>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you
Wat do?
Walk into your house
Ayden Bell
Dominic Ward
Ask her if Sup Forums really named her cat
Bentley Ortiz
Get song writing advice
Asher Torres
Ignore her and go back to watching my Chinese cartoons.
Elijah Reed
Fuck aye
Juan Watson
Take out my 2 inch weener
Josiah Moore
Say hi and ask who the fuck are you and why are you in my house
Parker Bell
>disregard
>yell for mom
>acquire good boy points
>get tendies
>go to basement
>snuggle waifu pillow
>get on Sup Forums
>post bananas
>masturbate to 2D cartoon loli
Jeremiah Garcia
Punch her stupid ass for helping ruin a generation of kids.
Connor Gray
ask for money
Noah Lopez
burn it with fire
William Hernandez
You too?
Joshua Lopez
introduce her to my Quintuplet tween girls and ask if they all wanna fuck
Bentley Murphy
give her bowl of eggs
Henry Watson
Become the new hit single
Brody Clark
hmmm...let's see...
intruder in my home, pull out gun, shoot
Brody Hernandez
Look up at her and say, my God you're a tall woman.
Brandon Murphy
Turn 360 degrees away, grab OP by the ear and drag him back to school.
Josiah Howard
underrated post
Ian Cox
fuck off back to munchkinland
Elijah Flores
Say, wow you're a Cue T ╥
Parker Cox
Put ear plugs in
Levi Bailey
honestly this
Cameron Brown
Ask her if she is a /b tard and if she is as annoyed by the faggot trap threads as I am
Jackson Allen
Literally beg to massage and kiss her feet
Nathan Long
Fart loudly to defend my territory
Parker Russell
Grab her by the pussy
Hudson Parker
there you go,
hey it works for DT
why not?
Julian Allen
Take her to my bed, make out, eat her ass and pussy, suck her toes, see if she can get any farts or pee out, then wrap her legs around my shoulders and fuck, fuck, fuck.
Grayson Bailey
Taylor Swift is a girl?
Eli Ross
"How's the weather up there?"
Grayson Martinez
oh yeah, no dick
Eli Brooks
I wish there was daddy trump and taytays lewd video
Ryder Flores
marry her
Justin Russell
call the police or shoot her for trespassing
Samuel Rivera
Panic and start looking for hidden cameras because I would think I'm on a TV show.
Dylan Taylor
...
Samuel Stewart
Kek
Liam Gonzalez
That is so weird. She looks like an ex of mine in that pic.
Angel Evans
turn 360
>profit
Julian Campbell
I'm off to see the wizard
and she's probably taller than you!
Lincoln Edwards
Slap the bitch. I'm the one who got bad blood
Daniel Gomez
Ask her what its like to be a lesbian
Camden Bell
>Hey what's up
>care for something to drink?
> so, hows the business? do the masses stress you out?
>Hey want to see my white tip shark? etc.
Just treat her normal and the panties will drop eventually.
Jordan Smith
Ask her how she got out of my basement
Nathaniel Harris
Lol