I got matched with this creature on tinder, what should i say?

i got matched with this creature on tinder, what should i say?

i feel fucking sick

>cyka blyat

that means you swiped right tho. idiot. gross.

Ask if it's sentient

Funking bone up and straighten that bitch out, fuck her like her heterosexuality depended on it

tell her that drinking bleach erases oestrogen so she can be agender

Dtf?

Legitimately cannot tell from pics or name if that is a male or a female

Let's just call it an "it"

its a female, im 18 and im a virgin should i fuck her? im really desperete atm

hire a hooker then u faggot

"Ayy bitch tryna catch this nut "

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"

I say do it. Get drunk as fuck and try to put it in 'her' ass

im broke

No, don't do it, bro. She don't look right. Just keep buffing your pickle. It'll happen for you someday...

Tell him to fix that fucking hairline, Christ.

Don't, you're better off paying a prositute instead of this

Do you have a dick and if so when are we fucking?

im ugly bro

wtf?

I'd hit it

Sex isn't that worth it, if you think it is you're an autistic child. You're 18? Act like an adult. Delete your shitty dating app and go live life for you.

Wizidary - the post

Proof? Faggot

wtf bro, i have anxiety and im afraid to talk to girls in person..

Honestly, that's more like depression - the post
Only people who have tasted victory stray from it

this is my best pic of me

Why would you have anxiety? Your life doesn't revolve around another person, you have to get into the mindset that you don't give a damn about them. Think about it this way, there's a hot girl, you ask her out, and she has one of two answers, yes or no. If it's yes, you're in the clear, but you have to expect the no. Before you talk to that girl, you already know that she might turn you down, so fuck it. Live life knowing that none of these people will be at your deathbed.

Wtf dude, you're not ugly
75x better looking that that "girl"
No homo

this guy gets it

you are not bad looking at all, get a haircut, gym membership, and a healthy diet, the structure wll help you

It looks like a fat version of that outstanding German murderer

Be careful OP it might be a trap

>might be
Kek

You can do way better OP, hold out. Losing your virginity isn't worth the issues she looks capable of bringing.

Just a few red flags to save you:
>Her hair
>Scowl to sell herself, indicates a dower demeanor
>Doesn't look at camera, possible autismo
>Smoker
>Judging by hand fat and face the fupa is going to be otherwortldy

Unless you end up talking to her and she's pretty dope, abandon ship.

Sorry I don't quit know what to say. It's the first time I've been matched with a cave troll.

"Hey bb. Wanna get facefucked?"

mebey i zucc ya dicc if you took a shower and cleaned up your beard a bit OP - your hair is pretty oily in that picture.

Seriously though, clean up and you'll go from a 6 to an 8/10 and get to match hot bitches on Tindr.

I'll suck your dick if you suck mine.