/cric/ - SUMMER OF CRICKET THREAD #24

Australia 2/8
vs South Africa

England 537
India 4/319

threadcunt :DDDD

10/60

>JUST

>shitwaja

Holy fuck, Australia's lost 8 wickets for 2 runs

This brown people in the team meme has to end

Won't make a half century mate.

Damn boi

3 runs*

3 runs now

Scotland drew with Poo Pealand lads

just turned on the telly lads

WHAT THE FUCK

Last digit will be Voge's score

JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCK MY SHIT UP

fuck this game I'm going fishing

THIS IS FUCKED

ahahahahaha

DROP THE WHOLE TEAM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just woke up lads
These cunts are shithouse

KEK
E
KEK

>VOGES

when will it end

In what?

WHY THE FUCK IS VOGES STILL IN THE TEAM

HE HAS FAILED EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT EXCEPTION HE HAS PLAYED DECENT OPPOSITION

4 now get fucked SA

looks like australia will be bowling before lunch

really makes you think

Where were you when you witnessed the death of Australian cricket?

Nevill century incoming

get in here saffas i need some kekworthy reansctio

If there's grass on the pitch, play like a bitch

Fucks sake, a Sydney first grade team would be a better choice at this point

post stream pls

...

hope ferguson gets a peach

will >We score more runs than wickets

who won the toss?

voges unironically averages 67

I don't even like cricket anyway

Will SA enforce the follow on?

>wake up
>4/8
oh fuck right off

>The absolute state of the shit stain of Ausfailia

Just got called into work lads

remember when you SEETHING FUCKING CASUALS

>yea it's kind of a long list xD

biggest statpad in the history of the game

Need the Marsh's back

And Gillespie averages 200 against Bangladesh

We managed to get into the double figures lads!

hope warner kills himself, awful way to get out

at least we played 6 batsmen, that's the silver lining I suppose

League

Shaun yes

Shitch no

Don't be an Englishman about it

Based Australia trying to get me to study rather than watch cricket

>we

What number in the order do you bat m8?

Last 3 digits are smoths score

Sa

I'm David Warner

WHITE OR BAILEY IN FOR VOGES ASAP

Might mow the grass lads

This summer, I mean

Where do you fish lad

Doing the rain dance lads

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

BASED SOUTH AFRICA

WHO /SUPPORTS EVERYONE THAT PLAYS AGAINST AUSTRALIA/ HERE?

Was unsure if I wanted Trump to win but the reaction from the left has been absolutely delicious

>OR BAILEY
fucking kill yourself

now watch as the bowlers make this pitch look like the easiest road in the world to bat on.

every fucking time

I'm unironically Cowan

Where's Illungworth when you need him?

just ask yourself, would have bailey scored more than 0 runs on his home pitch?

Gold Coast
Pretty heavily fished but the rewards are there if you put the time in

Wish it had a rained lads

That was almost memeswell tier

Would a 20/20 match with two innings work?

AUSTRALIA BTFO BY THE BBC

I think it would, but at some stage you might as well just play a one dayer

Wish i had a friend lads

>all this talk about the rain saving australia from a 5 match losing streak

>match will be over in 2 days

KEK

is this in johannesburg 555

One cannot fabricate this

Who the fuck is Joe Mennie

Last digit is how many wickets le dark midget takes

>Philander and Abbott build loads of pressure
>Black Morkel comes on and relases it all
Kek

Going to piss rain all day tomorrow mate.

t. Jane Bunn

sounds about right

Do you need a license up in qld these days?

How short is he? Surely he's under 5'

Rabada looks like a young version of Steve Tikolo

Add Gregory on facebook

Is David Warner related to Mark Waughner?

Literally who?

hi you give me an erection every evening

Nah not yet, I have a feeling it'll be brought in within the next few years though.

I don't have an issue with having to buy a fishing license as long as the money made from it is used to help fish stocks/fishing facilities (boat ramps, maintenance, etc)

no matter how far Australian cricket falls, take solace in the fact that YOU are not a Poo Peelander lads

13 runs in 70 minutes. this is awful lads

he's related to Steve Waughne

Is Kyle Abbott related to the killer of Phillip Hughes, Tony Abbott?

is it time to not have a meme opener?

if warner doesnt get 100 >we collapse everytime

Put your money on a draw now lads, price is going through the roof

cookandhammedopeningthebatting.exe

>not even 4 foot

Good on him for making the national team tbqh