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nostalgia edition

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wake up dummies

i really like anime

fuck you

hey, don't be rude

dobré ránko

good morning, what's up?

nič moc, jem, seriem a čakám na bulharské voľby

ako to tam vyzerá? majú nejakú dobrú stranu?

Nemáme, budu voliť socialistov... a ja som Bulhar.

koho budeš voliť ty?

Jaktoze mluvis slovensky?

no tak Kotlebu zrovna nemáme... tak budem voliť menší stranu - ABV... potrebujeme 4%, ale neviem či to dokážeme
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_parliamentary_election,_2017

já jsem se vlastně učil česky a prostě si někdy zahravám i se slovenštinou....ale jde mi to těžko

I am awake

>já jsem se vlastně učil česky
for what purpose?

because polish has too many psz psz sounds

Why does paintbucketing maps give me so satisfying feels?

If I had to guess: because of autism.

ok, since I forgot to take meat out of the freezer yesterday, I'm gonna order something online
what should I go for?

>beef cheeks on black beer
>some pizza
>spaghetti carbonara
>ribs
>chicken supreme (whatever the hell that is)
>chicken schnitzels with garlic dip

Ribs or gtfo.

Spaghetti carbonara is objectively the best meal that man ever made

>born in supreme country
>does not order chicken supreme
Why live

Good morning

chicken supreme obviously

>Jiří z Poděbrad conquering whole Poland and getting Luxemburg under his rule
This feels good. I actually adjust my wars so i could give Bohemia more territory but for whatever reason they don't want north Austria

>nostalgia
>posts amerilard ice cream truck
If you say you weren't anxiously waiting for that one melody every week as a kid, you're a liar.

forgot pic

couldn't find a better pic, i am gonna steal yours and edit it

It's all yours

>ABV
>Ideology: Social democracy, Russophilia
topkek

What are you doing today, fáms?

playing ck2 as usually

Slovakia mentioned :D

washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/travel/overlooked-by-guidebooks-slovakia-is-a-worthy-european-destination-without-the-crowds/2017/03/15/78470532-04fd-11e7-ad5b-d22680e18d10_story.html

> also lived in the Czech Republic, which is much more developed, tourist-oriented and expensive. I love both.

XD! yes we are ukraine compared to famous czech republic :)

That's how everyone abroad sees it.

good, less foreigners will come

>tourist-oriented
That's the keyword here. They see the tourist traps and they think "zomg so developed," because that's what the west is used to in their tourist destinations, and the average tourist does not give half a shit about what's going on outside them.
t. used to work in tourist industry

>implying this isn't true

it sure is but for Prague only

Your landscape is better, but you lack scenic architecture. You also lack the "le Budweiser original České pivo" meme to promote abroad.
>[citation needed]
It's kinda complicated, but they are the normal part of the left political specter.
někdo to musí
když ne vy, tak...

>regions dependent on tourism
>locals can only offer terrible level of service with rude attitude

Fuckers can starve for all I care desu. This isn't about money, this is cultural.

Living standards in Bratislava are equal to Prague if not better, not talking about cultural and historical shit obviously but about practical stuff

stop it with the ice cream trucks, I had enough feels last night

>it's another bully Slovaks episode

We deserve it

bálint shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Rude

>Living standards in Bratislava are equal to Prague if not better
Definitely didn't look like it last time I visited Bratislava.

Yeah, way less niggers and chinks than what you are used to

no you don't

>way less niggers
what do you mean? it was FULL of Slovaks

>living standards in Bratislava are equal to Prague [...] about practical stuff
Bon't you hate it when Bratislava's Metro... oh, right.

5 star post

Yeah, because not even niggers and chinks would want to live in Bratislava.

You dont need one in Bratislava

>go cycling to Bratislava
>see lotsa fit black chicks rollerskating
>their ass must be hard as granite

...

good looking coloured chicks are a rarity here
all we havee are gipsies and vietkong refugee milfs from the 70'

15 years old in 2017 ŠMH FˇAAM

>literally admitting to saving and sharing CP
>posting nipples on a blue board

>15
>cp

check the age of consent in slovakia pedoshit

15

>mfw every american that sees this picture is immediately detained and sent to an all black prison to get the pedophilic tendencies pounded out of him by jamal and tyrone

it's not funny, my asshole can't take any more of that
BLUE BOARD BLUE BOARD

im literally about to buy a fucking fleshlight

look at this piece of art, i almost just want to have it on display, give me one good reason not to buy it

interesting post

>born in pepikland
>buys a fleshlight
It's like living on the Sun and buying a lighter

go for it if you live alone

I'm also thinking of getting one.

PublicAgent is not real life, Grzegorz

not everyone here is a pornstar, besides, i only know 2 that live near me

i live with my parents

>i only know 2 that live near me
>only
>2

not like a pornstar would fuck average pepik and who wants a std skank anyway

metro.co.uk/2017/02/21/woman-who-urinated-on-koran-and-set-it-on-fire-facing-six-years-in-prison-6462451/

>slowakia

would the same thing happen if she did it with a bible?

No, that's why it's so funny.

>Her mother Olga told Slovak media that her daughter had been behaving badly since suffering a sexual assault as a teenager.

>Olga told Slovak media: ‘Romani gypsies raped her where she was 14. It was said to me that there were 14 of them. Since then she has acted like this.’

feels bad man fuck gypsies

>Sheila

expel them already

Please remind me to disable fucking Sunset Invasion next time I play CK2

I knew it's some alternative reality stuff but I didn't expect a fucking OP 200,000 army conquering Norway out of nowhere and continuing their land grabbing in HRE... Literally impossible to play anymore, I expected some fair way to fight back, not get outnumbered by an army larger than all of Europe combined, fuck this shit

I guess I'll have to abandon my Wendish Empire game and start something new

>Sweden is ruled by kangz
>Norway is conquered by Mexicans

no kidding

...

I'd visit, but the saying goes that Czechs only go to Slovakia when they want to die in Tatras.

fucking kek
I'm going to Tatras in summer
how likely am I to die?

>visited Tatry 3 times already
>not even a scraped knee
do I suck at being Czech?

finally got to dorms

hold up i noticed something

...

top kek, was about to point that out

very nice

nice post

>girl told me i look like i have been beaten up somewhere in the past
>i never even got into any fight
Does she mean i just look like an underdog?

beaten up methaphorically or literally?

>mfw the qt asked me today if i think i have autism
it's kinda my fault tho

Literally, like getting punched in the face. I'm telling her i didn't but she insist and i have no frigin idea why does she think that.

>girl told me i look like i have been beaten up somewhere in the past
iktf

maybe you have crooked nose? my nose is kinda offset to the left but i don't remember ever getting punched in the noggin

Now she said it didn't have to be just physicall beating up

And she refuses to say why she thinks that

I think she thinks that because i look submissive, because i am constantly nervous and constantly terrified of bothering someone, of invoking a conflict.
She literally thinks i am beta. And i probably am.