Wake up

>Wake up
>See this egg

What do?

>implying she's ugly cos of this

Post any woman who looks good with a tied back bun

proceed to fug, naturally

Ask her for a discount on a menorah.

Check for wallet and foreskin.
Proceed to eat a pork sandwich.

wtf bitch I was sleeping. jeez what's wrong with you lady? Who gets right up in the face of a sleeping person.

sex

I'm glad she has greek features

lick her feet

>doesnt have huge nose
>greek features

nah

Impress her with my daily Palestinian death count and proceed to make sweet love on the sand.

FOR ISRAEL

Whisk and into pan

Who let a Kardashian become Wonder Woman?

Think about what my bull would do to her

All Kardashian have curves m8

wtf i love wonder woman now

Sup Forums is very weak nowadays

>wake up
>see this egg

What do?

Into pan and scramble

apologize

I don't know about you guys

Maybe this is kind of weird

Don't judge me too harshly, OK?

But I would literally

LITERALLY

as in not figuratively, if the situation presented itself, I would definitely act on it

kiss Gal Gadot

Feed to girls.

>comparing modern day Cleopatra to that skelly bean stalk

I got 99 dubs but mine aint one, hit me!