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naked dread kiss

Mr. Janitor... Tear. Down. This. Thread.

>physiological
embarrassing

the brekkie

Kurmi

the bf

>mam session pog

hmm yes

suicide
scum
meme

>using facebook
>airing your political opinions
>eating cake
>being gay
dropped on all 4 fronts.

Lust read eel

>wake up still feeling drunk
>go for a shit
>suddenly sober as can be

Lads... I didn't even drink last night wtf?????

cooking exactly that meal as we speak

except I'm scrambling my eggs

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Hmm

Eating scrambled eggs is a major Rasheedism

lust
secret
coke

weaning myself off the old 'chan.
trying to become an apex human

>work 4 days a week but at above average wages (given that i'm wokring part time)
>work in the academic sector so constant intellectual nourishment, whilst also making a name for myself in the field
>volunteer on fridays
>spend weekend studying maths and philosophy, physics and other things
>read reuters to stay on top of daily affairs
>spend 30 mins a day practicing foreign languages
>spend another 30 mins practicing an instrument
>lifting 3-4 times a week
>healthy diet of oats, milk, rice, vegetables, chicken and fish
>take multivits
>use non-harmful chemical soaps, toothpastes, deoderents etc
>had a really good relationship and lost the virginity already so dont care about no gf
>taking advantage of switching fees from banks, starting to get into buying stocks and bonds for financial gains
>live very frugally anyway because no expensive normie habits and cheap-cunt when it comes to shopping (go to aldi alot)
>Cycle instead of car-cuck or public transport cuck

Leave rageman mad

don't really care if i'm honest

>Eating scrambled eggs is a major Rasheedism
Jesus Christ rorke, now scrambled eggs are rasheed?

suicide scum dread

sorry but I just don't like baked beans

especially when you eat them with bacon and sausage, very much muslim favourites

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just giving you the blue prints to cleaning the gunge from you're third eye.

smoking a cig as i type this post

scramble my eggs yeah that's how I like it

i like this image

hmm

how do you scramble your eggs? the french, yank or british way?

I make omlettes now and scrambled eggs only for myself. I still have that image of the /ck/ thread in my head... Won't ruin eggs for you.

>Isabel Oakeshott on Sunday Politics right now

might need to crank out my second of the day already and it's still before noon

Wow...Is this the perfect analogy?

break them into a small frying pan then mess it about a bit with a fork or spoon

76 hours since my last wank

>using a fork in a frying pan

enjoy your teflon infused eggs

there's nothing wrong eating cake, you dumb vegan.

use a spatula lad, you'll wreck your pan

I remember my friend was puzzled to find out there were other ways to scramble eggs outside a microwave

smfh

Ha
dees
nuds

Im only allowed to eat with plastic cutlery

>hey i know, let's promote peace, love, understanding and tolerance by importing millions of poor uneducated people from ultra-religious, ultra-conservative, ultra-intolerant, ultra-sexist, quasi-fascist and sexually repressed countries.

>what could possibly go wrong?

fat cunt

I'll wreck your pan (face)

*unleashes a barrage of hypersonic punches*

you seem amusing you should add me on steam friend ;)

ah yes the sectioned mentalist.

stupid racist

>gif
fuck off

>mad
>maniac
>me
haha that is SO me haha

Post more smuggies NOW

made enigma weed

hmmm

sent ;)

rampant rorkism ITT

more like pee wanker

Beat them a bit then pop them in the microwave with a bit of milk for 3 minutes

my first three words are: suicide,nig,scum.
This is surprisingly accurate

fat
gay
rorke

trying to shake the hangover and go to the gym lads. gonna be a struggle.

your country is too hot and humid, consider changing the climate.

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no gym on sundays

warburton's seeded batch is the best bread you can find outside a bakery, fact

yes gym on sundays

Mr Warburton seeded your mum's batch

rage
past
pass

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You in the centre.

rage, maniac, fool
hmm

DUDE

who have we got in the footy then lads
I reckon the teams with more financial resources will all win but city v liverpool will be a score draw

I'm gay.

I'm gay.

this is cringe as fuck
connor murphy is an arsehole

Just had a wank, twas awesome in the original sense, 凄い.

can't stand the cunt. everything he does is awkward and weird.

sure you are. faggot.
faggot

maniac
passion
malice

just had a really big and satisfying poo. fully emptied my arse. was great.

I am also gay.

kek does that describe every Italian

Akon has done more for Africa than any charity has literally ever.

how about that windows guy?

Has he done anything since 2005? Last time I heard one of his songs desu
>tfw mr. lonely

Who /mutualaid/ here?

I'm bi.

Thomas Sankara may dispute you on that.

wew

>I'm bi.

See
Suicide
Passion

uhm.... I don't really like it...

what haven't you moved to new zealand yet

nah Akon has achieved actual tangible results.

i'm bi.

even less white than here mate

It's a colder and shittier version of Australia

I'm bi.

going for a haircut

very scared. i have psoriasis so when they're cutting, big chunks of skin fall out of my scalp, i know they hate cutting my hair.

most people consider various other factors

do you mean a more temperate version of aus

Sieze the means of production