Dfw you will never stumble home from the bannered mare under a starlit night before falling into bed and giving Lydia...

>dfw you will never stumble home from the bannered mare under a starlit night before falling into bed and giving Lydia your rock hard thu'um

Heh. Thu'um job

>911
lmao
>quality post as well.

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>being a strong male nord
No!

>ywn be a scrawny, shy nord girl
>ywn be forced to hire a body guard to protect you on your travels
>ywn be forced to share a room at an inn because you spent all your gold on spell books
>ywn cuddle up to a strong lydia in a small bed as her warm breath washes over your neck
>ywn 'accidently' run your hand over her toned abbs

Kill me now desu

My cancer just got autism from that.

How pathetic is your life....no wonder game devs keep making open world sexual based adventure.

>start new game
>sexy female imperial
>marry sylgya
>build fuck mansion
>get her mom to be steward
>hire sexy bard
>adopt lucia
>adopt samuel
>every time i get home it's "get to bed samuel"

I cant play for more than an hour without having to fap thinking about samuel with his hot lesbian moms, hot grandma, hot bard, firm but gentle redgard thane, and last but not least a hot sister to play spread the red eagle

>not wanting to live with a strong nord waifu to protect your home while you're out removing elves from your sacred homeland

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>Kill me now desu
with pleasure you weebshit

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>Not wanting elves to enslave you and fill your holes with magic toys
>Not wanting to be a slut for a elven mistress

Why you gotta bully me like that fampi

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is that creepychan?

also here's my only elderscrolls maymay which I believe is a perversion of another, different maymay

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You can't make a post like that without telling us your depraved fantasys user

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fucking skyrim is heresy..... everything is heresy......... ALL I SEE IS HERESY

Emperor save us

>911
what did kek mean by this?