Wake up

>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do

masturbate and play with those titties

/thread

kill myself for being retarded looking

dubs of truth

I'd probably be insecure as fuck and start whining and crying. Woman are fucking nuts

call mods

re-alphabetize books

Ask her why her left tit hangs a little lower than the the other tit. duh.

Go outside, fuck with someone, demand him for rape and be rich

you stole this image from me faggot fuck you i had that are traps gay thread

Fingerself. Get girly clothes, head out to town and get pissed and fucked.

Wizard detected

kid looks like shes about 10, probs play with them tig ol bitties

Son, you might be legit retarded.

try to suck my own boobs

become a lesbian

drop to my knees and begin sucking any cock that gets near my face

just like every other day

finally I can go in the bathroom with my sister

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obviously yiu'd need her to show yoiu how it all works

Go get some quality cock. So the usual.

turn 360° and run away

>inb4 360 is same direction retard
>inb4 haha i was onley troleing u
>inb4 no i troled U with doubletrole reverse
>inb4 faggotry
>inb4 faggotry everywhere

turn 1541° and walk into the door frame

There are no openly gay bros where I live. All I want is to 69 with a normal 20 year old guy like me.

"I'm gonna be RICH!"

Thank God

underrated comment

>wat do
Fuck myself, that's wat.

order a bunch of dildos, try shit out, see what it feels like

get blacked

wake up
see this
wonder where did 25% of my paycheck go.

>paycheck
>allowance

Fix'd that for you.

call up 3 female friends and try to seduce them with lesbian sex

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>3 female friends
>Sup Forums

got a name or is that some rando?

TITTAYS!

oh ffs you lonely tard

Put on a shirt

>call exorcist
>exorcise my mirror

that's not an answer

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Anyone have more of her? She's fucking perfect.

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so it's some rando, I see

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wow you're really 1337, can you show me your ways

>german

That explains so much, you lonely, humorless, uncircumcised, marzipan-spitting, obnoxiously loud piss fetishist.

hey you fuckhead, don't insult my marzipan

ask my girlfriend if she likes pussy and wants to be lesbian with me now

>compliment her monkeyface

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what is her name she isperfect

no idea m8, only got this one other pic of her

SPOILER: 30 seconds after this thread 404s you will completely forget about her forever and will be screaming for "sauce" over some random jpeg in the next thread.

>Girls from Russia. Plenty of Galleries

Don't click it.

Thanks for the hot tip, Baby Einstein.

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Find a LOT of cocks to suck...

I think cuz the left one (her right) is a bit smaller they dont hang perfectly but since that's totally normal and people don't have perfectly symmetrical tits it's all good she's still 10/10 IMO.

I'm sure she'd be relieved to know you still rate her a ten and that she can't wait to have your cheeto-stained fingers fumbling awkwardly over her body.