hot, best. orgasm. ever.
Shit & blood
Mayo
A bit of cornstarch, add water, bring to a simmer on the stove, whilse stirring. Pour into container or something, let cool. Cheap safe lube that is safe to use with flesh lights. Underrated. Recipes online