New celeb fap thread: Dating advice edition

New celeb fap thread: Dating advice edition

No Katy edition, please... Don't want to go through hell

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Where are my katy wankers at?

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Emma Stone's next bf will be a big black athlete

i'm here, edging for her as usual

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OH GOD NO

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Bump

Probably a scrawny actor or a hipster musician.

ah lame

always hard and ready for thick Katy

Good boy, jerk that dick for her

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She is so fucking hot, damn

Queen Katy says that little dick losers can never cum. You'll be edging forever you worthless pathetic little worm. Beg Katy some more and maybe she will let you cum..

black user from the previous thread,

You have to be funny. They seem to like that shit, and don't be afraid to laugh at yourself like make fun of yourself. Also, like all girls they like guys who go to the gym.

Just present yourself as different to black dudes, don't walk on egg shells n shiet. Don't act like you're trying to pander to her being black.

Ok white Sup Forumsros, now gibs advice on how to date white women.

Oh no. FUCK YOU! I can't resist any longer...

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I cum when i want damnit.

Your Emma #2 is OK.
Best Emma is Best.

I'm such a tiny dick loser, I don't deserve to cum ever again

Her hips don't lie.

Have you got kik I will provide pics of Katy if you tease me add me ERK1905TBK

Kylie's natural ass anyone?

hnng need to lick her pitss

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>blacked
No thanks

Do you have a nice big cock so that she looks at you like this? If the answer is NO (which it will be) then you'll be edging for the rest of your days.. little dick worms like you will never be worthy of cumming to our Queen

She's still hot though

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mmm wet katy mouth, so warm

Look at her family. It's hard to blame her.

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Please god add me on kik ERK1905TBK

The answer is no. I need to regrettably submit to my "Queen"...

That's right. You'll be grovelling and begging forever you pathetic piece of human garbage. You might as well cut that little dick off.. at least then you would provide our Queen some entertainment, because let's be honest as you are now you're nothing to her

Will katy ever allow me to cum?

this thread needs more of hilary duffs perfect, sockable toesies.

would she allow us to sniff and lick her ?

> ferrari tatoo

I will cut it off for katy, with my load still in my balls

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I wouldn't mind seeing her get blacked

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Hilary Duff blacked when?

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Katy can't compete

hopefully never.

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No.

ugliest bitch ever

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Taytay blacked when?

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Anna

You're so right user! Make sure everyone knows that you are her slave. Put pictures of her up around your house, you need to worship her all the time
Look at her laughing at your tiny dick! Can you even call that a dick? That wouldn't satisfy a mouse! You really are a pathetic loser.

now that i could watch. especially if it was a gangbang with 3 or 4 big fat cocks.

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I don't do kik, sorry user.
I'll drop into these threads every now and again though, so keep your eyes peeled

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>natural
"/s". You dropped this user.

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I want to eat that ass

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Please make one you have an amazing talent!

Fucck *unzips*

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How could you watch the queen of white people get blacked?

Fuck you

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That just made me cum, I got to close to the edge and whispered her name, I'm covered in cum now

REALITY CHECK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll think about it, but I generally don't keep up to stuff like that. Plus I find it leeks into my routine, which is never good. Gotta moderate my man

As a black guy, I'd still fuck her balls deep. Long dick style.

i'm sure she'd love this.
i'm stll fapping, btw

>>Trips Chek'd

id watch it with my hard, throbbing, white cock in my hand, thats how.

and right when all the guys start stroking their fat cocks all over tay tays beautiful face, coating her with their thick hot cum, thats when i would blow my load.

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>> You got trips checking trips. Is there a name for that?

Are you fucking serious user? What was the number 1 rule for Queen Katy? And you just broke it. This isn't about you, you dicklet holding faggot. This is about her, and about worshipping her. Lick it all up and apologise to Katy. Don't even think about trying to cum to her again

>queen of white people get blacked

White guy here, I'd watch it lel.

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Do you hate your own race?

As a black guy, I'd still fuck her all night.