She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

yes please

Sure, for a landwhale she's pretty

Loose my virginity

She is just my type

Cum in my pants.

how bout I get some milk?

giggles and premature ejaculate, then probably run.

Impregnate

slap her in face so she know she not worthy,
finger puss
smell
if smell is good, allow her to drain balls with mouth only
slap her again to reinforce unworthiness
leave

Stuff her with pizza till her gut is nice and tight.

Then fuck.

Call captain Ahab

cut the shit and tell her i want her to ride me until my dick starts hurting

Hide my food

Drop spaghetti

Eat her for breakfast.

She if she can take a decent face fucking

Tell her im not into whale beastiality

Best answer

fuck it up somehow

Degrade her for a bit, spit on her face...then fuck

Turn that pussy inside out.

Dude, you stole my move!

laugh in her face and tell the cow to get lost

Tell her to take this shrink ray, then store me in her colon.

Ask if she'll fart on me.