You have 10 SECONDS to name something that tastes better than an ENGLISH BREAKFAST

You have 10 SECONDS to name something that tastes better than an ENGLISH BREAKFAST.
>protip: you literally cannot.

>unsalted butter
Are you a poof or something M8?

I fucking love it

a cock sandwich

Never had a proper english breakfast, but I'll mention biscuits and gravy for others to vote upon.

That is a shit tier full Engish.

>You fry onion with the tomato and mushroom
>Fucking grill that bacon, it looks like limp dick
>Brown sauce, fucking brown sauce

eel shit on a bun

fried mucus on toast

Most things not served for breakfast taste batter.

american bbq ribs
your moms puss

lol in this world, everybody knows western breakfast are for people who cant cook, no arts in cook whatsoever, been to asia and middle east for 11 years, asian breakfast are simply the best especially hongkong style yum cha, simply name one will crush your bragging, now go eat a bags of dicks

Oh fuck off you contrarian zilch I hate your existence

weeaboo faggot detected.

Turkish Doner Kebobs

oh fuck off!

If you're having a full english you might want to throw a few of these back with your piss warm beer guv

Glass

Pussy.

what color

Oh yeh I'm fucking hungary

pus on a swiss roll

Everything

A HSP.
You all lose.

German breakfast is better

Your mothers

Snack pack is pleb tier iskanda brotherman

Who the fuck has chips with a full English?

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easy

dead pedestrians

This lads.

Steak and eggs. You gave it your all, English Breakfast, but steak and eggs has you beat.

Irish breakfast

stay in your own thread

why is his forehead like a scrotum?

Pizza porcaccio dio

>random
suck a dick

Pineapple pizza

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whip it out faggot

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MY BREAKFAST

because golden corral is the shit!

Pussy.

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Yeah, not having beans for breakfast would be nice.

holy fuck are you bland.

cooking proper bacon, and/or eggs is an art.

I been to ASEAN countries for about 1.5 years total, and they literally manage to fuck up scrambled eggs, and have 0 fucks to what an omelette is.

Done properly, bacon is undeniably the most delicious way to start a day.

fuck you vegans.

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your mom is an art. I bet you don't eat raw bacon you coward.

I bet you don't eat bacon at all you muslim fuck

That's because you don't eat raw pork, retard. Enjoy your parasites

That's fucked cunt

slobber away, poofter

no, die

2 English breakfasts.

Checkmate mate.

where the toast at NIGGA?

jokes on you, I only survive on prana you heretical faggot.
I'm already a parasite you bait biting cunt. welcome to the real world jackass

Fuck your dim sum faggot

Don't you know parasites can get parasites?

DEUTSCHE GERMAN BRATWURSCHT

Opiates are the best breakfast

>brown sauce, literally everything swimming in the stuff...

That's why Asian men look like 11 year old girls and their women look like 11 year old boys.

Get some fucking protein ya cunts.

nicotine laced bacon?

wow guys, I think I found the autist in the thread,
protip bro, no one likes you because your a pretencious fagit

yes, super parasites is the correct terminology. you need to lurk and learn some more, son.

Wiener Schnitzel you scumbags.

Austrian masterrace

Scottish breakfast

how fucking old are you

Aren't they just called schnitzels, after the the place called Schnitzel?

or is wiener austrian for veal?

autism

mexican food?

apparently weatherspoons does, das nasty...

A fucking slice of freshly baked black rye bread with salted speck.
Which is a bread, not that white shit you call bread.
(No niggerlove intended with that bread love)

I only know how to go full retard though!

well spotted, ruined the whole meal, like a Yank after eating 5 big mac menus drinking a diet coke.

then remove keyboard from premises

no need to justify yourself, your making yourself stupid as fuck, now go use a dildo on yourself

you're* fuckface learn to speak english before ever telling someone they look stupid.

no flavor, needs lemon and ketchup. cant compare. Sacher torte would have been a better example.

u fuckers need help. i stopped at key lime pie.

not, trhe fry up breakie more tastier plus cures hang over

fully errrrect. grew up on these babies/10

fuck your potato english

The Finnish Breakfast.

love it, but not at breakfast

Pizza loaded with MSG.

Papa John's uses so much you are actually hungrier after eating it.

it was perfect, except it lacked punctuation.

You forgot your uppercase faggot, go read a book faggot

smh wish there were less legitimate trolls

why d0 you want to know:?

Just the run of the mill pancakes taste better than your old fashion aids in a bun

with that answer you're obviously a 10 year old, please ban

Anything.

gotta say one of the best omelettes I ever had was in Japan.

I don't think you'd be able to find anything like English breakfast there though.

>unsalted butter
>ketchup not HP and Colman's
>potato of any kind being on the plate
>beans in a pot so they don't mix with egg yolk

What is this abomination?

>english breakfast includes french fries

>being this cucked
>by motherfucking F R A N C E, king of the cucks